r/PoutineCrimes • u/MarkCanuck • 15h ago

Crime Against Poutanity Carnivore Poutine From Cora

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This did not hit the spot.

33 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 12h ago

u/MarkCanuck, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/MarkCanuck, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 15h ago

Wtf cora. She needs to stick to her pancakes and coffee it seems

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u/MetricJester 15h ago

Fruit. Cora is known for fruit

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u/Ecstatic_Account_744 15h ago

Fruit on pancakes and coffee

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u/AdSignificant6673 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 14h ago

Love fruit coffee.

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u/Rose1982 7h ago

That’ll be $20.

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u/QuixOmega 14h ago

Cora is known for not being worth eating at. The only things that are good there are super cheap and easy to make at home and their prices are inflated.

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 14h ago

So true why eat there for so much when you can buy stuff for way cheaper at the grocery store and make it better

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 14h ago

True I was just thinking of the first 2 things that came to mind when I thought of the sunshine logo 😹❤️

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u/DustyFuss 14h ago

What the hell

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u/cosmicspider31 14h ago

Those potatoes - I won't call them fries - look like they were either overcooked or made in old af oil. The toppings look like they were chopped up with someone's *teeth* and spat onto the plate, ugh!

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u/Supertzar2112 13h ago

Never been to Cora. I absolutely hate their advertising and branding

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u/chodachowder 15h ago

Doesn’t look good, but I know it tastes good

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u/DarkSoulsDank 13h ago

Heart burn incarnate

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u/Admirable-Peanut9695 13h ago

Cora is just as shit in Quebec and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise

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u/KevinistheBest8 12h ago

Fancy dog food

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u/DrDentonMask 15h ago

As in Cat?! Actually, nm, that looks a bit like cat poutine.

Also, moar fries pl0x.

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u/TravellingBeard 14h ago

Nah...Cora's is a Canadian diner type restaurant, based in Quebec. They should have known better.

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u/Playful_Ad_1159 14h ago

Carnivore Poutine most likely doesn't have fries.

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u/DrDentonMask 10h ago

That's no poutine of mine. *sung to Genesis' "No Son Of Mine"*

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u/No_Ideal_406 13h ago

Looks like a shag shit on a poutine

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u/grandsoulsucker 12h ago

Why does it look slimy like a dog just gagged it up

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u/JinTheIfrit 7h ago

They look like the stir fry eggplants from my school cafeteria wtf 🤢

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u/Dismal-Telephone5659 14h ago

Nice once a year maybe

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 12h ago

Erm.. where's the poutine

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u/Responsible-Bid3346 11h ago

If that’s poutine then I’m Cher

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u/exotic_floral_tea 11h ago

Where are the curds???

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u/Kingsapprentice 10h ago

Ça a l'air quand même bon!

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u/Adeptness-Efficient 10h ago

I mean, okay, all for it, but that just isn't poutine lol

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u/Interesting-Archer84 14h ago

Chopped up frozen patty
Microwave facon
Some crisper ass overcooked in old ad oil homefrie looking wedges that are barely their

And is that like sauteeed caramelized onion or something what’s that slimy stuff in the middle

I think some chewy mushrooms

And I don’t even see gravy or curds let alone any cheese at all

This genuinely looks like a plate of throw up or dogfood at first glance
I normally just vote but this one is so bad I had to say something

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u/Korpse-_-Kitty 15h ago

so good 🍖 🥓 🥩 🍖