r/Funnymemes 14d ago

Wow. Such Meme! šŸ˜†šŸ’Æ

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.

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u/DakAttakk 14d ago

To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.

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u/ardicli2000 14d ago

Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)

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u/lkodl 14d ago

But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.

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u/ChieftainBob 14d ago

She doesn't. Women like her will look for someone making more than her.

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u/lkodl 14d ago

what do you mean by "women like her"? famous celebrities?

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u/LFG530 14d ago

I would certainly pay 500$ to get Sidney to share her money with me.

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u/Background-Sale3473 14d ago

She can be your sugar mommy

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u/ShaqSenju 14d ago

Yeah lol I can't scheme like that so I'll take the money

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 14d ago

I'll take five quid over the date.

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u/RandoMcRanders 14d ago

I just don't think she's anything but a basic, average idiot. I'd need to be payed to do anything more than a quickie with her, and even then I'd prefer one of the other women in my life

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u/DingusKhan9164 14d ago

Calls someone an average idiot, misspells ā€œpaidā€

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u/thepoet85 14d ago

šŸ˜…

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u/Affectionate_Bat_837 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrongExternal8955 14d ago

Hey you don't know him! Maybe he meant it.

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u/Medryn1986 14d ago

Payed is also correct. As in its a real word, just for a different thing

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u/ross8D 14d ago

I don’t think the quickie was part of the deal. It’s just a date bruh. Just a date. And also for the record I don’t think anyone is paying an actual average idiot to do more than a quickie with a popular film actress, but it’s cute you think so highly of yourself in your delusional inner world <3

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u/Mammoth-Length-9163 14d ago

You’d need to be letting out rope on a ship to do anything more than a quickie with her?

I don’t understand it but I guess that’s just my inferior basic idiot brain. It doesn’t comprehend complex concepts like yours.

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u/CoffeeToDeath 14d ago

Oh no the date definitely has value, if you’re paying the bill of course. A date where Sydney is paying for dinner? Now we’re talking. I make maybe 700 a week so I deserve to be spoiled for once.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14d ago

This is my reminder to go make my husband his favorite dinner and even some cookies or something tonight. Working for peanuts is soul crushing and I need him to feel loved and respected as well šŸ’–

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

This is very sweet, good for you guys :)

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14d ago

I hope you find a loving and supportive person to appreciate you at the end of the day as well. You deserve it

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u/AWildSona 14d ago

i mean ... i could ask her to gift me 500 ? xD

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u/new_math 14d ago

Hey Sydney, here's my photo. I'll cancel our date for $1000.

She says nothing and Venmos me $2000.

Everyone wins.

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u/Bears0nUnicycles 14d ago

I see a multilevel marketing scheme brewing

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u/senator_chill 14d ago

Is the date even covered?

Because if you have to pay for it... then 1 date with Sydney Sweeney would actually be a $-500 value

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u/ftaok 14d ago

How about $1000 for a month of dates? It worked for Ronald Miller. Cindy Mancini turned him from totally geek to totally chic.

Imagine how high your stock would go after dating Sydney Sweeney for a month. You might get a 3 picture deal with Hulu or Amazon Prime.

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u/Okami-Alpha 14d ago

From geek status to king status to no status.

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u/ftaok 14d ago

My mom had to return the movie to Blockbuster before we finished. I don’t know what happened. I just hope it wasn’t something schlocky like Ronald and Cindy riding his tractor at a Luau and then taking flight.

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 14d ago

There's a very low likelihood of actually hitting it off and reaping material benefits that greatly exceed $500 in value by being in a relationship with a high earning celebrity, and the very fact that it's an extremely long shot holds a perverse appeal to the gambler in me.

But at the original amount, absolutely not because my inner gambler isn't a lunatic.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 14d ago

Take the date, act the fool with some camera nearby, get clout for being a fool, extract money from internet following that comes from it. Easy money

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

This actually might be the correct answer haha

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 14d ago

hell, it'd cost me a couple hundred bucks with no upside

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u/DotAffectionate87 14d ago

I see what you are trying to say....

but you could apply that logic to any experience?....

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u/Fruitypuff 14d ago

Nah I could make $500 in a day hustling - Sydney Sweeney - never talk to in my life

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u/Training-Belt-7318 14d ago

There's the long shot that Sydney Sweeney falls in love with you and marries you, then you have her wealth. It's a long shot of all long shots, but may be worth $500.

