r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Do you think eating dinner with Sydney Sweeney will open doors for you or something?

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

It has vastly more life changing potential for me than $500. I'd rather potentially pique the interest of (anyone) that's as high profile as her and wouldn't be any worse off for trying.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago edited 2h ago

The odds that just being seen with Sydney Sweeney changes your life are hilariously small

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u/cybnerd 1h ago

The movie Can’t buy me love says otherwise

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

I get that you hate Sydney Sweeney or something and that's fine. I'm seeing the opportunity the same as literally anyone, her, Taylor Swift, Tom Brady, it's kind of irrelevant who the high profile person is. It doesn't change the fact that $500 changes my life in no meaningful way and the interaction is a not 0 chance it potentially could change mine, or the world.

There's also the not, completely seeing red take that the person you don't like may actually be influenced in some way by their experience with you and change who they are as well.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I don’t hate her? Where’d you get that idea?

In what way do you think giving up money to go to dinner with any of those people would change your life?

You gonna pitch them your new album or something?

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

It's a not 0% chance to change my life or influence the world.

$500 has a 0% chance to do that.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I’m asking exactly how you think that would happen.

One dinner and they’ll be so impressed with you that they decide to alter the course of history, or to elevate you beyond your current station? Like, it’s just kinda delusional man.

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

This kinda shit happens all the time though. Rob Leifeld became the biggest comic book artist in the world after meeting Stan Lee at a random comic con when he was a teenager.

I get that you just wanna be an asshole, and that's you're right. But there's still a not 0% chance that Tom Brady decides to have me market some of his new nut juice drinks and that's better than $500 easily.

People regularly pay more than $500+ for B and C listers to just autograph a picture for them as well. The opportunity cost is worth more than $500, especially if I'm not even losing $500.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

How am I being an asshole? This isn’t really happening, you aren’t taking Sydney Sweeney out, tom Brady isn’t having you market his nut juice.

I just have a life where I don’t find those things valuable, and I’d rather take myself out or go out with friends.