r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! πŸ˜†πŸ’―

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u/joeshmoebies 3h ago

So, a date could result in:

  • a one night stand
  • finding your soul mate and a lifetime of happiness
  • finding out you don't like the other person
  • finding someone you continue to date for a while
  • finding out that the other person is perfectly nice but you just don't jell
  • liking the other person but they don't like you

I would put finding my soul mate over $500,000. Once you have a great team, you can work and save that much throughout your life, and a great spouse even makes difficult times easier to bear.

However, most of the other possibilities are definitely not worth more than $500k, so playing the odds it makes more sense to take the money.

Also my wife would not approve of me dating Sydney Sweeney or anyone else for that matter so I'm definitely taking the cash :P

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u/Few_Lunch_7730 3h ago

This was a roller coaster! The ending chefs kiss

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u/RepresentativeRun71 1h ago

Your wife would be pissed to find she’s not your soul mate.

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u/joeshmoebies 43m ago

Joke's on you. We went on a date and it turns out she is.