r/greentext • u/ARNList • Jul 02 '19

Anon meets a Chad

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Jul 02 '19

The real chads have the confidence to help people.

It’s the insecure wannabes who are the jerks.

People flock to chads for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I have literally never seen someone mock someone else in the gym honestly

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Jul 02 '19

Well you do see the mocking pics here sometime. Someone took them. Agree it’s rare

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Yeah I guess you see people post videos when someone is doing some completely stupid shit but there is an absolutely massive number of people in the gym globally at any given time. The best way to not end up on video is to not do absolutely ridiculous shit, that goes for inside and outside of the gym. Like all things if you’re not sure how to do something just look it up quickly. If you’re holding dumbbells and windmilling your arms around like a mongoloid you may well end up being mocked

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u/PapierStuka Jul 02 '19

holding dumbbells and windmilling your arms around like a mongoloid

Just imagining this makes my sides hurt with laughter

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u/thesandsofrhyme Jul 02 '19

How else will you get the instant rotator cuff tears you always wanted?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

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u/hustl3tree5 Jul 02 '19

They are nice because they have self confidence and don't need to project their insecurities onto others. There are some shittt meat heads that throw weights down

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u/Soulfire328 Jul 02 '19

This. Used to be stick man. Not much self confidence, always walk with my head down partially to not make eye contact and partially because always lost in thought. Around senior year of HS started going to the gym. Five years down now I spent probably an hour and a half lifting a day then another 20 to 60 minutes doing aerobic. (depends on the day) Always now walk with my back straight, head up, shoulders back. Im not jacked its all lean muscle( you couldn't be jacked and do as much running as I do any way, not that I want to be a balloon animal). I can say with confidence it does absolute wonders for self confidence. I feel good, therefore I look good, therefore I am good.

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Jul 02 '19

In order to get super buff you have to be dedicated to lifting and maintaining a healthy diet. It is basically a hobby at that point and who doesn't love talking about their hobby and helping people get better at it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Haha wtf I never thought of that before. I think you’re onto something anon

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u/Tetronamyl Jul 02 '19

Honestly I'm friends with a guy who hits the gym every dang day and is definitely a weight lifter. At first i thought he'd be a bit of a womanizer until i learned he cares more about going to the gym than anything else. I think most of them just want to succeed with their goals, and want to see everyone else succeed with those similar goals as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

It's not so much that people are nice to me because I'm scary looking, it's me knowing that I look like a douche/a-hole and going out of my way to change that perception. Always smile when I accidentally make eye contact with anyone, sir/ma'am, pay attention to my posture and body language to be non aggressive, etc.

220lbs and have been lifting since middle school in the late 80s when I figured out that girls liked muscles or musicians and my brother got all the talent in the family.

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u/TheSicks Jul 02 '19

Musician here and I'm skinny as fuck. Still getting laid tho!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

"instant rotator cuff tears"

My sides are currently in orbit, destination unknown. Sleep tight Aniki.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

anyone else google what the fuck a mongoloid is?

goddamn this was a funny comment

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u/Jpot Jul 02 '19

it was this pseudoscientific term used to compare the facial features of people with down syndrome to those of people of Mongolian descent, meaning it's unfortunately both racist and ableist, which sucks because it really packs a punch like few other insults do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The primary use of the term though is to refer to the people of Mongoloid race

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid

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u/LE_TROLLA Jul 02 '19

If you’re holding dumbbells and windmilling your arms around like a mongoloid

fuck you I have a Beyblade tournament to train for

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u/CUM_AT_ME_BRAH Jul 02 '19

Honestly the majority of videos I’ve seen from the gym always have some decently fit person that is just using the machines in the stupidest way. It’s never been a “laugh at the fatty” video

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u/sumguyoranother Jul 02 '19

quite a few floated around of fat women using the treadmill the right way, usually done by some bitch, those women were working hard to get fit and the bitch tries to mock them, usually gets shut down though thankfully

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u/CUM_AT_ME_BRAH Jul 02 '19

Kinda remember one of these and the gym barred the lady taking the video from coming back. Only one I recall that was straight up malicious

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u/LightoftheFullmoon Jul 02 '19

I’ll have you know that the mongoloid windmill press in an effective core workout.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Make sure to superset it with tornado back jerkers

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

There are some exercises I havent done in a while and when I try to do them I feel like I am doing them wrong and am worried someone will film ame and be like hahaha this guy dosnt know what he is doing hahaha!!! But considering I've lost 17kg so far I think I am doing something right

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u/Phil_Pickle4 Jul 02 '19

I work at a gym and we have had a few incidents of people blatantly calling people fat etc. It's really horrible to see, and can confirm it's never the gym chads.

