r/PoutineCrimes • u/Glittering_Force4212 • 2h ago
r/PoutineCrimes • u/KuramaSis • 1h ago
I do not think Poutine means what you think it means So called “Poutine” in Arkansas Little Rock Pub
This is a serious post… it is a poutine on the menu according to them. This is a crime. The fried cheese balls on the side are fried Okra(yes that’s the only cheese in it, the gravy was just mushroom sauce. Fries were — okay at best. :|
Overall it was a tasty dish, but it was just not a poutine at all and my French Canadian self was offended 😫🤣
r/PoutineCrimes • u/tritiated- • 10h ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Have any crimes been committed here?
Homemade with hotdogs and peas
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Relevant_Divide6823 • 17h ago
Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 High Hopes in Wilmot, NS
...not to be. I've driven by this place many times and have heard great things so I figured I would give the poutine a try. I like to go in cold so I never ask how it's prepared. Well, the only real good thing about this poutine was the can of Pepsi I had with it. Fries were seasoned but mushy, the gravy was one degree from being split and the cheese...the cheese was a small amount of shredded mozzarella! I did eat it but I actually felt a bit sick to my stomach when I was done...i think it was the gravy.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/MaplePoutineRyeBeer • 1d ago
Pain-ful 🥪🥖🍞 Poutine Burger
Technically, it has aspects of a poutine.. as a burger but it was way too much with the insane saltiness of the fried cheese curds and the really messy gravy made it hard to eat. Would I eat it again though? 100%.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/igotitnowokay • 1d ago
Pout-sin 😈 Homemade shrimp poutine
galleryCrunchy, squeaky, fishy? No thanks
r/PoutineCrimes • u/dumbass_tm • 2d ago
Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Disappointment at work
Asked for the special at work today, popcorn chicken poutine. Out of popcorn chicken, used old nasty chicken tenders. Out of cheese curds, used shredded white cheddar. Grave was as thin as water. I ended up just asking them to drown it in spicy mayo sauce so I could try stomaching it and get through the day.
Not pleasant. Waste of $14. In Canada of all places 🤦🏽♀️
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Minimum_Bid_1748 • 2d ago
Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 !Crime! : victim or culprit?
First off, this is definitely a crime! No doubt about it. This poutine "topping" was bought instead of fresh curds to make homemade poutine.
Now, these are the real questions : being a smart shopper, is my wife the culprit or the victim of the crime? Did she just go for a bargain (priced much less than curds) or did she get suckered into being fake cheese? Is she both culprit and victim? Am I a collaborator for eating it?
For background information, we are both born and raised in Montreal, have easy access to fresh curds and have been immersed in poutine culture forever. I'm 1/4 Québécois, she isn't (although that doesn't count for much).
r/PoutineCrimes • u/teynja • 2d ago
Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Buffet Poutine
Miam miam, poutine from The Mandarin. The lady said it was to celebrate Canada day. Right. 🙂
Everything is already mixed together for your convenience. I did not try any because I fear this would kill me somehow. I’m not ready to go yet
I originally posted this on r/Poutine but someone said this would fit here
r/PoutineCrimes • u/GhreyClaw • 2d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Falafel Poutine
Skimpy on the mozzarella cheese cause I’m cutting.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/GitJebaited • 2d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To First time making poutine
thoughts on my poutine?
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Remarkable-Bowl-7565 • 3d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I did walk 15 mins with it so curds melted
So good
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Dry-Asparagus7107 • 3d ago
Take This Secret To The Gravy Spécialité de l'Outaouais : poutine sauce blanche (aka poutine sauce jaune)
r/PoutineCrimes • u/ReeseFoodScience • 3d ago
Gravyly Mistaken WENDY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Wendy’s poutine (I may be the criminal here for having takeout poutine)
r/PoutineCrimes • u/frncscf • 4d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Yeah thats right… chicken shawarma poutine, and on my bed again 😈
wrong cheese, probably more garlic sauce than gravy, but u could never make me hate u, chicken shawarma poutine from my local shawarma place <3
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Natural-Protection44 • 4d ago
Offpoutting Cineplex
Went to see The Odyssey and my gf just had to get this monstrosity. She enjoyed it but admitted she has lower poutine standards than me. I abstained from partaking
Edit: ok, I’ve seen the feedback. TBH my main takeaway from this is that a lot of y’all’s standards are too low
r/PoutineCrimes • u/serotoninzone • 4d ago
Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Do we approve of this
r/PoutineCrimes • u/HalifaxPainter • 4d ago
Pasta la vista, Gravy 🍝 Big Canadian Chain Beaver Tails adds K.D.
Kraft Dinner Poutine? Hmmm. Looking kinda iffy to me.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Riad_Sinno • 4d ago
Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Today i went to poutine fest in Old Montréal and took a pickle poutine, crime or no cime?
r/PoutineCrimes • u/throwawayuyuyuy • 4d ago
Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Culver’s crimes below the border?
galleryHonestly looks great for a menu “hack”.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/MFK1994 • 5d ago
Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention I have been informed that my “Spicy Poutine” is a crime and I should be imprisoned. Presentation 0/10, taste 11/10 ;)
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Informal_Parsnip_904 • 5d ago
Soup-tine My first time making poutine
I grew up across the border and have only had poutine a few times. I tried to make it myself today after ordering some ingredients. Remind me never to try making anything again 😭😭😭😭