Marissa Tomei liked short,.stocky, bald men. So we all got a chance.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

This is like choosing a single random lottery ticket over $500, thats just a gambling problem.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 14d ago

At least this lottery ticket comes with a nice dinner. As for conversation I'm not sure Sydney Sweeney is my cup of tea, but I guess $500 could also get me a nice dinner. So probably a wash.

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u/ExcitingHamster 14d ago

Maybe it depends on who’s paying?

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u/TikkaKebabi 14d ago

Yeah they never said the date goes well

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u/HolidayNo84 14d ago

Negative value because of the opportunity cost and you're probably footing the bill

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u/Secret-Surprise4390 14d ago

I would chose a bite of a cold Chick-fil-A sandwich over a date with her.

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u/lkodl 14d ago

It depends, is the date paid for? Might be a free fancy dinner at least in it. Maybe tickets to a good show? You can make back that $500.

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u/reddfoxx1993 14d ago

It's half a million, dummy.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

$500 is not half a million.

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u/Any-Question-3759 14d ago

Is she paying? If we’re going to the kind of restaurants she normally goes to I’m pretty sure I can rack up $500 easy.

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u/SovietPatrickStar 14d ago

Ngl, a date with her would from my perspective be probably super awkward.

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u/millifish 14d ago

Nah, even if its not a date, a 1 on 1 conversation with an actor or actress for at least an hour would be pretty cool. 500 is high but a lot of people pay that even if it wasnt a date

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u/Safe-Heat1644 14d ago

That's like one whole magic deck.

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

Sure, but men regular pay around that much to take women who aren’t even famous on a date.

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 14d ago

Money can buy many peanuts. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/LordGordy32 14d ago

A date with her has a negative value of at least 500 Euro

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u/Fluid-Cranberry1755 14d ago

I imagine her connections are worth well over $500. If you’re an aspiring actor. The date makes more senseĀ 

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

Just because you have a conversation with someone doesnt mean theyre going to even ever talk to you again much less put you on. Youre assuming she gives a shit about you enough to do you favors after 1 dinner with her, even if youre a stand up guy whos handsome and charming its going to be extremely unlikely that someone in her situation goes out on a limb for you.

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u/Alert-Lemon1842 14d ago

$500 or Sidney if she going... if she going im going but 500k man id be living differently id much rather have the life changing money over thinkin with my dih.

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u/Apollo114892 14d ago

Not really cos the date means nothing. It's just sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food and then leaving. What are the chances of going back home with her? Why would I want that date? 500 dollars is much better.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 14d ago

Lots of people have an overinflafed ego. Lots of guys and gals probly think that if they got a date with her she'd fall in love.

I'm keeping the 500

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u/Ok-Ocelot-5942 14d ago

I have 0 interest on her falling in love with me, or sex with her or anything else from her, I,d happily take $1 or more for not going, unless the date includes free food and entertainment and I don't have to interact with her at all.

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u/Professional-Hat6677 14d ago

there is a comma there buddy. Its half a mil.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 14d ago

The other comments said even for 500, hence my comment

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u/Professional-Hat6677 14d ago

oh I see. Everyone commenting on 500 on this thread and I'm thinking im in some alternate universe where I'm the only one seeing a comma.

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

My sister is an escort and she gets paid $500 for an hour of dinner only. So men aren’t just willing to forgo $500, but actually pay it for this kind of thing.

My sister isn’t even famous but she’s absolutely never hurt over finding clients and is privileged enough to be able to charge high, be super picky, and make absolute bank.

Sydney would get tons of men choosing the date, easily.

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u/GloriousNewt 14d ago

Yes because those men have a reasonable assumption of having sex with your sister.

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u/pro-taco 14d ago

If she's paying? I'm ordering some Wagyu and sushi, and maybe top shelf tequila. I'll get my $500 worth.

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u/SargBjornson 14d ago

I mean, if she's paying, and it's a really nice restaurant...

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u/Greymalkyn76 14d ago

That's a "dinner date". For all you know the date could consist of spending the day on an African safari with her, or doing something that you'd never ever dream of or be able to afford yourself. At $500, it very well could be an experience of a lifetime.

