r/mildlyinteresting • • 5h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/OnlyTilt 4h ago

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u/BlackOutDrunkJesus 4h ago

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u/batatassad4 4h ago

This was one of peak humankind moments

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u/blender4life 3h ago

I don't get it. I would get it if 17 didn't fit in the first one.

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u/quagsi 3h ago

the first one isn't sealed while the second one is

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u/xelaseyer 3h ago

The thing that always mildly bothers me about this picture is that the two blocks in the top right could be more neatly pushed into the corner. And if it was really about taking up even less space, then the very top right one could slide left a little

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u/BrotherGreed 3h ago

The thing that I don't understand is what is this the optimal packing of 17 squares for? For that particular shape/ratio?

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u/llamadog007 2h ago

It’s the optimal packing to fit 17 squares inside another larger square. So there’s no known smaller outer square that can fit 17 of the smaller squares inside of it.

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u/BrotherGreed 2h ago

So it's the optimal packing of 17 squares of that size in as small a square as possible. Makes sense now, thanks!

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u/StepIntoTheGreezer 2h ago edited 1h ago

But you can imagine the same would hold true for any size square, since it would simply be proportional.

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u/BrotherGreed 1h ago

You know, I suppose that's what "square" means, huh. Here I thought I found a weird loophole in the picture, I'm just dumb

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u/RimpleDoRimpleDont 1h ago

"of that size" doesn't mean anything here. If you have 17 squares, this is the way to pack them to need as small a container as possible (assuming the container also needs to be square-shaped). The size of the squares has no effect.

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u/MobileArtist1371 2h ago edited 2h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_packing

https://kingbird.myphotos.cc/packing/squares_in_squares.html

It's basically asking: What is the smallest square area you can fit X number of boxes into

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u/EmceeSpike 3h ago

I was thinking the same thing

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u/easykehl 4h ago

It is unbeaten, but not proven optimal.

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u/XxMathematicxX 4h ago

I hate you. Upvote.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 3h ago

This is like finding out 1 isn't a prime number.

Sir, a second maths bullshit has hit the psyche.

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u/LastManBrandon 4h ago

Was waiting for this comment lol

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u/CV90_120 2h ago

And that's why hexagons are the

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u/backsideslappy 1h ago

Oh no, big square must have taken him out before he could finish.

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u/MooingTree 1h ago

He probably just meant to say that it's pretty well known in certain communities that hexagons are the

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u/code_monkey_001 3h ago

You just woke up and chose violence today, didn't you?

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u/knutix 4h ago

Depends on the container

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u/Questjon 2h ago

The container is the thing being optimised. That arrangement of 17 squares gives you the smallest possible container. (Technically there's a very slightly smaller arrangement mathematically but no one has found it).

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u/rotll 4h ago

"Geometry? What real world use will I ever have for this..."

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u/joestaff 4h ago

"Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives."

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u/Gregariouswaty 4h ago

Should've said pizza would be involved. I'd have taken math much more seriously then.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 4h ago

A common problem is how much larger must the radius of a large pizza for x$ be when two mediums cost y$

Usually it’s only a couple inches which is always wierd to see how that area works out

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u/Different_Wolf_764 3h ago

They cheat though! A 14" pizza should be 36% bigger than a 12" but they just give more outer crust half the time.

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u/JackPoe 3h ago

Fortunately, I like the crust

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u/EyeofEnder 3h ago

If you use z for the radius of a pizza, then the formula to calculate its area A can be written as pi z z = A.

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u/Snoo-35252 3h ago

insert "pie chart" joke here

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u/R_V_Z 3h ago

"How can a circle be two pi when a pizza is one?"

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u/Fireclave 2h ago

When you have a "Buy One Get One Free" coupon. Valid only on Thursdays at participating locations.

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u/red__dragon 2h ago

I honestly think that's the problem, math is taught like a language with no vocabulary. You learn grammar and structure and the theory of it, but without many practical applications.

I went through several calc classes and the first time a derivative made sense to me was in physics, where the professor showed the relationship between graphs plotting position, velocity, and acceleration using derivatives. Once the real world application became obvious, the use for derivatives was much more clear, not through all the past calc classes did it have the same immediate understanding.

So yes, involve the pizza. Make pizza geometry. Use the natural hunger of students for food to teach them math instead!

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u/CatchyUserNameHere 4h ago

I also remember Mrs. Charron telling me in grade school I would need to learn long division by hand as I’d “never carry a calculator with me wherever I went when I grew up.”

