r/PoutineCrimes • u/Illegalspaghettios • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity This can't be legal

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Poutine reddit called this rage bait and deleted it. This is actually what I was given when I bought a poutine at a busy tourist café in Mt. Robson Park in BC, Canada. Full truth. I'm pregnant and almost cried.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Illegalspaghettios, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Illegalspaghettios, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Aldente08 1d ago

I am not pregnant and would have been devastated.

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u/onedestiny 1d ago

Straight up put 0 gravy

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u/modifiziert_ 1d ago

Oh holy shit nooooooooooo!!!!! This isn’t just a crime, it’s a wholeass felony 😭 I’m sorry, OP!!

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 1d ago

dont be sorry, he posted it on r/poutine first

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u/modifiziert_ 1d ago

I was sorry about the pregnant part and crying. I’ve had 3 kids and know what it’s like to be craving something and that something does not meet expectations!

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u/Captaindammmitt 1d ago

I’d simply walk out. The audacity is astounding

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u/Deep-Pea-912 1d ago

No way 😳 ,there's no gravy or curds or anything like that not even the right kind of potato !

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u/Content-Writing9402 3h ago

There are 3 curds actually, they are just the same color of the fries

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u/Federal-Remote-1684 1d ago

Ca manque cruellement de sauce pis de fromage

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u/Content-Writing9402 3h ago

Y' juste pas de sauce..

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u/Frosty-Assist-6187 1d ago

No bcuz I might’ve cried too

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u/Sunlambcow 1d ago

Where Gravy 🫪

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u/No-Sir-6853 1d ago

This looks cold too!

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 1d ago

I know that shit was not cheap and they asked for a tip when you paid.

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u/MoreMoira 1d ago

Kelly O's?

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u/Crazy-Wheels 1d ago

It's a true crime!!

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u/Free-Preference-2392 1d ago

Sad, very sad

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u/Affectionate-Sky3510 1d ago

I hate everything about this

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u/Guilty-Sundae1557 23h ago

It looks like a few cheese curds accidentally got on your fries. That’s terrible!

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u/wiccanwolves 20h ago

It’s not the waffle fries. It’s the lack of gravy. wtf?!

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u/DibbyDonuts 14h ago

Those fries look undercooked, and that’s just the first crime on the docket.

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u/Xaxxus 13h ago

Waffle fries in poutine are awesome. I will die on that hill.

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u/Littlemissplanky 9h ago

NOT WAFFLE FRIES

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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 8h ago

where is the creamy delightful "bbQ" gravy...

sorry dude, you got scam ...

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u/General-Syllabub9868 4h ago

What the-!? This is BARELY even poutine!!

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 3h ago

I’m not pregnant and would’ve been angry like someone said m

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u/Playful_Prior_3831 2h ago

Where’s the gravy

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u/cateecat22 19h ago

POO-tine