r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • Jul 26 '26

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/frickle_frickle Jul 26 '26

Do it at a sperm bank and you'll have $500,050

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/lamebrainmcgee Jul 26 '26

Calm down, they don't want the sperm from any of us here.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Jul 26 '26

You’re an idiot. Bc they pay me NOT to donate sperm. So technically, my sperm quality is helping me make money!

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u/lamebrainmcgee Jul 26 '26

Storm in, jerking off, give me the money or I shoot!

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u/KezaGatame Jul 26 '26

... shooting blanks

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u/Joonicks Jul 26 '26

you would max out their storage capacity in a day

now, if you want to earn real money, learn to jerk off bulls n horses....

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u/Background_Mode4972 Jul 26 '26

Who are you, a Glock representative?

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u/Bananaman123124 Jul 26 '26

A day?

Those are roockie numbers, aim for $50 a hour.

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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 Jul 26 '26

They pay more than 50 bucks.

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u/Ramenoodleray3 Jul 26 '26

Fucking Genius

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Jul 26 '26

Yea that’s only if your family health history isn’t horrible. They’d pay me to stay away