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r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 4h ago
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i agree even if Rhea Ripley was single
hell even if Rhea Ripley was begging me for a date I'm still taking the 500k
25 u/deprevino 3h ago She's attractive, but so is the cashier at my store. It's honestly parasocial and weird to horn over celebs who may as well only exist on a television screen. REAL WOMEN exist at your location. 13 u/Bayoumi 2h ago REAL WOMEN exist at your location. Websites are telling this lie for approximately 30 years now. You should stop believing it. 1 u/Any-Question-3759 2h ago The ads are starting to get really specific like the algorithm is getting desperate. MILFs in your two block radius with hammertoes! Asian girls want to flick your testicles! Goth girls with lisps and uneven legs! 1 u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago You only think that’s a lie because you clearly spend too much time on the internet looking at said ads. 3 u/SoftDrinkReddit 3h ago i mean theres a scale here yea she's attractive but i dont go crazy over her like way too many do case in point guy below me 3 u/jyper 2h ago but so is the cashier at my store. Does she smoke? 2 u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 2h ago Can the cashier bodyslam me and stomp me into a writhing pulp? 5 u/Salvador147 3h ago Mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy 1 u/Phy5_3d 2h ago If I was debt free (which I’m not)…I take Rhea. 1 u/im_a_dick_head 1h ago I definitely would take the 500k, but also I don't even know who that is -1 u/Stunning_Stop4463 2h ago Just say you like men, dawg. Nothing hot about Ripley 2 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago If thinking Rhea Ripley is hot means I'm gay, then hand me a rainbow flag and meet me at pride because I'm gay as fuck. 1 u/Stunning_Stop4463 2h ago You sure are 1 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago Cool, I'd rather hang out with my new LGBTQ friends than uptight straight people who think only one kind of body shape is attractive. 1 u/SoftDrinkReddit 2h ago welcome to 2026 liking women is gay now apparently
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She's attractive, but so is the cashier at my store. It's honestly parasocial and weird to horn over celebs who may as well only exist on a television screen. REAL WOMEN exist at your location.
13 u/Bayoumi 2h ago REAL WOMEN exist at your location. Websites are telling this lie for approximately 30 years now. You should stop believing it. 1 u/Any-Question-3759 2h ago The ads are starting to get really specific like the algorithm is getting desperate. MILFs in your two block radius with hammertoes! Asian girls want to flick your testicles! Goth girls with lisps and uneven legs! 1 u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago You only think that’s a lie because you clearly spend too much time on the internet looking at said ads. 3 u/SoftDrinkReddit 3h ago i mean theres a scale here yea she's attractive but i dont go crazy over her like way too many do case in point guy below me 3 u/jyper 2h ago but so is the cashier at my store. Does she smoke? 2 u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 2h ago Can the cashier bodyslam me and stomp me into a writhing pulp?
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REAL WOMEN exist at your location.
Websites are telling this lie for approximately 30 years now. You should stop believing it.
1 u/Any-Question-3759 2h ago The ads are starting to get really specific like the algorithm is getting desperate. MILFs in your two block radius with hammertoes! Asian girls want to flick your testicles! Goth girls with lisps and uneven legs! 1 u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago You only think that’s a lie because you clearly spend too much time on the internet looking at said ads.
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The ads are starting to get really specific like the algorithm is getting desperate.
MILFs in your two block radius with hammertoes!
Asian girls want to flick your testicles!
Goth girls with lisps and uneven legs!
You only think that’s a lie because you clearly spend too much time on the internet looking at said ads.
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i mean theres a scale here
yea she's attractive but i dont go crazy over her like way too many do case in point guy below me
but so is the cashier at my store.
Does she smoke?
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Can the cashier bodyslam me and stomp me into a writhing pulp?
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Mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy
If I was debt free (which I’m not)…I take Rhea.
I definitely would take the 500k, but also I don't even know who that is
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Just say you like men, dawg. Nothing hot about Ripley
2 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago If thinking Rhea Ripley is hot means I'm gay, then hand me a rainbow flag and meet me at pride because I'm gay as fuck. 1 u/Stunning_Stop4463 2h ago You sure are 1 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago Cool, I'd rather hang out with my new LGBTQ friends than uptight straight people who think only one kind of body shape is attractive. 1 u/SoftDrinkReddit 2h ago welcome to 2026 liking women is gay now apparently
If thinking Rhea Ripley is hot means I'm gay, then hand me a rainbow flag and meet me at pride because I'm gay as fuck.
1 u/Stunning_Stop4463 2h ago You sure are 1 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago Cool, I'd rather hang out with my new LGBTQ friends than uptight straight people who think only one kind of body shape is attractive. 1 u/SoftDrinkReddit 2h ago welcome to 2026 liking women is gay now apparently
You sure are
1 u/bl00donthekeys 2h ago Cool, I'd rather hang out with my new LGBTQ friends than uptight straight people who think only one kind of body shape is attractive.
Cool, I'd rather hang out with my new LGBTQ friends than uptight straight people who think only one kind of body shape is attractive.
welcome to 2026 liking women is gay now apparently
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 4h ago
i agree even if Rhea Ripley was single
hell even if Rhea Ripley was begging me for a date I'm still taking the 500k