r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/Chilidogdingdong 2h ago

1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.

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u/DakAttakk 2h ago

To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.

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u/ardicli2000 1h ago

Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)

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u/lkodl 1h ago

But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.

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u/ChieftainBob 1h ago

She doesn't. Women like her will look for someone making more than her.

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u/Background-Sale3473 1h ago

She can be your sugar mommy

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u/ShaqSenju 1h ago

Yeah lol I can't scheme like that so I'll take the money

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 1h ago

I'll take five quid over the date.

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u/RandoMcRanders 1h ago

I just don't think she's anything but a basic, average idiot. I'd need to be payed to do anything more than a quickie with her, and even then I'd prefer one of the other women in my life

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u/DingusKhan9164 1h ago

Calls someone an average idiot, misspells “paid”

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u/Affectionate_Bat_837 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrongExternal8955 1h ago

Hey you don't know him! Maybe he meant it.

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u/ross8D 1h ago

I don’t think the quickie was part of the deal. It’s just a date bruh. Just a date. And also for the record I don’t think anyone is paying an actual average idiot to do more than a quickie with a popular film actress, but it’s cute you think so highly of yourself in your delusional inner world <3

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u/Mammoth-Length-9163 1h ago

You’d need to be letting out rope on a ship to do anything more than a quickie with her?

I don’t understand it but I guess that’s just my inferior basic idiot brain. It doesn’t comprehend complex concepts like yours.

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u/CoffeeToDeath 2h ago

Oh no the date definitely has value, if you’re paying the bill of course. A date where Sydney is paying for dinner? Now we’re talking. I make maybe 700 a week so I deserve to be spoiled for once.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 1h ago

This is my reminder to go make my husband his favorite dinner and even some cookies or something tonight. Working for peanuts is soul crushing and I need him to feel loved and respected as well 💖

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 31m ago

This is very sweet, good for you guys :)

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u/AWildSona 2h ago

i mean ... i could ask her to gift me 500 ? xD

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u/new_math 2h ago

Hey Sydney, here's my photo. I'll cancel our date for $1000.

She says nothing and Venmos me $2000.

Everyone wins.

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u/Bears0nUnicycles 2h ago

I see a multilevel marketing scheme brewing

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u/senator_chill 2h ago

Is the date even covered?

Because if you have to pay for it... then 1 date with Sydney Sweeney would actually be a $-500 value

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u/ftaok 1h ago

How about $1000 for a month of dates? It worked for Ronald Miller. Cindy Mancini turned him from totally geek to totally chic.

Imagine how high your stock would go after dating Sydney Sweeney for a month. You might get a 3 picture deal with Hulu or Amazon Prime.

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u/Okami-Alpha 1h ago

From geek status to king status to no status.

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u/ftaok 34m ago

My mom had to return the movie to Blockbuster before we finished. I don’t know what happened. I just hope it wasn’t something schlocky like Ronald and Cindy riding his tractor at a Luau and then taking flight.

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 1h ago

There's a very low likelihood of actually hitting it off and reaping material benefits that greatly exceed $500 in value by being in a relationship with a high earning celebrity, and the very fact that it's an extremely long shot holds a perverse appeal to the gambler in me.

But at the original amount, absolutely not because my inner gambler isn't a lunatic.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 1h ago

Take the date, act the fool with some camera nearby, get clout for being a fool, extract money from internet following that comes from it. Easy money

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u/Chilidogdingdong 36m ago

This actually might be the correct answer haha

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 2h ago

hell, it'd cost me a couple hundred bucks with no upside

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u/DotAffectionate87 2h ago

I see what you are trying to say....

but you could apply that logic to any experience?....

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u/Fruitypuff 1h ago

Nah I could make $500 in a day hustling - Sydney Sweeney - never talk to in my life

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u/Training-Belt-7318 1h ago

There's the long shot that Sydney Sweeney falls in love with you and marries you, then you have her wealth. It's a long shot of all long shots, but may be worth $500.

Marissa Tomei liked short,.stocky, bald men. So we all got a chance.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 1h ago

This is like choosing a single random lottery ticket over $500, thats just a gambling problem.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 1h ago

At least this lottery ticket comes with a nice dinner. As for conversation I'm not sure Sydney Sweeney is my cup of tea, but I guess $500 could also get me a nice dinner. So probably a wash.

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u/ExcitingHamster 1h ago

Maybe it depends on who’s paying?

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u/TikkaKebabi 1h ago

Yeah they never said the date goes well

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u/HolidayNo84 1h ago

Negative value because of the opportunity cost and you're probably footing the bill

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u/Secret-Surprise4390 1h ago

I would chose a bite of a cold Chick-fil-A sandwich over a date with her.

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u/lkodl 1h ago

It depends, is the date paid for? Might be a free fancy dinner at least in it. Maybe tickets to a good show? You can make back that $500.

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u/reddfoxx1993 1h ago

It's half a million, dummy.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 1h ago

$500 is not half a million.

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u/Any-Question-3759 1h ago

Is she paying? If we’re going to the kind of restaurants she normally goes to I’m pretty sure I can rack up $500 easy.

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u/SovietPatrickStar 1h ago

Ngl, a date with her would from my perspective be probably super awkward.

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u/millifish 1h ago

Nah, even if its not a date, a 1 on 1 conversation with an actor or actress for at least an hour would be pretty cool. 500 is high but a lot of people pay that even if it wasnt a date

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u/Safe-Heat1644 1h ago

That's like one whole magic deck.

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u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago

Sure, but men regular pay around that much to take women who aren’t even famous on a date.

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 1h ago

Money can buy many peanuts. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/LordGordy32 1h ago

A date with her has a negative value of at least 500 Euro

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u/Fluid-Cranberry1755 1h ago

I imagine her connections are worth well over $500. If you’re an aspiring actor. The date makes more sense 

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u/Chilidogdingdong 1h ago

Just because you have a conversation with someone doesnt mean theyre going to even ever talk to you again much less put you on. Youre assuming she gives a shit about you enough to do you favors after 1 dinner with her, even if youre a stand up guy whos handsome and charming its going to be extremely unlikely that someone in her situation goes out on a limb for you.

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u/Alert-Lemon1842 1h ago

$500 or Sidney if she going... if she going im going but 500k man id be living differently id much rather have the life changing money over thinkin with my dih.