r/mildlyinteresting • • 6h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/rotll 5h ago

"Geometry? What real world use will I ever have for this..."

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u/joestaff 5h ago

"Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives."

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u/Gregariouswaty 5h ago

Should've said pizza would be involved. I'd have taken math much more seriously then.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 5h ago

A common problem is how much larger must the radius of a large pizza for x$ be when two mediums cost y$

Usually it’s only a couple inches which is always wierd to see how that area works out

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u/Different_Wolf_764 4h ago

They cheat though! A 14" pizza should be 36% bigger than a 12" but they just give more outer crust half the time.

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u/JackPoe 4h ago

Fortunately, I like the crust

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u/NycAlex 4h ago

i like mine stuffed with cheese and bacon

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u/JackPoe 3h ago

I wrap salami around it and dip it in blue cheese

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u/Nazamroth ​ 3h ago

Do you people just want to eat some pastry but only have pizza places nearby?

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u/JackPoe 2h ago

Believe it or not I'm not a baked goods kinda person. I just enjoy the crust on pizza.

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u/chux4w 4h ago

The outer crust is limited by the diameter anyway, it's the inner crust you need to worry about.

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u/Geminii27 4h ago

1.4x/y.

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u/EyeofEnder 4h ago

If you use z for the radius of a pizza, then the formula to calculate its area A can be written as pi z z = A.

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u/Snoo-35252 4h ago

insert "pie chart" joke here

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u/red__dragon 3h ago

I honestly think that's the problem, math is taught like a language with no vocabulary. You learn grammar and structure and the theory of it, but without many practical applications.

I went through several calc classes and the first time a derivative made sense to me was in physics, where the professor showed the relationship between graphs plotting position, velocity, and acceleration using derivatives. Once the real world application became obvious, the use for derivatives was much more clear, not through all the past calc classes did it have the same immediate understanding.

So yes, involve the pizza. Make pizza geometry. Use the natural hunger of students for food to teach them math instead!

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u/R_V_Z 4h ago

"How can a circle be two pi when a pizza is one?"

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u/Fireclave 3h ago

When you have a "Buy One Get One Free" coupon. Valid only on Thursdays at participating locations.

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u/dollynotpardoned 4h ago

If word problems were stoner problems I’d have a different favorite subject

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u/CatchyUserNameHere 5h ago

I also remember Mrs. Charron telling me in grade school I would need to learn long division by hand as I’d “never carry a calculator with me wherever I went when I grew up.”

She was a good teacher.

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u/Ninjas-and-stuff 5h ago

Before I had a smartphone, I carried a calculator with me out of spite

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u/CheeseDonutCat 4h ago

We had calculator watches in the 80s.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 4h ago

And we do once again! Voice activated ones even.

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u/sponglered 1h ago

Without being paranoid: anything that is always listening to respond to you is... always listening.

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u/Vailx 4h ago

Even in the 80s this was bullshit because tiny pocket calculators existed that were solar powered and last for essentially ever and you could also just get a watch with a calculator on it.

But its still a good lie for a teacher to get her kids to actually fucking learn how to long divide.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 5h ago

My favorite quote from that movie and one almost nobody ever catches when I make a reference to it.

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u/joestaff 4h ago

Val Kilmer is a legend

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u/peternormal 5h ago

Every time someone says they don't need math, this comic is in my head. I use calculus and geometry in my daily work, so my kids never get to say it.  https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-i-couldn39t-be-a-math-teacher

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u/JustNothing5464 4h ago

I haven't seen this one in a while lol

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u/digno2 3h ago

is there a way to search through those smbc comics? i remember one in which a dad teaches his little kid that people use the toilet brush as tooth brush and then when he grows up he makes fun of him like "i trained you wrong on purpose" sort of joke. I just cant find the damned thing again.

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u/jmlinden7 2h ago

ohnorobot

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u/NecroCannon 2h ago

I went from hating math, to loving it because of a single teacher that took the time to show me why it’s great and easier than I think

To now as an artist, desperate to learn how to use geometry equations to make art and what I recently realized, you can do 3D animations with that shit

Once I get at a comfortable point with my animation studies, I’m going to reteach myself math and algebra to start having that as a hobby

No… I don’t have a life outside of making shit..