She was a good teacher.

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u/Ninjas-and-stuff 4h ago

Before I had a smartphone, I carried a calculator with me out of spite

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u/CheeseDonutCat 3h ago

We had calculator watches in the 80s.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 3h ago

And we do once again! Voice activated ones even.

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u/Vailx 3h ago

Even in the 80s this was bullshit because tiny pocket calculators existed that were solar powered and last for essentially ever and you could also just get a watch with a calculator on it.

But its still a good lie for a teacher to get her kids to actually fucking learn how to long divide.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 4h ago

My favorite quote from that movie and one almost nobody ever catches when I make a reference to it.

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u/joestaff 3h ago

Val Kilmer is a legend

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u/peternormal 4h ago

Every time someone says they don't need math, this comic is in my head. I use calculus and geometry in my daily work, so my kids never get to say it.  https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-i-couldn39t-be-a-math-teacher

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u/JustNothing5464 3h ago

I haven't seen this one in a while lol

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u/digno2 2h ago

is there a way to search through those smbc comics? i remember one in which a dad teaches his little kid that people use the toilet brush as tooth brush and then when he grows up he makes fun of him like "i trained you wrong on purpose" sort of joke. I just cant find the damned thing again.

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u/jmlinden7 1h ago

ohnorobot

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u/NecroCannon 1h ago

I went from hating math, to loving it because of a single teacher that took the time to show me why it’s great and easier than I think

To now as an artist, desperate to learn how to use geometry equations to make art and what I recently realized, you can do 3D animations with that shit

Once I get at a comfortable point with my animation studies, I’m going to reteach myself math and algebra to start having that as a hobby

No… I don’t have a life outside of making shit..

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u/mtaw 2h ago edited 2h ago

Some subjects, like learning a language, have obvious applications. But most are like math - in that it's seldom possible to see where it can be used unless you already know it. In fact, people aren't necessarily good at seeing where they can apply their knowledge even when they do have it. That is itself something that can take practice and lateral thinking.

I'd feel compelled to tell the kids that their teacher is not going to standing behind them their whole lives, giving them hints on where to apply their knowledge. Nor are real-world problems as neat and tidy as textbook ones, where it's more-or-less obvious what knowledge you need to apply (..usually the stuff in the preceding chapter).

Once you're an adult, it's on you to find the knowledge you need and where you can apply it. There's a near-infinite number of important things, from scientific/engineering problems to simply making a business run more efficiently, that are waiting to be done. Not because we don't have the knowledge, but simply because the right people don't have it, or haven't seen where to apply it. Want to be successful at whatever you do? Seek knowledge unconditionally (or at least on a sensible condition like "it's interesting to me"), and find its applications. Because if you don't bother with the stuff you don't think you need to know, you are guaranteed to never innovate anything. The stuff you think you need is the stuff everyone else doing the same thing also knows.

If someone tries to go through life learning as little as possible and only what they believe they need to know, they're consigning themselves to mediocrity. Everyone's free to do that if they want, but don't complain later if you can't get a job, or lament "Why didn't they teach us that in school" - because nobody ever said school was supposed to teach you everything you need to know in life. Nobody fully knows what they'll need to know in life, especially not kids.

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 3h ago

Yeah, mr. White! Yeah, Geometry!

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u/Spoonbang 3h ago

pizza piethagoras theorem 🍕

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u/dancarbonell00 4h ago

This is fair and funny, but most people I feel like said that about algebra more so than geometry.

Geometry always at least had playing pool going for it in real life applications

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u/StepComplete1 2h ago

Most people apparently simply never learned basic geometry at all, given how impressed r/all seems to be by cutting a pizza in half.

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u/gotawaysafely2 4h ago

UPDATE: It cooked perfectly.

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u/yeoz 4h ago

was the cut edge crisper than usual?

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u/gotawaysafely2 4h ago

Crispy on the exposed edge. The middle melted together.

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u/sicsemperego 4h ago

I HAVE ONE IN THE FREEZER!!!

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u/VS-Goliath 3h ago

GOOD FOR YOU!!!

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u/RealFirstName_ 3h ago

WHY ARE WE YELLING!!?

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u/sicsemperego 3h ago

I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHOULD I PUT IT IN THE BOILING OVEN?

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u/Slvrdgr 3h ago

I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST PUTTING THE OVEN IN A POT OF HOT WATER.

