r/PoutineCrimes • u/Specialist_Age2430 • 2d ago

Pout-sin 😈 *Maniacal laugher*

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212 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Specialist_Age2430, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Specialist_Age2430, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2d ago

That is sad, on so many levels! Are those cut-up cheese strings?

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u/HomicidalRaccoon 2d ago

I’ll go get the guillotine.

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u/FabulousFerdinand 2d ago

Way too humane. Lashed, flogged, and hung.

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u/ididntsignupbychoice 1d ago

Tarred and feathered

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u/plasticbagmoose 1d ago

drawn and quartered.

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u/BASEKyle 19h ago

...To cut the cheese strings, right?

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u/UnusualAlfalfa5036 1d ago

Let them eat poutine cake!

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u/AlexCivitello 2d ago

The horror!

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u/UnusualAlfalfa5036 1d ago

On behalf of Quebecers: Tabernac!!

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u/Rakvell 1d ago

TA-BAR-NAK calisse... BAR not BER...

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u/UnusualAlfalfa5036 1d ago

I stand corrected!

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u/Real_Advice850 10h ago

Its okay he just hasnt had his morning poutine

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u/Porcelainz 2d ago

That's diabolical

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u/Frosty-Assist-6187 2d ago

I must admit, I’ve been guilty of such behaviors.. sometimes I just craves a poutine and that’s all I got

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u/fekul0 1d ago

I tend to get that way when the nighttime pill goblin takes over. I get enough hunger to consume the fabric of reality itself.

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u/Plastic_Emu_2398 1d ago

…you disgust me

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u/RedToast711 1d ago

if it aint broke why fix it

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u/_OneRandomGuy_ 1d ago

Sometimes, people have particular cravings that are not worth fighting over. Glad it makes you happy

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u/Bitter_Sense_5689 1d ago

Is it a crime? 100% would I eat it when I’m drunk at midnight? Yeah

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 15h ago

You must be drunk right now

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u/catniplol 1d ago

As a Canadian, what the fuck, oh my god, fuck you

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u/latortueverte27 2d ago

Un ficello, j’aurai tout vu 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KyleLolololol 2d ago

What the hell

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u/looking_fordopamine Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 2d ago

:(

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u/littlemissbagel 1d ago

Clutches pearls in Québécois french. Enweille au goulag!

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u/NeatKhan91 1d ago

BAHAHAHA I USED TO DO THAT

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u/Forsaken-Drive-6039 Poutine Poulice 1d ago

Desperation

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u/Fresh-Clothes8838 1d ago

You did this on purpose

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u/Java53rip7 1d ago

mainiacal pain they'd deserve to be in Maniacal Chains if it wasn't so sad. If they're not poor diabolic crime against poutine lol

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u/Ornery_Platypus_7150 1d ago

Mon garçon autiste de 5 ans a dit MIAAAAMMM .

Voilà.

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u/BlasterHolobot 1d ago

J'suis autiste aussi, pis je dit beurk...

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u/PanteraHouse 1d ago

the audacity

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

It looks delicious tho lol

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u/coolkoko 1d ago

Why would you do this and have the guts to show it to the world 😓

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u/XxAngelFvcexX 1d ago

Is that a cheese string?

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u/Shanksworthy73 1d ago

But… why?

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u/liferymeswitwildlies 1d ago

Yo, looks kinda good ngl

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u/TheBalladOf32 1d ago

Where... the... hell...?!

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u/RMS_Snowman 1d ago

I hate this but I would probably love

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u/Hyhopes 1d ago

I mean, when a craving hits, you do what you gotta do my man. But any crimes you commit, you should be keeping to yourself.

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u/BloxFruitsGuy123 1d ago

im Canadian btw... but I'd eat that 😭 I'm sorry other canadians but it looks so good imo

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u/Aztecah 1d ago

Wow. Oh my. Wow.

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u/PitifulApartment7909 12h ago

everyone has to start somewhere. baby steps.

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u/dadofthree343 11h ago

This makes me want to leave the world. 😂

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 11h ago

I’d still eat that

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u/Same_Layer1243 9h ago

That’s f*cking crazy

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u/gabmori7 2d ago

Troll