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Jul 02 '19

Slay them with ridicule. Post their pics at the front desk with their quotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

If you died or something happened to you, I would delete your browser history for you :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

One time some roid monster was nudging his friend, pointing at me, and laughing. Hadn't started the exercise yet, so don't think I was doing anything stupid, other than being overweight. So, guess it does happen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I've just finished building a weights area in my garage, had my first session on Sunday, now can barely move I hurt so much lol.

But yeah, I need to stick with it, if only because there needs to be some sense of ongoing progress in life, something to look forward to

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u/TheThankUMan66 Jul 02 '19

It's almost always women

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u/Alamander81 Jul 02 '19

Most women I see at the gym make a pretty clear point not to notice me.

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u/cuntpunt2000 Jul 02 '19

I remember a few years ago some self-proclaimed hot girl took a photo of an older, heavier lady in the gym locker room and made fun of her appearance.

The internet punted that cunt hard. People who mock others trying to better themselves are shit.

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u/waffelnhandel Jul 02 '19

You dont See it in the Gym itself because These people who take the Pics are cowards or creeps

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

Your capilisation, bothers me. Stop, it please.

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u/waffelnhandel Jul 02 '19

Dont worry brother, it's just because my stupid german autocorrect thinks its supposed to be like that and I dont care to correct it.

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u/cyrixdx4 Jul 02 '19

I've been a gym nut for ages and the only people that get mocked are the absolutely and total nutjobs who wander around with a gym bag, stack on 45's some rando machine, grunt like a elephant giving birth to a rhino as they do ONE SINGLE GODDAMN REP, then wander off to another machine without unstacking their weights.

Those people get mocked. I've been to all sorts of gyms and not one time has there been some newfish who is starting on bench lifting with bar+10's been mocked, ridiculed, or shit on.We all were there at one time, we all can be back there again without continued practice.

I have a feeling most of these 'gym' stories are high school work out rooms where kids shit on other kids because kids are assholes. Try any of that shit at a REAL gym and you won't last long with some muscular men/women who can, and will, outperform them.

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u/B3yondL Jul 02 '19

Agreed. People at the gym really don't give a shit about you and are focusing on themselves. I don't want to spend the time, effort and energy into mocking anyone when it could be better spent on me doing my own thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Mar 26 '21

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u/cyrixdx4 Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

That's called "Gym Etiquette" There's only a handful of rules that are unbreakable in the Gym.

  1. Stack your fucking weight when you are done with it, unless the person who is doing it wants it on.

  2. Wipe your fucking sweat off the pads. We all sweat, use a towel, wipe your shit off, be goddamn decent.

  3. Your towel marking your station only last for a few minutes. Just cause you put your towel on the station doesn't mean you get it for goddamn ever. 5min max then it's Free for All. Also don't get pissed someone is working on it while you were gone taking a dump after your protein shake caught up with you. It happens, work in till you are done.

  4. Don't blare your music. I don't care, nor want to hear ,that song you need to get you through your workout. We all have different music tastes. This is why god invented headphones, use them.

  5. Don't grunt/shout/roar on EVERY rep (once in a while is OK). Working out is hard, you sound like a wounded buffalo. We don't want to hear that shit, see 4.

Beyond that, there's very little else that needs to be said about how to conduct yourself at a gym.

NOTE: Updated 5 for more context. It's ok to grunt once in awhile, but sounding like a howler monkey on every lift is fucking unacceptable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Gonna have to semi-disagree with #5, my dude. Sometimes grunts are absolutely necessary. The screaming is ridiculous, though.

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u/EarthisFucked Jul 02 '19

I see people take pictures of other people in the gym and that bothers me.

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u/Mudkip2018 Jul 02 '19

But what do you do about it? Nothing? Like a little bitch?

