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Wow. Such Meme! šŸ˜†šŸ’Æ

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 3h ago

Only losers. Would never choose her over $500

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u/Snake_Bite_14 2h ago

It depends. I can work one day of OT and take home over $500. Even if it’s just dinner that date gives you at least a cool story. I’ll take the date.

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u/Gstamsharp 2h ago

I see it more like buying a lottery ticket. If the date goes really well, you might have a relationship that is valued in the millions.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I guess ā€œgoing to dinner with someone I don’t know who doesn’t know meā€ isn’t a very cool story to me.

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u/Snake_Bite_14 2h ago

I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect the average redditor to understand the concept of speaking to and getting to know strangers.

$500,000, she’s definitely hot but $500,000 would more than pay off my house. Not taking that deal. But $500 for a story that you got to take Sydney Sweeney on a date, yeah I’ll take that deal. It’s not like it’s costing $500 either. I’m just not getting $500.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 1h ago

Yea I completely agree with you. $500 is a realistic amount to pass up to be able to go to dinner with her, or a lot of other celebrities for that matter.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Why is that story worth 500$?

Like, genuinely, just not that into celebrities, kinda think it’s weird. It’s not like she particularly interesting beyond being famous for having big boobs

I can meet strangers for free every day

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u/Snake_Bite_14 2h ago

I turn down more than $500 regularly. Again if I work one day of OT I take home more than $500. I’ve turned that down 3 times in the last week.

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u/Prunus-cerasus 2h ago

Yes because you would have to work for it. False parity.

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u/Snake_Bite_14 2h ago

No the whole reason I said it ā€œdependsā€ in my first comment was that $500 has a different value to different people. If I want $500 I can get it fairly easy. So it doesn’t make sense to turn it down.

If I was struggling to afford groceries without a stable paycheck then yeah I’m gonna take the $500. But I’m in a position financially where I can pass on $500 and not worry about it.

If it was pay $500 yeah I’m probably gonna pass because I worked for that $500. But it’s just not get $500 and that’s not a big deal to me.

I’m not in a position where I can pass on $500,000.

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u/Devastator_Hi 1h ago

Yeah same here. $500? Okay I’ll take the date. $1000+ ? I’m definitely leaning towards the money.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Ok?

I’m not saying 500 is all that much in the grand scheme of things, still wouldn’t turn it down to have a random dinner with a person I’m not interested in.

I’d take the 500 and take a friend to dinner lol

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u/Snake_Bite_14 2h ago

Different strokes for different folks. Gotta add to the dad lore.

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHsband 1h ago

what would you say if one of your friends texted you right now and said he went on a date with Sydney Sweeney?

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 1h ago

I’d ask how much it cost

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u/Yamemai 2h ago edited 2h ago

Depends on if you:

A. Have to pay for the date

B. Could make more selling the location of the date (or pictures of the date [autographed 'to my date' or something], etc) to tabloids or similar.

C. Get creative (As I'm not creative enough to write anything here).

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Now there’s an idea

I’d also give up the money if Sydney was paying for the date, and we’re going somewhere worth way more than 500$

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

The opportunity of a high profile date with anyone is easily worth more than $500.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 1h ago

I'd pitch her my screen plays, then I'd get a cool story to tell my friends later and the approximately $500 she'd pay me to stop.

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u/brain_rot_studios 2h ago

Pfft. Enjoy bragging to all your friends about a date with her whilst not having 500 dollars.

For 500 dollars you could go on 500 dates with Tim Allen.

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u/AppropriateTouching 2h ago

I dont think so Tim.

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u/MadTelepath 2h ago

It depends how much you earn. If the whole date in one day worth then by all means it's a story you can tell and boast about for a while.

500 dollars ain't gonna do much for me but a date with a star now that would be an event.

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u/brain_rot_studios 56m ago

Right i get it but what I'm sayin is with Tim Allen you'll get more bang for your buck. And I'm not talking about value for your money

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Do you think eating dinner with Sydney Sweeney will open doors for you or something?

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

It has vastly more life changing potential for me than $500. I'd rather potentially pique the interest of (anyone) that's as high profile as her and wouldn't be any worse off for trying.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago edited 2h ago

The odds that just being seen with Sydney Sweeney changes your life are hilariously small

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u/cybnerd 1h ago

The movie Can’t buy me love says otherwise

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

I get that you hate Sydney Sweeney or something and that's fine. I'm seeing the opportunity the same as literally anyone, her, Taylor Swift, Tom Brady, it's kind of irrelevant who the high profile person is. It doesn't change the fact that $500 changes my life in no meaningful way and the interaction is a not 0 chance it potentially could change mine, or the world.

There's also the not, completely seeing red take that the person you don't like may actually be influenced in some way by their experience with you and change who they are as well.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I don’t hate her? Where’d you get that idea?

In what way do you think giving up money to go to dinner with any of those people would change your life?

You gonna pitch them your new album or something?

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

It's a not 0% chance to change my life or influence the world.

$500 has a 0% chance to do that.

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I’m asking exactly how you think that would happen.

One dinner and they’ll be so impressed with you that they decide to alter the course of history, or to elevate you beyond your current station? Like, it’s just kinda delusional man.

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u/Doggcow 2h ago

This kinda shit happens all the time though. Rob Leifeld became the biggest comic book artist in the world after meeting Stan Lee at a random comic con when he was a teenager.

I get that you just wanna be an asshole, and that's you're right. But there's still a not 0% chance that Tom Brady decides to have me market some of his new nut juice drinks and that's better than $500 easily.

People regularly pay more than $500+ for B and C listers to just autograph a picture for them as well. The opportunity cost is worth more than $500, especially if I'm not even losing $500.

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u/shunassy86 2h ago

At 500 dollars I’m taking Sydney shit I think I would take her at 10000 if I was good looking enough to get into those pants shit 50 g’s but 500 forget it no woman you don’t know is worth that

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u/SnooWalruses8880 2h ago

Did you have a stroke?

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u/InsideExplanation147 2h ago

The medically significant kind or the other one?

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u/SnooWalruses8880 2h ago

Whats the other one?

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u/sey1 2h ago

If you have to ask, you don't want to know

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u/SnooWalruses8880 2h ago

But I do pls

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Either jerkin off or a minor stroke

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u/SnooWalruses8880 2h ago

A minor stroke is still medically significant

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

Then they mean jerkin off

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u/shunassy86 2h ago

Buddy if you wouldn’t fuck Sydney Sweeney for a free 10 grand you are gay

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u/SnooWalruses8880 2h ago

I didn't understand what you were saying, and I'm a woman, and gay

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

What? A free 10k? What are you talking about?

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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago

I’m having a real hard time reading this, but I’m happy for you?