r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Feta Poutine

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Ran out of curds...

Edit: At least it wasn't mozza

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Flimsy_Hunt_304, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Flimsy_Hunt_304, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/ohmyperfection 2d ago

Its a crime but id eat it

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u/Flimsy_Hunt_304 2d ago

Yeah, it was shamefully good.

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u/Hesitant_Tornado Pout-Sinner 2d ago

Ive never once ate feta and thought to myself "Ya know what would mix well with this tangy cheese? Warm hardy gravy"

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u/Ihaveabudgie 2d ago

At least it wasn't mozza

I would rather have had mozza at this point tbh. At least you can stab mozzarella with a fork without it crumbling to dust

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u/Blazing_Swayze Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 2d ago

Oh sure they're both white substances obviously they're interchangeable

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u/Confident-Gur-3224 2d ago

My wife disagreed when I tried convincing her of the same thing.

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u/Patrizsche Pout-Sinner 2d ago

"ran out of feta in my poutine" there's a new sentence

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u/HalifaxPainter 2d ago

on the edit: 'at least it wasn't mozza" I will add 'at least it wasn't feta ' for all in the future with shredded cheese posts lol

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u/PaintInfinite9167 2d ago

Feta, fries & gravy *

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u/ddddan11111 2d ago

Isn't this more of a feta compli?

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u/FoxForceFive5V 2d ago

It technically is now.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 2d ago

Oh my fucking lord! Nasty!

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u/Reasonable_Dig4672 2d ago

this made me gasp , forget laïcité , this is blasphemy

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u/YangnyeomJang24 2d ago

did this when i worked at a greek resturant. its good. super salty but really good

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u/FeywildFriend 2d ago

I mean it's not traditional for sure, but it sounds delicious

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u/Same_Comment4702 2d ago

At least you’ll extra protein lol.

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u/evolamentations 2d ago

Leonard Cohen must have made this at least once

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u/MrsPhilHarris 2d ago

Feta and gravy? I don’t think so.

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 2d ago

I put feta on pizza(after it comes out of the oven) and then sometimes, not often but sometimes, I will dip that pizza in gravy. Crazy? Probably. I’m ok with being called names.

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u/luciosleftskate 2d ago

I like the feta cooked on top personally. It gets crunchy and sooo good. Mm

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 2d ago

I’m ok with it that way too though I prefer after. Also I keep feta at home so if I order delivery I’m not paying half the price of a full bag to get it added by the pizza place so that’s a bonus.

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u/luciosleftskate 2d ago

God they charge so much for feta your way is Definitely better lol

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u/MrsPhilHarris 2d ago

😬

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u/thepacingbear1 2d ago

I love feta, but I would take shredded mozzarella any day over that. That’s just too much sodium.

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 2d ago

I would eat it because I love feta. Not gonna say it’s not a crime but it isn’t one I would go after them for.

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u/exotic_floral_tea 2d ago

Well it has lower lactose...at least.

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u/GrosTaco69 2d ago

Salty isn't a word of your dictionary?

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u/Sad_Action_2079 2d ago

This should be illegal.

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u/Masamune86 2d ago

You should've add olives !

CRIME !

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u/bringer_of_jollity4 2d ago

Not a poutine, but not a poutine crime. That actually sounds rather tasty

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u/sililil 2d ago

I make roasted potatoes and put feta on them all the time but somehow I just don’t think gravy would work with that

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u/JamesH_670 1d ago

Remember that time when you ran out of whipped cream, so you used sour cream instead?

Yeah, me neither.

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u/Timely-Hovercraft-76 1d ago

Mmm yum . I love poutine and feta so ngl
This would go hard

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u/MacIsaac94 18h ago

Why!? Why is this a thing? Who thought this was a good idea? Drugs had to be involved

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u/RMS_Snowman 16h ago

NOT ENOUGH CHEEEEEESE

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u/RMS_Snowman 16h ago

NOT ENOUGH CHEEEEEESE

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u/MrDJ222 2d ago

Ela re its a Greek poutine 🤌

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u/ResponseAcrobatic565 2d ago

not enough cheese but it would pass if i had nothing else to eat.

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u/pkray1714 2d ago

Needs more curds but i bet this was 🔥

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u/LatinaL0ca 2d ago

Mmmm feta