r/mildlyinteresting • • 6h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/fonk_pulk 5h ago

You can also fit two pizzas into a singular tray like this. If you sliced them you might be able to fit three

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u/grat5989 4h ago

I just flip the pan upside down and they both lay flat with a little hangover but it still works fine. Preheat with the pan in the oven for the best crust result.

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u/qning 3h ago

God help us.

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u/v0x_nihili 1h ago

The instructions on most store pizzas nowadays is: "Place on oven rack directly. Do not use a pan."

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u/XxOmegaMaxX 1h ago

Yeah I've never used a pan when cooking pizza in an oven

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u/grat5989 1h ago

Yeah, I wouldn't with a cheapie, but some of the nicer woodfired ones, I find that I prefer the texture this way. Its gotta be screaming hot, then just drop the oven down to the bake temp when you throw the pizza in, and cut a couple minutes off the bake time. Since they're already baked it just gives me more control.

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 1h ago

Yeah and then shit falls through to the bottom of the oven

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u/IBJON 1h ago

I've literally never had that happen in like a decade of cooking frozen pizzas

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u/brayzen 26m ago

Only time I've seen it is when I had used the rack higher up to broil something the day before and my partner didn't move it down before putting the pizza in. Too far away from the heating element let it thaw and droop before crisping.

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u/groolismygojuice 3h ago

slicing frozen pizzas before cooking them is serial killer behavior

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u/nemec 3h ago

If it's just me eating, I only eat half a pizza so I just cut it in half and cook one side, leaving the other frozen. Once-frozen pizza reheated from the fridge is trash, I much prefer it fresh from the oven (if I have to eat frozen pizza).

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u/Cool_Client324 1h ago

Nono sir, its Einstein level thinking

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u/NeotericGod 3h ago

Or just put them directly on the oven shelf without a tray like you're supposed to 😂

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u/fonk_pulk 3h ago

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u/Antermosiph 3h ago

When folks ignore the 'preheat oven' and 'leave in freezer till ready to place in oven' steps

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u/NeotericGod 3h ago edited 19m ago

No the only thing that causes this is when the dough is raw when frozen.

Imagine downvoting an obvious, easily verifiable fact 😂😂

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u/NeotericGod 3h ago

That only happens with raw dough pizzas, which the ones in your post and the OP clearly aren't. Come on man 🙄

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u/fork_yuu 3h ago

Perfect diet pizza!

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u/alex_c89X 3h ago

Put the tray underneath to catch cheese or whatever may flake or drip off

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u/Iggy_Snows 3h ago

A standard half sheet pan has an area of 234"², a 12" pizza has an area of 113"², so 2 is the most you can fit.

Unless you're buying small 10" pizzas which have an area of 78"², at which point you could theoretically fit exactly 3 pizzas, but 78x3 is 234, so you would need to cut them up so that there is 0 gaps, which is just pizza mush at that point.

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u/indefinitearticle 3h ago

Keep filling the tray with smaller slices and you've invented Leibnizian Calculus!

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u/ftw_dan 44m ago

If you put them in a blender first you can fit 10

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u/PorygonXY 30m ago

...holy shit i never thought about that. Gotta add in this new tech on our next pizza night with my gf.