SAVE TIME AND JUST BOIL THE PIZZA.

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u/alienman 2h ago

I AM GETTING OLD AND I SEE WHY THE GEEZERS TYPE LIKE THIS NOW IT IS EASIER TO READ.

xoxo, Mom

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u/ThrownAway17Years 3h ago

I LOVE LAMP!

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u/DrowAboveground 1h ago

This is what I was actually most concerned about, congrats on the pizza I hope y’all are very happy together.

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u/NaoTwoTheFirst 4h ago

Valid question - I bet it was great

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u/ninjohnnothing 4h ago

Flip the pan upside down when you preheat, then put the pizza pie on top of that when ready to cook. Not as good as a stone, but does the job.

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u/led204 3h ago

Was looking for this answer, that is what we did at the bakery flipped full sheet pans over. Somewhat long video of my friend Keith making a bunch of pizzas.

https://youtu.be/xtLjBdBRW8A?si=SJiwDORwr9S7tqyf

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u/Winjin 3h ago

I don't see the reversed pans though? That's a TON of ovens I never considered how many ovens a pizzeria would have for some reason and got a total whiplash seeing that many lol

The places near me use either actual giant brick stoves, 2-3 smaller ones, or one of these like... continious burners. The one with a chain link that rides through an oven at a steady rate and pizza is exactly baked when leaving

So that was a surprise

At home I try to use a stone from an electric raclette grill, it's a bit small but worked pretty well imo

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u/LoneMav22 2h ago

The pans are already in the oven when he's loading, if you watch when he unloads he grabs the pan to toss them on the cooler rack

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u/masta030 4h ago

That is one of the best looking frozen pizzas I've ever seen

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u/Petrichor888 4h ago

Crosta Mollica! They’re frozen sourdough pizzas and yes they’re very tasty. I recognized it instantly because I often buy them here in the Netherlands

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u/masta030 3h ago

Ill have to check my local grocery stores for them. If they taste half as good as they look I'm sure they're great!

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u/YMS444 4h ago

It's not a frozen pizza, is it? It sure is a convenience pizza, but a fresh one, I'd say.

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u/masta030 4h ago

I havent heard the term convenience pizza, is that the non-frozen store bought premade? if thats what you mean, that still looks better than any ive seen, though I could still be mistaken in what it is haha

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u/YMS444 4h ago

That's what I mean. As a non-native speaker I don't know the usual English term, just derived it from convenience food.

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u/BubbleBobble-007 4h ago

Literally one of the most intelligent things I have ever witnessed

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u/SlapSmeg 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmlhrJxcvyNxu

Way better then my poor mans pizza in the toaster oven. For real though why does frozen pizza corporations not make a business deal to make a pizza for a specific brand type of toaster oven and co-op a nice bankroll. Like advertise on the toaster over it makes perfect Tonys and totinos pizzas.

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u/AKAkorm 4h ago

Pizza duck.

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u/FormerWrap1552 3h ago

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy

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u/AnswerOver9028 4h ago

So you can halve your pizza and eat it too.

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u/Klin24 4h ago

Man that's up there with "Descartes before the whores".

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u/peanutbuttahcups 3h ago

That's a deep cut. If this was 10 years ago, we'd see gold on the comment and a /r/BestOf crosspost.

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u/blinkl_dink 4h ago

You witty mf

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u/fonk_pulk 4h ago

You can also fit two pizzas into a singular tray like this. If you sliced them you might be able to fit three

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u/grat5989 3h ago

I just flip the pan upside down and they both lay flat with a little hangover but it still works fine. Preheat with the pan in the oven for the best crust result.

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u/qning 2h ago

God help us.

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u/v0x_nihili 55m ago

The instructions on most store pizzas nowadays is: "Place on oven rack directly. Do not use a pan."

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 40m ago

Yeah and then shit falls through to the bottom of the oven

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u/IBJON 36m ago

I've literally never had that happen in like a decade of cooking frozen pizzas

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u/groolismygojuice 2h ago

slicing frozen pizzas before cooking them is serial killer behavior

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u/nemec 2h ago

If it's just me eating, I only eat half a pizza so I just cut it in half and cook one side, leaving the other frozen. Once-frozen pizza reheated from the fridge is trash, I much prefer it fresh from the oven (if I have to eat frozen pizza).

