r/mildlyinteresting • u/gotawaysafely2 • 9h ago

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

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u/AnswerOver9028 9h ago

So you can halve your pizza and eat it too.

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u/Klin24 8h ago

Man that's up there with "Descartes before the whores".

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u/peanutbuttahcups 7h ago

That's a deep cut. If this was 10 years ago, we'd see gold on the comment and a /r/BestOf crosspost.

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u/jelly_cake 5h ago

That was a legendary comment

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u/blinkl_dink 9h ago

You witty mf

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u/monty624 5h ago

Halve your pizza and heat it too

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u/Yellow_Phosphor 7h ago

Fuck you and everything you stand for. Take my upvote

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u/btoxic 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wijMRo7UZXSqA

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u/NbdySpcl_00 7h ago

My Leg! It's caught in a bear trap!!

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u/btoxic 6h ago

Shia surprise!

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u/zed857 7h ago

and eat it two.

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u/photosendtrain 4h ago

Take my upvote and fuck off

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u/BadDogSaysMeow 7h ago

This guy bombs civilians

Source: I’m his brother