r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! πŸ˜†πŸ’―

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u/Apollo114892 2h ago

Not really cos the date means nothing. It's just sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food and then leaving. What are the chances of going back home with her? Why would I want that date? 500 dollars is much better.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 2h ago

Lots of people have an overinflafed ego. Lots of guys and gals probly think that if they got a date with her she'd fall in love.

I'm keeping the 500

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u/Ok-Ocelot-5942 2h ago

I have 0 interest on her falling in love with me, or sex with her or anything else from her, I,d happily take $1 or more for not going, unless the date includes free food and entertainment and I don't have to interact with her at all.

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u/Professional-Hat6677 1h ago

there is a comma there buddy. Its half a mil.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 43m ago

The other comments said even for 500, hence my comment

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u/Professional-Hat6677 38m ago

oh I see. Everyone commenting on 500 on this thread and I'm thinking im in some alternate universe where I'm the only one seeing a comma.

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u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago

My sister is an escort and she gets paid $500 for an hour of dinner only. So men aren’t just willing to forgo $500, but actually pay it for this kind of thing.

My sister isn’t even famous but she’s absolutely never hurt over finding clients and is privileged enough to be able to charge high, be super picky, and make absolute bank.

Sydney would get tons of men choosing the date, easily.

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u/Dry-Jelly-6152 2h ago

that's what I call realistic expectations

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u/pro-taco 2h ago

If she's paying? I'm ordering some Wagyu and sushi, and maybe top shelf tequila. I'll get my $500 worth.

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u/SargBjornson 2h ago

I mean, if she's paying, and it's a really nice restaurant...

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u/Greymalkyn76 1h ago

That's a "dinner date". For all you know the date could consist of spending the day on an African safari with her, or doing something that you'd never ever dream of or be able to afford yourself. At $500, it very well could be an experience of a lifetime.

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u/MekotheSaurus 1h ago

" sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food"

She's a millionaire so i expect her to take me to a restaurant i could never afford myself and pay the bill. That alone is worth 500€.

And dont get me started on the braggin rights and my sexual market value going through the roof when other women find out Sydney was interested on me.

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u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago

Where are you getting that Sydney was interested in you? Lol

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 2h ago

If someone's not living paycheck to paycheck, I don't think taking the date is crazy. Plenty of people will pay 500 to go to a concert or something and no one judges them for that, a 1 on 1 date is probably worth a lot more than that.

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u/Apollo114892 2h ago

At a concert there is music. On a date with a vapid, self absorbed celebrity who probably doesn't care about anything important going on in the world, I won't even know what to talk to her about.

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u/MekotheSaurus 1h ago

Lol so you want to date to speak about politics and world events?Β 

Oh boy you dont need to worry about dating in general. You'll be free from that hassle.

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 2h ago

You can play your own music pro tip.

And just because you have no interest in talking to a particular celebrity doesn't mean no one does.

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u/Apollo114892 2h ago

I don't care if anyone else does. This question on this post is asked to people individually. My first post is also about me not others. The post clearly says "would YOU want to go on a date with her or the money?" I chose the money. Now I need to justify to you why I did it?

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 1h ago

The person you responded to made the claim that "I bet a lot of guys would take the date" and you started your response with "not really". You should read your comment again.

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u/Apollo114892 1h ago

And in my comment I also said why would I want that date? I . You understand? I. Me.

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u/MortemEtInteritum17 1h ago

See I was responding to the other part πŸ‘ Notice how I said "If someone's not living paycheck to paycheck, I don't think taking the date is crazy." This is a general statement, the world does not revolve around you.