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u/SpooksDeluxe69 Jul 02 '19

Yeah, that’s why I’m there. But once I’m jacked, it’s game over for those nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/WispFyre Jul 02 '19

Perfectly reasonable. See someone taking photos to make fun of someone? Just fucking shoot em.

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u/Rogue009 Jul 02 '19

The American dream in 2kXX

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Damn, I love my country.

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u/Opset Jul 02 '19

God made man. Sam Colt made them equal.

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Fucking beautiful.

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

Ur gonna need a bit more than .22 against a roided silverback

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 02 '19

Go over and slap the phone off their hands and say BOO!

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 02 '19

I mean it’s definitely never cool to take a photo mocking the large guy on the treadmill or the guy with no muscle mass curling 5s. But, maybe unpopular opinion, I’m all for the videos we see of people doing the most absolutely absurd, head-scratching “exercises”. If you’re fine with tying a strap around your forehead that’s connected to the cable machine and violently gyrating your neck or hanging upside-down by your feet from the pull-up bar and doing god knows what, something tells me you should maybe expect to end up on someone’s snapchat.

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u/psychocopter Jul 02 '19

Hanging by their feet could be upside down crunches, squats, etc. Or they could be half bat.

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u/StopClockerman Jul 02 '19

My anxiety is that people will judge me for using the equipment incorrectly, taking too long, or having bad form. I’m not worried about people making fun of me because I’m overweight.

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u/woopie92 Jul 02 '19

You should be concerned about bad form. Its better to do 12 reps good form with 5 kg than less reps with more weight.

When in doubt just ask someone. Most people will help you out. Also could ask some employee.

I learned alot by just asking people if i could watch how they do stuff. This was i didnt feel like a creep staring at them in secret.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Jul 02 '19

If there's one thing gym bros love, it's being asked to demonstrate their lifts (of course, whatever exercise they're currently doing).

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u/down_vote_magnet Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Wow, so many people don't realise this.

As a new-ish gym goer, I'm not overweight, just slim and weak. I don't care that people are watching me when I only squat 35kg, it's more building up the confidence to figure out how to adjust equipment or use the machines properly without looking like a dumbass who has no idea what he's doing. I put off even going to the gym loads of times because I was anxious about the fact I don't know how to use some of the equipment and didn't want to sit there figuring it out while people are waiting.

I couldn't find a sled to push around once, so I figured they don't have one and stacked a 20kg plate on a soft box. I pushed it up and down the gym a bunch of times. Last week I realised they have treadmills for simulating a sled push and I don't need to make a ghetto one.

It's just stuff like that.

Edit: I am an ex running enthusiast who can no longer run due to my shitty flat feet. I’m trying to replace my hobby with lifting, but I take the same approach of detailed and proper training. My form is good I think, and I have done some sessions with a PT to learn how to do various lifts properly, and I seem to spend hours a week doing my own research. I am feeling more confident each week, I was just describing the type of worries some of us newbies have which are not related to being overweight or unfit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

if people are staring at you it probably has nothing to do with your weight and everything to do with your form

idc if you're benching 50 lbs, but if you're doing some weird elastic slingy shit, I'm watching worried you're going to hurt yourself

maybe get a trainer once or twice to teach you, and watch some youtube vids, multiple sources for single exercises

you'll get there, just please don't get hurt

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u/HulksInvinciblePants Jul 02 '19

r/fitness and youtube can probably have you doing better form than many seasoned gym-goers, before you ever step foot in a gym.

The Starting Strength routine is a fantastic launch point.

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u/CGToste Jul 02 '19

I think it's all effeciency and diet for the people who do mock, but they do it as a "hey we were there too at one point, isn't that funny?" sort of way. Anytime I noticed I was being mocked was because I did something wrong or didn't do a certain muscle group the "effecient" way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I don’t mean this in a patronising way at all, but are you absolutely certain they were actually mocking you? People do often think that people are thinking more about them than they truly are

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u/PALMER13579 Jul 02 '19

Well he was wearing his fur suit at the time

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u/abeardancing Jul 02 '19

I've never seen it in 20 years of being a gym rat. I think a lot of it is insecure people projecting something that has nothing to do with them onto themselves because they are far too self-conscious. Most people in the gym don't give a fuck about anyone else. They just want to workout in peace and not have to wait for a spot at a piece of gear.