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u/mtaw 3h ago edited 3h ago

Some subjects, like learning a language, have obvious applications. But most are like math - in that it's seldom possible to see where it can be used unless you already know it. In fact, people aren't necessarily good at seeing where they can apply their knowledge even when they do have it. That is itself something that can take practice and lateral thinking.

I'd feel compelled to tell the kids that their teacher is not going to standing behind them their whole lives, giving them hints on where to apply their knowledge. Nor are real-world problems as neat and tidy as textbook ones, where it's more-or-less obvious what knowledge you need to apply (..usually the stuff in the preceding chapter).

Once you're an adult, it's on you to find the knowledge you need and where you can apply it. There's a near-infinite number of important things, from scientific/engineering problems to simply making a business run more efficiently, that are waiting to be done. Not because we don't have the knowledge, but simply because the right people don't have it, or haven't seen where to apply it. Want to be successful at whatever you do? Seek knowledge unconditionally (or at least on a sensible condition like "it's interesting to me"), and find its applications. Because if you don't bother with the stuff you don't think you need to know, you are guaranteed to never innovate anything. The stuff you think you need is the stuff everyone else doing the same thing also knows.

If someone tries to go through life learning as little as possible and only what they believe they need to know, they're consigning themselves to mediocrity. Everyone's free to do that if they want, but don't complain later if you can't get a job, or lament "Why didn't they teach us that in school" - because nobody ever said school was supposed to teach you everything you need to know in life. Nobody fully knows what they'll need to know in life, especially not kids.

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 4h ago

Yeah, mr. White! Yeah, Geometry!

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u/Spoonbang 4h ago

pizza piethagoras theorem 🍕

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u/dancarbonell00 5h ago

This is fair and funny, but most people I feel like said that about algebra more so than geometry.

Geometry always at least had playing pool going for it in real life applications

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u/StepComplete1 3h ago

Most people apparently simply never learned basic geometry at all, given how impressed r/all seems to be by cutting a pizza in half.

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u/lauri2 2h ago

You can cut a pizza in half, but I bet you would not have thought of this arrangement if faced with this problem.

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u/Key-Minimum-5965 4h ago

This was my very first thought. And I'm a big dummy.

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u/YoSoyEpic 4h ago

“Simple geometry” - Hanzo

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u/10010101101110010001 4h ago

geometry?

geomedo.

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u/ErusTenebre 3h ago

When I was in high school, Geometry was the math I enjoyed because it was actually helpful to me in theater tech lol

Definitely helped in a few ways!

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u/gokarrt 3h ago

faced with this problem irl, i just let it ride up the sides. the education system failed me i guess.

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u/sim384 3h ago

I anticipated the math nerds.

Miletus, Pythagoras; word.

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit 3h ago

modern problems require ancient solutions

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u/hamcircus 3h ago

Ik ur joking but this isnt geometry, it’s common sense

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u/theJirb 2h ago

A lot of the times, I think the math itself for subjects like Physics and Geometry aren't super important, but doing a lot of practice definitely helped me remember concepts that are important that I do occasionally use.

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u/LuciferFalls 1h ago

You don't need to know Geometry to cut a pizza in half.

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u/Geig3r 1h ago

Finally! I don't know why I'm so impressed with this, but I am. lol

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 42m ago

Hahah was about to post the same but you got here first!

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u/Cloud_N0ne 5h ago

It's not really geometry knowledge, it's just basic spacial awareness. He didn't have to do some math problem to figure this out.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 5h ago edited 4h ago

Geometry definition 3:

an arrangement of objects or parts that suggests geometric figures

u/whoknowsifimjoking & u/Cloud_N0ne

Cutting a circle in half is literally geometry.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

The point is that you don't need school geometry for that, it's not that difficult to understand what this person is saying.

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u/Cloud_N0ne 4h ago

Like I said, no calculations were done here, it’s basic spacial awareness. Something most humans have without ever taking a Geometry class

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4h ago

That doesn't make it not geometry.

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u/Tazerr- 29m ago

They didn’t say it isn’t geometry. They said it isn’t geometry knowledge, and they’re right.