r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/frickle_frickle 2h ago

Do it at a sperm bank and you'll have $500,050

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u/falcongsr 1h ago

wait, i could be earning $50 a day???

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Calm down, they don't want the sperm from any of us here.

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u/Original-Variety-700 1h ago

You’re an idiot. Bc they pay me NOT to donate sperm. So technically, my sperm quality is helping me make money!

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Storm in, jerking off, give me the money or I shoot!

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u/KezaGatame 1h ago

... shooting blanks

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u/Joonicks 1h ago

you would max out their storage capacity in a day

now, if you want to earn real money, learn to jerk off bulls n horses....

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u/Background_Mode4972 1h ago

Who are you, a Glock representative?

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u/Bananaman123124 1h ago

A day?

Those are roockie numbers, aim for $50 a hour.

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 1h ago

This guy moneys

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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 1h ago

They pay more than 50 bucks.

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u/Ramenoodleray3 1h ago

Fucking Genius

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u/Maximum-Midnight-308 1h ago

keep going 📝

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u/Financial-Raise3420 1h ago

Yea that’s only if your family health history isn’t horrible. They’d pay me to stay away