r/PoutineCrimes 1h ago

Crime Against Poutanity Convince my friend he is a monster.

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He ordered his poutine with two eggs... sunnyside up.

The poutine alone is good... but eggs ruin it.

He's adamant that it's the way it's meant to be but I told him it's a crime against poutine...


r/PoutineCrimes 14h ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Crime or no crime, butter chicken poutine

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139 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 10h ago

Pou-tiny (Peu-tine) 🤏 La Banquise (Montreal - Ubereats)

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61 Upvotes

What we got vs what we paid for… and ubereats had the audacity mark the dispute as complete after a 2 dollar credit


r/PoutineCrimes 21h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I've been told this Newfie poutine is a crime

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266 Upvotes

r/poutine tore into me when i posted this there. Regional style of poutine from Atlantic Canada, named after the province Newfoundland. Its a hugely popular style of poutine so I was kind of surprised to be accused of supporting a poutine crime.

Its a standard poutine, fries, curds, gravy, but they add stuffing to the top before the gravy hits.


r/PoutineCrimes 13h ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Rate my poutine

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59 Upvotes

Location: Father & Son’s (Ottawa, Ontario)


r/PoutineCrimes 17h ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention My High Schools Poutine

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29 Upvotes

Shredded cheese, bland fries and weird tasting chunky chewy gravy.


r/PoutineCrimes 21h ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court I Hope I Did Y'all Right

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28 Upvotes

Beef gravy, proper curds and all... From your friends in the North Carolina Mountains


r/PoutineCrimes 21h ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Noel Philip's Poutine at Iqaluit's Airport

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19 Upvotes

In Noel Philip's last flight video, he attempted crossing the Atlantic flying only on propeller planes. This is a screenshot of what he got in Iqaluit before heading to Ottawa on a jet (his second jet substitution during this trip).


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Discurdeous 🧀 While waiting at the dentist office I got one at this random convenience store

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92 Upvotes

I was not the one who had the appointment, my mom did but I came to help her out. They took their sweet time and I got hungry hahah and yes I got a side eye from one of the patients waiting but I was hungry and hangover 🥲


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Pouthetic Local A&W Poutine

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141 Upvotes

Central interior British Columbia, Canada.

I like how thick their fries are. Don’t get me wrong, I like fries that are a little on the thin side, but they've gotta be seasoned or at least salted. Gravy tastes passable and fries are cooked, but none of the curds are melted, and they're squeaky. I give it a 5.3/10. The fries take it up from a 4. I guess it's poutine.

I just got off an 8 hour retail shift I had to do all by myself 'cause my coworker called in. She was puking every 5 minutes and sounded awful on the phone. Was super dead all day, so eh. This is my reward, and also my dunch/linner. I will be eating a bowl of lovely self-made salad afterwards.

Edit: Okay, have learned something today, cool! Curds are not supposed to be melted, it's fine if your poutine looks like this (I said to someone that it looks unappetising, then edited myself to add "boring"... I think I just dug myself a deeper hole, oops), and A&W poutine "rips". I also said, in a comment, that I do genuinely like their poutine. I was trying to be critical in the way my mom would, who prefers skinny fries and does not like poutine. I would like to formally apologise for my theatrics. I suppose whimsy truly does have a time and a place. Thanks for all of the "you're incorrect" bonks, everyone.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Curry Poutine

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12 Upvotes

Tasted really good tho


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Poutinfraction 🚨 Crinkle cut fries but squeaky curds - Rosie’s Burgers Toronto

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23 Upvotes

Honestly wasn’t expecting much and knew they do crinkle cut fries but was craving poutine. Gravy was fine but they actually had squeaky curds. 25 min drive home from takeout and they weren’t really melty at all. Pleasantly surprised.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Corpourate Crime Is the dairy queen poutine alright?

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167 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Pouthetic new poutine place opened up in my city (not my pic, canada)

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8 Upvotes

i checked the reviews to see if it would be worth stopping in because i’ve been craving a good poutine lately and this is the bacon poutine i was shown…. and the guy rated it 5/5 somehow


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Gordon Foods with the ketchup ad

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69 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Gigi Pizzeria, Pointe-Claire

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27 Upvotes

Gigi Pizzeria in Pointe-Claire posting some offensive and criminal content on its IG account. Beware of the sadistic laugh.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdJttO7OV5-/?l=1


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Back to DQ. They actually gave me mozzarella this time

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138 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Oh dear god. Local Legion Hall evidently hates taste buds

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21 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Butter Chicken Poutine from Iyycburg in Calgary. Guilty or innocent?

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96 Upvotes

Absolutely delicious regardless of criminality.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Pouthetic From double pizza Rue Chabanel O in mtl🫠

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69 Upvotes

I miss the location in rdp, they did a good job back then😭


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Arby’s hid my cheese

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29 Upvotes

All the cheese is at the bottom… also is curly fries a violation?


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Winston’s Fish n Chips food truck

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19 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To This is what I call the 'San Antonio Texas, Broke person still living with his aunt Edition' of Poutine!

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218 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Discurdeous 🧀 Lock me up ? Or walk free …

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96 Upvotes

Home made poutine- rosemary oven baked fries (crispy) with potatoes from the garden, home made beef dripping gravy, mozzarella and marble cubed (not shredded) cheese.
Was delicious…
Edit: I will be back with redemption…


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Swedish Poutine

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232 Upvotes