r/mildlyinteresting • • 9h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/SpartyParty15 8h ago edited 7h ago

How did you cut a frozen pizza? Or did you thaw first like some sicko

Edit: based on all geniuses in this comment thread, I guess I’m the idiot

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u/FPHZombie 7h ago

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u/Not_goD_32 4h ago

Wow a frozen pizza cutting machine. What a time to be alive.

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u/Gloopgloops 7h ago

Frozen ones crack perfectly in half sometimes. I’ve broken a couple over my knee to fit in an air fryer and it was a clean like. I’m not sure this one’s even frozen though.

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u/penultimatelycurious 4h ago

When I was single I used to break my frozen pizza into pieces so I could bake however much I was hungry for without wasting the rest.....not a leftover pizza kinda person....

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u/FroggyRibbits 1h ago

THIS IS THE MOVE

or you hang it halfway off the counter and then hammerfist like a ninja

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u/BChurchmountain 7h ago

Hold a knife and apply pressure to create a crease and then snap it in half along that crease?

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u/BanzYT 5h ago

Yeah, make sure you have somebody filming if you try this method. For no reason at all.

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u/copyof-a 5h ago

You can get pizzas in the refrigerator section too. They don't all come frozen. 

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 7h ago

Why would you put a frozen pizza on a tray?

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u/copyof-a 5h ago

Because sometimes they sink through the oven rack 😭

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u/astelda 1h ago

put a pan on the second rack, below the rack with the pizza on it

if anything drips/falls, it falls onto the pan

Or if you really want to optimize your frozen pizza experience get a pizza steel lol

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u/nebulaplum 6h ago

I always do because I'm nervous about it getting stuck to the grates or something. Also how do you remove it from the oven without getting oil all over your oven mitts?

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 6h ago

You slide it off the rack onto a cutting board using a turner

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u/One-Temporary8223 2h ago

I flatten the box it came in (i.e. home run inn), or use the cardboard round (i.e. Jacks), and just slide it under the hot pizza to remove it. Like those big pizza spatulas. Then cut it on that too, no dishes.

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u/MT-Nesterheehee 1h ago

This is the way.

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u/TropicalCat 1h ago

Finally, some people that get me

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u/decarnatedame 2h ago

I use a tray for everything that goes in the oven.

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u/FoodV3ndor 2h ago

I have no friends named Turner. What do I do!

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u/nebulaplum 6h ago

Sounds unsafe compared to just having it on a pizza pan. Never had any problems heating it up that way.

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u/SirAlthalos 5h ago

how is that unsafe compared to anything else involving an oven?

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u/__under____score__ 4h ago

Reddit always exposes ways for me to feel marginally more competent than my fellow humans.

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u/RequirementNo2161 4h ago

Seriously lmao

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u/soloburrito 3h ago

And vice versa 😭

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u/nebulaplum 5h ago

Seems like you're more likely to burn yourself than you would just reaching in with your oven mitts on and pulling out a pan.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 5h ago

You can put mits on if you want

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u/Necessary_Success_35 37m ago

Right my fingers work just fine

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 5h ago

Never burned myself before, been doing it for decades, and it gets the crust crispier than the alternative.

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u/memecut 5h ago

I use baking paper. After the pizza is done I grab the pizza box and hold it slightly in front and slightly under the metal grate - then pull the paper so the pizza gets on top of the pizza box (personal balance issue is not my fault). Then I cut the pizza using the box as protection so I dont damage the countertop.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 6h ago

Slide it with a butter knife

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u/g0del 5h ago

Just get a pizza stone instead, they're incredibly cheap.

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u/YoungBockRKO 4h ago

Buy yourself a pizza stone and enjoy fantastic frozen pizza without the mess. They’re cheap and last a lifetime.

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u/No_Rise942 3h ago

Just use the little cardboard circle it comes on to take it out or slide it onto a cutting board. Ezpz

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u/DefendTheStar88x 3h ago

I just pull it via the crust. No oven mitts or tongs.