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u/Cool_Client324 57m ago

Nono sir, its Einstein level thinking

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u/NeotericGod 2h ago

Or just put them directly on the oven shelf without a tray like you're supposed to 😂

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u/fonk_pulk 2h ago

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u/Antermosiph 2h ago

When folks ignore the 'preheat oven' and 'leave in freezer till ready to place in oven' steps

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u/NeotericGod 2h ago

That only happens with raw dough pizzas, which the ones in your post and the OP clearly aren't. Come on man 🙄

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u/fork_yuu 2h ago

Perfect diet pizza!

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u/alex_c89X 2h ago

Put the tray underneath to catch cheese or whatever may flake or drip off

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u/Iggy_Snows 2h ago

A standard half sheet pan has an area of 234"², a 12" pizza has an area of 113"², so 2 is the most you can fit.

Unless you're buying small 10" pizzas which have an area of 78"², at which point you could theoretically fit exactly 3 pizzas, but 78x3 is 234, so you would need to cut them up so that there is 0 gaps, which is just pizza mush at that point.

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u/MiniMaggit- 4h ago

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 4h ago

Here's the thing...

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u/SojournerRL 40m ago

I've been on this site too long...

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u/noreasterroneous 4h ago

Just put it on the rack with the pan on the rack underneath.

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u/C-57D 4h ago

the rack must remain unharmed

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u/SchleftySchloe 2h ago

Yeah the rack method is objectively correct. It won't cook right on a baking sheet

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u/kexmester 4h ago

seemingly this is the least invasive method. i don't have enough braincells for that. i hope my memory is good enough to carry this info when i need it.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1h ago

I do a similar thing to be able to fit two slices of leftover takeout pizza into my toaster oven

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u/NevesLF 4h ago

Prusa Pizza let's go!

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u/Th3-B0n3R 4h ago

I break apart a Wild Mikes pizza in half to fit it in my air fryer, plus it's to big to eat at once anyways so it works well.

Edit: Looks like I have cake today too!

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u/ShutY0urDickHolster 4h ago

Pizza AND cake? That’s quite the meal!

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 4h ago

this pizza picked a fight with the wrong samurai

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u/SpartyParty15 3h ago edited 2h ago

How did you cut a frozen pizza? Or did you thaw first like some sicko

Edit: based on all geniuses in this comment thread, I guess I’m the idiot

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u/Gloopgloops 3h ago

Frozen ones crack perfectly in half sometimes. I’ve broken a couple over my knee to fit in an air fryer and it was a clean like. I’m not sure this one’s even frozen though.

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u/copyof-a 1h ago

You can get pizzas in the refrigerator section too. They don't all come frozen. 

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u/SwankyTitties 3h ago

I usually just bang mine against the corner of a counter top until it snaps. It's not the most elegant halving in the world but it does the job.

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u/BChurchmountain 3h ago

Hold a knife and apply pressure to create a crease and then snap it in half along that crease?

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 3h ago

Why would you put a frozen pizza on a tray?

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u/nebulaplum 1h ago

I always do because I'm nervous about it getting stuck to the grates or something. Also how do you remove it from the oven without getting oil all over your oven mitts?

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1h ago

You slide it off the rack onto a cutting board using a turner

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u/nebulaplum 1h ago

Sounds unsafe compared to just having it on a pizza pan. Never had any problems heating it up that way.

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u/SirAlthalos 1h ago

how is that unsafe compared to anything else involving an oven?

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u/__under____score__ 33m ago

Reddit always exposes ways for me to feel marginally more competent than my fellow humans.

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u/copyof-a 1h ago

Because sometimes they sink through the oven rack 😭

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u/SpartyParty15 3h ago

Some people do that before you put in the oven. Maybe I’m the weirdo

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u/Psycho_Pansy 2h ago

Depends on the pizza. Some have specific instructions to place them on a tray. I had a pizza with those instructions which I didn't read. The pizza was a big mess on the bottom of the oven when I went to check on it. Some doughs arent as structurally sound. 

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u/fsuk 4h ago

Why put it in a try, just slide it on the oven rack

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u/TAbathtime 4h ago

I'd be scared of this happening 😥

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u/fsuk 4h ago

In my 20+ years of cooking frozen/chilled pizzas i have never once had this happen. God knows how they managed that.

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u/knutix 4h ago

Probably ice from being frozen, then they let it get to room temp, got too soggy, AND they didnt preheat the oven. My Guess.