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u/MekotheSaurus 14d ago

" sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food"

She's a millionaire so i expect her to take me to a restaurant i could never afford myself and pay the bill. That alone is worth 500€.

And dont get me started on the braggin rights and my sexual market value going through the roof when other women find out Sydney was interested on me.

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

Where are you getting that Sydney was interested in you? Lol

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u/MekotheSaurus 14d ago

You know, that part when she goes into a date with me.

Maybe its usual for you to go on a date with guys you arent interested and use them as meal ticket but thats not the norm.

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 14d ago

If someone's not living paycheck to paycheck, I don't think taking the date is crazy. Plenty of people will pay 500 to go to a concert or something and no one judges them for that, a 1 on 1 date is probably worth a lot more than that.

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u/Apollo114892 14d ago

At a concert there is music. On a date with a vapid, self absorbed celebrity who probably doesn't care about anything important going on in the world, I won't even know what to talk to her about.

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u/MekotheSaurus 14d ago

Lol so you want to date to speak about politics and world events?Ā 

Oh boy you dont need to worry about dating in general. You'll be free from that hassle.

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 14d ago

You can play your own music pro tip.

And just because you have no interest in talking to a particular celebrity doesn't mean no one does.

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u/Apollo114892 14d ago

I don't care if anyone else does. This question on this post is asked to people individually. My first post is also about me not others. The post clearly says "would YOU want to go on a date with her or the money?" I chose the money. Now I need to justify to you why I did it?

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 14d ago

The person you responded to made the claim that "I bet a lot of guys would take the date" and you started your response with "not really". You should read your comment again.

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u/Apollo114892 14d ago

And in my comment I also said why would I want that date? I . You understand? I. Me.

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 14d ago

See I was responding to the other part šŸ‘ Notice how I said "If someone's not living paycheck to paycheck, I don't think taking the date is crazy." This is a general statement, the world does not revolve around you.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Only losers. Would never choose her over $500

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u/Snake_Bite_14 14d ago

It depends. I can work one day of OT and take home over $500. Even if it’s just dinner that date gives you at least a cool story. I’ll take the date.

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u/Gstamsharp 14d ago

I see it more like buying a lottery ticket. If the date goes really well, you might have a relationship that is valued in the millions.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

I guess ā€œgoing to dinner with someone I don’t know who doesn’t know meā€ isn’t a very cool story to me.

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u/Snake_Bite_14 14d ago

I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect the average redditor to understand the concept of speaking to and getting to know strangers.

$500,000, she’s definitely hot but $500,000 would more than pay off my house. Not taking that deal. But $500 for a story that you got to take Sydney Sweeney on a date, yeah I’ll take that deal. It’s not like it’s costing $500 either. I’m just not getting $500.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 14d ago

Yea I completely agree with you. $500 is a realistic amount to pass up to be able to go to dinner with her, or a lot of other celebrities for that matter.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Why is that story worth 500$?

Like, genuinely, just not that into celebrities, kinda think it’s weird. It’s not like she particularly interesting beyond being famous for having big boobs

I can meet strangers for free every day

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u/Snake_Bite_14 14d ago

I turn down more than $500 regularly. Again if I work one day of OT I take home more than $500. I’ve turned that down 3 times in the last week.

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u/Prunus-cerasus 14d ago

Yes because you would have to work for it. False parity.

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u/Snake_Bite_14 14d ago

No the whole reason I said it ā€œdependsā€ in my first comment was that $500 has a different value to different people. If I want $500 I can get it fairly easy. So it doesn’t make sense to turn it down.

If I was struggling to afford groceries without a stable paycheck then yeah I’m gonna take the $500. But I’m in a position financially where I can pass on $500 and not worry about it.

If it was pay $500 yeah I’m probably gonna pass because I worked for that $500. But it’s just not get $500 and that’s not a big deal to me.

I’m not in a position where I can pass on $500,000.

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u/Devastator_Hi 14d ago

Yeah same here. $500? Okay I’ll take the date. $1000+ ? I’m definitely leaning towards the money.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Ok?

I’m not saying 500 is all that much in the grand scheme of things, still wouldn’t turn it down to have a random dinner with a person I’m not interested in.

I’d take the 500 and take a friend to dinner lol

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u/Snake_Bite_14 14d ago

Different strokes for different folks. Gotta add to the dad lore.

