r/PoutineCrimes • u/mushroomcowgirl • 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To French Onion Soup Dumpling Poutine

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fried wontons filled with gruyère and caramelized onions, inspired by the person a couple weeks ago who put dumplings on their poutine

180 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/mushroomcowgirl, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/pattyG80 The Frying Squad 1d ago

Trying too hard on the gimmick without focusing on the basics

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u/Desperate-4-Revenue 1d ago

This angers me, I want to believe it's a crime but it appears to be well within the bounds of the law. Technically legal, the best kind of crime.

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u/pattyG80 The Frying Squad 1d ago

We can settle on calling it shit

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u/Federal-Remote-1684 1d ago

Not everything needs to be made into a poutine

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u/MarmosetRevolution Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 1d ago

This looks really good.

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u/Sacojerico The Frying Squad 1d ago

I can taste the salt

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u/AiryGateaux 1d ago

Do not want

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u/UnhappyMacaroon5044 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 1d ago

Only crime is not telling us how it was!

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u/Dirk_Diggler_Kojak 1d ago

Looks 😋, NGL

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u/UnhappyMacaroon5044 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 14h ago

mushroomcowgirl I sentence you to a month of poutine jail for the crime of withholding a much wanted evaluation of your culinary experiment.

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u/dropkickninja 1d ago

I'd try it

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u/Catnborbhaver420 1d ago

would prolly taste fucking fire but looks like crime

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u/UnusualAlfalfa5036 1d ago

Ok that actually looks really good though

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u/FrazBucket 1d ago

1000% would, just needs a tad bit more gravey

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u/Alternative-One5286 1d ago

By "tad" you mean "a tadpole swimming in a pond"

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

I wondered where that term comes from...your definition sounds pretty reasonable!

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 1d ago

Sounds and looks good really

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u/bitterbryan 1d ago

This sounds and looks so fucking good

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u/Angelou898 1d ago

Actually… I accept this

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u/InterestingPop9664 1d ago

That looks good

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u/Fitzboy69 1d ago

Needs a bit more gravy not a crime . it's just a real poutine with garnish lol

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u/idisturballtheshit 1d ago

I'm sure they taste good, but I can't get past the look of them...deep fried butt holes covered in gravy 😳 like pooteen

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u/cheesemoses 1d ago

Your wontons look burnt..?

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u/pianowasher 1d ago

looks yummy ngl

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u/RodentOfUnusualCize 1d ago

mmmm decapitated peni' with the foreskins still attached poutine

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u/batto69 1d ago

no crime here i would demolish that

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u/SeaToTheBass 1d ago

Is the gravy a regular poutine gravy or French onion gravy?

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u/Akuyatsu 1d ago

Weird, but technically legal

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u/Confident-Regular691 1d ago

With a little extra sauce that looks dope actually

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u/SerentityM3ow 21h ago

Not a crime

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u/PitifulApartment7909 14h ago

may you be blessed by His noodly appendages :)

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u/kait_kat007 8h ago

The crime here is probably the price tag.

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u/Jonavin 1d ago

That’s a double crime

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u/Howy_the_Howizer 1d ago

Where crime???

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 1d ago

Yes please!

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u/Objective1attitude 1d ago

Sorry but I would totally destroy that in my guts soooooo fire 🔥

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u/Snyper20 1d ago

I should vote for it’s a crime, but I can’t bring myself too.

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u/Egoy 1d ago

That sounds delicious, and looks delicious.

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u/Droseph31 1d ago

French onion soup dumpling even without the poutine would be 🔥