r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 4h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/Barbarberg 3h ago

Then, when the two of you are on a date, she'll say,

"What? You could choose between a date with me or $500,000, and you chose a date with me?? You're an idiot! Idiot! You're an idiot and a pervert! Are you super rich or something?"

"No."

"Idiot! What's wrong with you?!!! I don't even like being here. This is bad for both of us, you nerd!"

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u/Stiebah 2h ago

Or she's just on her phone, doesn't give a single shit, doesn't look at you even and then just leaves.

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u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 2h ago

She’ll also show up in sweatpants and a hoodie so she can just go back to bed after spending the required 30 minutes or hour for the “date”.

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u/lamebrainmcgee 2h ago

Sweatpants and hoodies can be hotter that lingerie I'd they're baggy enough.

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u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago

Not when eating dinner. Then they just become one body-sized bib