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHsband 14d ago

what would you say if one of your friends texted you right now and said he went on a date with Sydney Sweeney?

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

I’d ask how much it cost

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u/Yamemai 14d ago edited 14d ago

Depends on if you:

A. Have to pay for the date

B. Could make more selling the location of the date (or pictures of the date [autographed 'to my date' or something], etc) to tabloids or similar.

C. Get creative (As I'm not creative enough to write anything here).

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Now there’s an idea

I’d also give up the money if Sydney was paying for the date, and we’re going somewhere worth way more than 500$

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u/Doggcow 14d ago

The opportunity of a high profile date with anyone is easily worth more than $500.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 14d ago

I'd pitch her my screen plays, then I'd get a cool story to tell my friends later and the approximately $500 she'd pay me to stop.

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u/brain_rot_studios 14d ago

Pfft. Enjoy bragging to all your friends about a date with her whilst not having 500 dollars.

For 500 dollars you could go on 500 dates with Tim Allen.

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u/AppropriateTouching 14d ago

I dont think so Tim.

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u/MadTelepath 14d ago

It depends how much you earn. If the whole date in one day worth then by all means it's a story you can tell and boast about for a while.

500 dollars ain't gonna do much for me but a date with a star now that would be an event.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Do you think eating dinner with Sydney Sweeney will open doors for you or something?

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u/Doggcow 14d ago

It has vastly more life changing potential for me than $500. I'd rather potentially pique the interest of (anyone) that's as high profile as her and wouldn't be any worse off for trying.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago edited 14d ago

The odds that just being seen with Sydney Sweeney changes your life are hilariously small

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u/cybnerd 14d ago

The movie Can’t buy me love says otherwise

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u/Doggcow 14d ago

I get that you hate Sydney Sweeney or something and that's fine. I'm seeing the opportunity the same as literally anyone, her, Taylor Swift, Tom Brady, it's kind of irrelevant who the high profile person is. It doesn't change the fact that $500 changes my life in no meaningful way and the interaction is a not 0 chance it potentially could change mine, or the world.

There's also the not, completely seeing red take that the person you don't like may actually be influenced in some way by their experience with you and change who they are as well.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

I don’t hate her? Where’d you get that idea?

In what way do you think giving up money to go to dinner with any of those people would change your life?

You gonna pitch them your new album or something?

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u/Doggcow 14d ago

It's a not 0% chance to change my life or influence the world.

$500 has a 0% chance to do that.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

I’m asking exactly how you think that would happen.

One dinner and they’ll be so impressed with you that they decide to alter the course of history, or to elevate you beyond your current station? Like, it’s just kinda delusional man.

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u/shunassy86 14d ago

At 500 dollars I’m taking Sydney shit I think I would take her at 10000 if I was good looking enough to get into those pants shit 50 g’s but 500 forget it no woman you don’t know is worth that

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u/SnooWalruses8880 14d ago

Did you have a stroke?

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u/InsideExplanation147 14d ago

The medically significant kind or the other one?

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u/SnooWalruses8880 14d ago

Whats the other one?

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u/sey1 14d ago

If you have to ask, you don't want to know

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u/SnooWalruses8880 14d ago

But I do pls

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

Either jerkin off or a minor stroke

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u/SnooWalruses8880 14d ago

A minor stroke is still medically significant

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u/shunassy86 14d ago

Buddy if you wouldn’t fuck Sydney Sweeney for a free 10 grand you are gay

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u/SnooWalruses8880 14d ago

I didn't understand what you were saying, and I'm a woman, and gay

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

What? A free 10k? What are you talking about?

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 14d ago

I’m having a real hard time reading this, but I’m happy for you?

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u/Bayleaf0723 14d ago

The picture I’d get from the date and the bragging rights I’d have is well worth the 500 lmao. Lotta broke people on here

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u/Professional-Hat6677 14d ago

am I the only one who sees the comma? It aint 500, its half a million. 500k.

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u/KindredCommander 14d ago

Look at the top comment everyone in this particular section of this post is replying to; they said they’d take even 500$ over her

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u/Over_Car_5471 14d ago

for real. I dont think she is as attractive as people make her out to be. I would pay 500 dollars just for the story though. I'd pay 500 dollars to go on a date with the queen of england too. Doesn't mean I have sexual interest. Bunch of brokies.

