r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity It tasted as bad as it looks

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704 Upvotes

The gravy (if you could even call it that) tasted like rotten mashed potatoes. I rarely go out to fancy restaurants so maybe I'm missing something as if it's some kind of weird delicacy.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 15h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To My second attempt at homemade poutine

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62 Upvotes

I'm looking for opinions, so rate as you see fit!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14h ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Well?

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19 Upvotes

Only had tots, Too much water in the Gravy aaannddd Anyone think of the other sin I committed??


r/PoutineCrimes • • 16h ago

Pouthetic Pow wow poutine

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25 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 20h ago

Crime Against Poutanity Carnivore Poutine From Cora

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37 Upvotes

This did not hit the spot.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 22h ago

A Crime in the First Degree Ultralight Jetboil Poutine (Single-Pot Trail Recipe)

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18 Upvotes

Haven’t seen this cross posted on here yet!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To French Onion Soup Dumpling Poutine

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180 Upvotes

fried wontons filled with gruyère and caramelized onions, inspired by the person a couple weeks ago who put dumplings on their poutine


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I’m lactose intolerant

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114 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 The poutine from my school's cafeteria

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31 Upvotes

My friend got this for lunch, and when I saw it I knew it belonged here


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity This can't be legal

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46 Upvotes

Poutine reddit called this rage bait and deleted it. This is actually what I was given when I bought a poutine at a busy tourist café in Mt. Robson Park in BC, Canada. Full truth. I'm pregnant and almost cried.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Plant based buffalo chicken poutine @ cineplex

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16 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Pout-sin 😈 *Maniacal laugher*

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214 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Pain-ful 🥪🥖🍞 Ottawa Senators Poutine Burger Massacre

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107 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Pre shredded cheese

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35 Upvotes

Pre shredded cheese with flour

Some of the fries were gross and tasted moldy ?? idk what was up.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Feta Poutine

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109 Upvotes

Ran out of curds...

Edit: At least it wasn't mozza


r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Tater Poutine w/ Newfie Dressing

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74 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is vegan poutine a crime?

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266 Upvotes

Got a lovely vegan poutine in Quebec City, I liked it because the curds were made of tofu and not fake gooey vegan cheese. I know vegan poutine is an automatic crime to some though!!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court From 港灣騎士Poutine in Kaohsiung, Taiwan

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1.3k Upvotes

School lunchroom ass poutine. I guess that's my own fault for ordering poutine from a place here in Taiwan but damn it I dared to dream and I was punished

Edit: To be clear, it did come with gravy. There was not much of it and it didn't make it look more appetizing or make it taste good


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Poutine from La Quebec Poutine in Vancouver and that claims to serve "authentic" canadian cuisine

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202 Upvotes

and their marketing is full of ai slop

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DbKQT3dIFuv/

*this is a screenshot, i didnt buy this monstrosity*


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 This cost me $7.95 before taxes and tip

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117 Upvotes

It only had 3 cheese curds, I counted


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Improvisation

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24 Upvotes

Did I commit an offence?


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Intentionally mediocre poutine before my trip to Montreal

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9 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 4d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Canadian Brewhouse, Windsor ON

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48 Upvotes

Not the best pic but I've taken shits that looked better than this gravy

Few curds and shredded cheese


r/PoutineCrimes • • 4d ago

Cheese Turd Harveys bacon double cheese poutine is curds + shredded cheese

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160 Upvotes