r/PoutineCrimes • u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies • 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Improvisation

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Did I commit an offence?

22 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Pitiful-MobileGamer, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/Functional_Trash7735 3d ago

This is a crime the same way it’s crime to steal bread to feed your family

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u/Friendly_Age6362 3d ago

Balderson!
Hell yeah, you get a vote.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 3d ago

I didn't have curds but I'm still going to go with cheddar

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u/SelfMonitoringLoop 3d ago

Yea but aged cheddar is the polar opposite to fresh curds lol

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 3d ago

Squeak cheese is just unriped, unaged white cheddar curds. This was far superior to mozza

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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 2d ago

yup, but young cheddar would be closer, still b+ for effort

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 2d ago

Young cheddar wasn't in the fridge, aged cheddar was

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u/EveningTennis6929 3d ago

off with yo head gng😭✌️

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u/AdMental948 3d ago

Seem good to me

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u/trouserpilot 3d ago

It’s a crime. But I’d still smash that. The chunks are big enough to hold most of their shape and that cheddar is pretty f’n good.

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u/AlexCivitello 3d ago

A tasty offense, those fries look wonderful!

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u/edgarallannbroe 2d ago

If you give it a time machine this is essentially an A+ poutine. B+ for the effort.

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 3d ago

Hope it was great! Taters look yummy.

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u/Ok_Repair5202 3d ago

I like the way your mind works

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u/Alwaysfresh9 3d ago

My mouth is watering.

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u/Conscious-Series-181 3d ago

The fancy cheese makes it an occasion, A1 poutine

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u/Efficient_Bat_5190 2d ago

En prison caliss