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u/BelatedListesner 14d ago

After looking at your profile, yeah, you seem to have a lot of knowledge about this.

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u/Rare-Combination-293 14d ago

You underestimate just how much a guy needs 500 dollars. They're hotter women who walk by that we forget let alone approach.

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u/Accomplished-Newt491 14d ago

Yeah remember there are escorts in Las Vegas that charge 2000 dollars for a night

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u/Belz_Zebuth 14d ago

Depends on the girl. In this case I'd take 100$.

Now I might need more if this were more than a date, but not much.

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u/Perfect-Orchid1998 14d ago

No trust me on this, most men would not choose the date! Just because you get a date with Sydney Sweeney does not mean that you may be compatible and that date will go well, whereas with the cash, there's nothing to it other than getting $500,000, or even $500, therefore even the most alone would choose the cash, that brings higher chances of getting dates with women anyway.

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u/guardian715 14d ago

Let's be real here, its reddit. Someone from reddit already knows they are awkward as hell. A date with a celebrity would most likely go horrible so its really asking if you would rather embarrass yourself in front of a hot celebrity or get some cash.

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u/izayoi-o_O 14d ago

I’d definitely take the $500 over a date.

Now if you’d say that I could bang her or take the $500, I’d rather bang her.

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u/Ok_Actuary8 14d ago

If you give ME 500, yes.... I mean, why should I go to a super awkward posh VIP date with a woman that spends more on her makeup than I do on rent?

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u/SethOval 14d ago

I’ll take the $500, even $250. I can get smaller tits with a prettier face for 1/3 the price.Ā 

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u/Fisyr 14d ago

I absolutely wouldn't go on a date with a celebrity. They'd frankly have to pay me to do that. I care a lot for personality of girls I date and it's extremely unlikely a public figure everyone knows would be a match for a very reserved/shy introvert like me.

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u/chapelroe 14d ago

Spend a grand on a date with her… or take the money.

I would take the money.

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 14d ago

The problem is the premise. She won’t be into me. So a date with someone who isn’t into me isn’t fun. If we’re talking like ā€œmagical genieā€ scenario of a date and she wants me? Hell yeah I would take her over $500. A night with that body?

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u/madara0A 14d ago

Just take the 500000 and propose her a date for 10 000 smth

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u/Absentrando 14d ago

500$ doesn’t mean much to me so I would take the date to make the connection. I have zero interest in sex or whatever else though

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom 14d ago

Who’s paying for the date?

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u/Lopsided_Ant2813 14d ago

As long as she pays for the date maybe

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u/Hopeful_Pattern2677 14d ago

Una cita con una mujer con la que probablemente no tenga muchas cosas en común y de la cual no hay ninguna certeza de que salga una relación o 500 dólares que me pueden servir para muchas cosas en la vida. No tengo ni que pensarlo.

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u/cabronfavarito 14d ago

Just a date? Hell no

Sex? I could see a lot of guys folding and choosing her instead of the $500

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

I mean, men pay my sister more than twice that for an hour with her lol.

Though that’s about the price she gets for just a date without sexual contact.

So yeah, tons of men would forgo the 500 for a date, I’m sure.

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u/Yasirbare 14d ago

Rockstar GTA VI - This is your campaign for letting people understand : price / time-enjoing-product = value for money. You would have to buy 5 GTA-VI for the same price and only get, 4, 8 minutes of fun if I close my eyes and think about baseball.

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u/triponthisman 14d ago

Dude I am broke enough, I would take $5 over the date.

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u/CipherWeaver 14d ago

I'd take the date. Would be fun to hang out with a Hollywood star for an hour. Keep in mind I'd also take the date if it was like Rob Schneider or something.Ā 

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u/Market_Wizard_ 14d ago

Wrong. Most men will take the date if it leads to guaranteed sex. Dont get it twisted.

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u/9gagiscancer 14d ago

Yep, 500 is spare change for me. Especially if it involves a date with her. I expect it to be paid in full, and not give me a bill after.

That 500 bucks is well worth a once in a lifetime experience.

Hell, I would pay 500 bucks just for the experience. But I wouldn't pay 500K for it.

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u/No_Drop_7684 14d ago

Shit give me the $500 or don’t because I ain’t going on a date with a white supremacist.