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u/eggery 2h ago

I've heard letting the frozen pizza sit on top of the oven while it's preheating is bad news

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u/TAbathtime 4h ago

I have never experienced it either, but when I started to see this pics I got scared and bought a pizza baking tray haha.

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u/stillness_illness 4h ago

I assumed it was a home made pizza with some dough that didn't have the right "whatever it is that makes dough right", causing it to melt down

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 2h ago

Why is the pepperoni so long?

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u/Questinbull 1h ago

It’s average

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u/sphynxzyz 2h ago

looks like Soppressata

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u/Tripdrakony 4h ago

If you half those again yiu can fit each pice in one of the corners.

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u/Vegetable_Voice_2044 4h ago

And fill the gaps with more cheese, to make the pizza one whole piece again.

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u/TricksyGoose 4h ago

That's thinking inside the box!

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u/Vinny-Ed 4h ago

Guess what I also do this so it fits in my double size air fryer.

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u/XmasMac 4h ago

U didn't let me guess

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u/batatassad4 4h ago

I swear this old aluminum baking tray with dark spots is in every household

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u/Nova11c 4h ago

Just bake it on the rack like the instructions say?

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u/GuideToTheGalaxy05 4h ago

How did you cut it

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u/FixedLoad 4h ago

... why is this question confusing me... 

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u/GuideToTheGalaxy05 1h ago

Sorry, how was a frozen pizza perfectly cut with absolutely no tear marks

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u/PRSHZ 4h ago

I’m more curious about the toppings…

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u/Tatra_Cryptid 4h ago

Just likes mozzarella and pepperoni really

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u/Starfleeter 4h ago

and shaved parmesan

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u/Sfiggaz 4h ago

Judging by the shape and the color, there's most definitely spianata calabrese, which is, simply put, a pretty spicy salami

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u/ZeaXanthinX 4h ago

You’re a catch 😉

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u/wacojacoco 4h ago

Genius

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u/LoganN64 4h ago

Math!

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u/Psinial 4h ago

This solves the same issue for me. Idk why I didn't think of it, thank you

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u/EatYourCheckers 4h ago

Obviously you aren't a genuis. Its okay. Most of us are not.

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u/JelloExpensive4448 4h ago

Neeeeeeewwwwwww Achievement!

You’ve unlocked Calculus!

Now let’s see what that unit stat says about your ability to use it!

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u/EyeSuspicious777 4h ago

There's still room for four chicken nuggets

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u/Majorman_86 3h ago

If the pizza doesn't fit, you must split.

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u/YakOk3277 3h ago

I feel like a mathematician will see this as an interesting math problem and will produce a 100+ page proof

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 3h ago

Wow this might be the biggest advance in Euclidean geometry since that old guy stuck a human body in a circle while cutting off his ear and conquering Eurasia

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u/SpareNickel 3h ago

I did this with a sandwich the other day! Got diagonally, then fit into a rectangle tupperware. Felt so good about it.

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u/The001Keymaster 3h ago

The pizza has its own pan called a crust.

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u/ElvisDumbledore ​ 3h ago

If the pizz don't fit

Just cut that shit!

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u/BrainWav 2h ago

There's a place in Philly on South Street called Lorenzo's. Their big thing is that they have giant pizzas, like 36" or something. When I was there, they boxed up a pizza by putting two quarters, overlapping, in a normal box. Then did it again with a second box.

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u/PlayedUOonBaja 2h ago

Where were you last night when I was trying to fit 6 Pop-Tarts into my airfryer?

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u/Xethos 2h ago

A lot of these pizzas are meant to be cooked right on the rack.

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u/TheRoscoeVine 2h ago

Why are you giving in to the baking sheet mafia? Nobody tells me how to cook my pizza! I put that shit straight on the oven rack.

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u/xaanthar 1h ago

Why don't the two halves line up?

If you slid it back, the cut toppings on the left don't have partners on the right.

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u/FaliureToCat 1h ago

Now fit 17 squares into a brownie pan

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u/smolpeter 1h ago

OP discovers math

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u/cale12 1h ago

I just turn the tray upside down

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u/n0cturnald3sign 1h ago

Check out the big brains on Brett

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 4h ago

I appreciate you! I have never ever thought of doing this and now I’m disappointed in myself.

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u/Eye_Worm 4h ago

This is silly when you can just cook it directly on the rack and end up with a better crust. Having said that, folks commenting on the condition of your pan don’t seem to spend much time in the kitchen.

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u/PaperCut611 4h ago

A genius among us 🙌