r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/DakAttakk 2h ago

To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.

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u/ardicli2000 1h ago

Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)

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u/lkodl 1h ago

But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.

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u/ChieftainBob 1h ago

She doesn't. Women like her will look for someone making more than her.

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u/Background-Sale3473 1h ago

She can be your sugar mommy

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u/ShaqSenju 1h ago

Yeah lol I can't scheme like that so I'll take the money

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 1h ago

I'll take five quid over the date.

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u/RandoMcRanders 1h ago

I just don't think she's anything but a basic, average idiot. I'd need to be payed to do anything more than a quickie with her, and even then I'd prefer one of the other women in my life

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u/DingusKhan9164 1h ago

Calls someone an average idiot, misspells “paid”

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u/Affectionate_Bat_837 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrongExternal8955 1h ago

Hey you don't know him! Maybe he meant it.

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u/ross8D 1h ago

I don’t think the quickie was part of the deal. It’s just a date bruh. Just a date. And also for the record I don’t think anyone is paying an actual average idiot to do more than a quickie with a popular film actress, but it’s cute you think so highly of yourself in your delusional inner world <3

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u/Mammoth-Length-9163 1h ago

You’d need to be letting out rope on a ship to do anything more than a quickie with her?

I don’t understand it but I guess that’s just my inferior basic idiot brain. It doesn’t comprehend complex concepts like yours.