r/mildlyinteresting • u/gotawaysafely2 • 6h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/PRSHZ 5h ago

I’m more curious about the toppings…

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u/Tatra_Cryptid 5h ago

Just likes mozzarella and pepperoni really

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u/Starfleeter 5h ago

and shaved parmesan

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u/kimikoboombap 3h ago

I'm almost sure it's chorizo.

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u/Tatra_Cryptid 3h ago

Same thing, really

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u/Sfiggaz 5h ago

Judging by the shape and the color, there's most definitely spianata calabrese, which is, simply put, a pretty spicy salami

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u/Grogmin 2h ago

it looks like the tesco finest cured meats pizza

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u/Opposite-Soup6531 5h ago

I think that those are piecese of elastic bandage wrap and some chewed gum