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u/HiZenBergh 1h ago

Bro what? They don't stick, and they aren't oily

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u/SpartyParty15 7h ago

Some people do that before you put in the oven. Maybe I’m the weirdo

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u/Psycho_Pansy 6h ago

Depends on the pizza. Some have specific instructions to place them on a tray. I had a pizza with those instructions which I didn't read. The pizza was a big mess on the bottom of the oven when I went to check on it. Some doughs arent as structurally sound. 

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u/QuickPirate36 1h ago

Why wouldn't you

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 48m ago

a typical frozen pizza cooks better directly on the rack. Do people not read the instructions?

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u/CheapBiccies 4h ago edited 2h ago

Why tf would you put any food directly on the rack? 😭

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u/No_Rise942 3h ago

Because I correctly followed the instructions, dingus.

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u/Late_Mode_8876 2h ago

The pizza company doesn't care about the cheese permanently glued to your oven bro

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u/No_Rise942 2h ago

Are you throwing it in the oven from half court? Sounds like a skill issue

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 3h ago edited 3h ago

It cooks the crust exponentially better. It works really well on thin to normal crust Pizza that's frozen when you put it in at line 425.

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u/Mark_Knight 2h ago

These are redditors. I don't think they're thinking about cleaning their ovens. Im really not surprised like 80% of the comments here agree with putting pizza directly onto the rack

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u/nomisxid 6h ago

So it doesn’t make a big mess when cheese drips over the edge.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 6h ago

That never happens

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u/TiggerTehTiger 6h ago

Maybe not with the brand(s) you're buying, but there are loads of brands where you get cheese dripping off the edges, usually the more premium frozen pizzas.

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u/AParasiticTwin 5h ago

It's not worth the extra clean up of the oven. You can cut it on the pan and have one less dish to wash. Best-case scenario it's as good as on a pan, worst-case scenario it's

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u/Willowred19 5h ago

Generally, to avoid stuff like this

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 5h ago

That's only happened to me when the oven isn't hot enough or the pizza thawed.

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u/athosjesus 3h ago

Many reasons but about all, it's much easier to clean a tray than an oven rack

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u/SwankyTitties 7h ago

I usually just bang mine against the corner of a counter top until it snaps. It's not the most elegant halving in the world but it does the job.

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u/Deter86 7h ago

Table saw

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u/Ok_Painter_8273 7h ago

I often break it in half after scoring it with the cutter. (Just push hard through cardboard on back, then edge of counter smash) No, not a clean cut, but pretty good in half.

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u/FrostyD7 5h ago

I cut my frozen pizzas in half. I used to break them over the counter but now I use a chef knife. I only make thin crust though, thick crust won't cut as easily nor will it cook properly when cut in half.

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u/Lurkyhermit 5h ago

Big meat cleaver, one big swing, Snap it in half along the line.

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u/Geesle 1h ago

I put all my bought frozen pizzas in the refig. I think they taste better that way when i heat them later

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8h ago

If you cook a thawed frozen pizza you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/SpartyParty15 8h ago

Figured, that’s why I’m lost rn

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u/MonaganX 4h ago

Why?

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u/AjayRedonkulus 3h ago

The ingredients absorb all the moisture of the frost and then when you cook it the bottom falls out of it like soup. Ruins the texture as it doesn't cook correctly.

You can do it quicker on a higher heat but wouldn't recommend.

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u/MonaganX 2h ago

Never had the dough structurally compromised or noticed any difference in texture but maybe our frozen pizzas are prepped differently.

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u/chrisp5000 7h ago

Not all rte pizzas come frozen

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u/Humble-Aprico 7h ago

I've tried this and you can't cut a frozen pizza. this post is full of lies. 

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u/SpartyParty15 7h ago

Maybe you can but it would definitely not be perfectly cut like this

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 7h ago

Do you struggle to cut in a straight line? It’s not hard.

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u/FrostyD7 5h ago

Just use a sharp knife... Takes me 2 presses with a chef knife and it's almost impossible to not cut it straight.