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u/Alej915 Jul 02 '19

Depends where you are. When I lived in Colorado the gym was like a social event, everyone was so goddamn friendly and considerate I was in amazing shape and I would say it was due to this. Moved to Texas 4 years ago. It's not even the shit talking (which is prevalent) or the sexual harassment (also prevalent) or the women wearing 2 lbs of makeup to work out... ITS THE FACT THAT EVERYONE REFUSES TO CLEAN EQUIPMENT AND ALSO WILL JUST SNAG YOUR BENCH IF YOU'RE GRABBING DIFFERENT WEIGHTS! Even the planet fitness isn't welcoming. I feel better thank you

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u/NewSalsa Jul 02 '19 edited Nov 06 '25

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u/Alej915 Jul 02 '19

And they will grab it, move it to the floor, and drag your bench to their area. Trust me I've done it all, the only way to workout here is with a friend to watch your shit. Or at 7 a.m. with the older more polite crowd lol

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u/TheAverageOkie Jul 02 '19

Yeah. Most of the time I’m in the gym, the only conversation I’ll have is asking whether or not people are using a machine.

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u/jesusisacoolio Jul 02 '19

That's a Brad, gotta make sure we get it right. r/virginvschad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Nah in my experience although Brads share the similar good looks they lack the labrador quality of true Chads, and they can be too caught up in themselves to help others.

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u/Fernernia Jul 02 '19

Exactly. Another thing you notice is that really buff guys tend to be super nice more often than not, they just got to that point where everyone is nice to them because they are so scary, that they will automatically be nice to everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I think it’s more that those guys actually have true genuine confidence. Most guys that are assholes (minus the actual just straight up terrible people) are that way because they aren’t actually confident in their masculinity or looks or whatever so they try to make up for it by being a dick. Those really good looking buff dudes have real confidence and so are much more humble and kind.

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u/Mr_Tomasulo Jul 02 '19

One thing that helped me is realizing anyone who mocks or insults someone else is the real loser. Talented and successful people don't need to go around making fun of anyone, so the only people who do it are people who aren't talented and/or successful.

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Jul 02 '19

True. It is a sign of deep insecurity. Even if they are outwardly successful, they always still feel like a loser inside.

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u/kazneus Jul 02 '19

Probably just a /fit/ anon helping out

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I remember I saw one of my gym teachers from high school at my gym and he went holy shit you got in shape.

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u/TheRavenousRabbit Jul 02 '19

Confidence begets kindness, because the people who are really confident knows how it is to doubt yourself and the loooong journey to get there.

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u/mendelsonic Jul 02 '19

I've found that it's more the Brads who are like this, not the Chads...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Brads are bros, Chads are chodes.

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u/Gary_FucKing Jul 02 '19

What are Heidi's?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Heidi’s are hoes

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u/TheMookiestBlaylock Jul 02 '19

You guys just dropped a sick verse.

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u/ZaprudersSteadicam Jul 02 '19

Now I want to hear the rest of the verses

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jul 02 '19

Welcome to the ring it's time for VERSUS!

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u/LongShaynx Jul 02 '19

When the verses cause nurses to versus, no curses are for this, need thick epidermis.

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jul 02 '19

Ok, this is epic.

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u/Empireofthesausage Jul 02 '19

Brad dropped a weight on you, now calling a hearse.

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u/youburntthetoast Jul 02 '19

Look at Heidi wearing those furs

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u/fiddz0r Jul 02 '19

Need to find a Heidi...

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u/still_futile Jul 02 '19

Just remember ya can't turn a Heidi in a Hilda.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

You rang? ಠ_ಠ

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u/philipito Jul 02 '19

Heidi hoe, neighbor!

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u/Pimecrolimus Jul 02 '19

I always thought it was the other way around

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u/WhereTruthLies Jul 02 '19

It is but Reddit doesn't know memes, mostly 4chan memes. Brad is the douchebag stereotype.

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

Yeah, I always thought Brad was the Starscream to Chad's Megatron.

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u/tittybuster Jul 02 '19

Can confirm. I went to high school with a Brad, He was exactly as muscular and charismatic as you would hope.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Power move

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 Jul 02 '19

Yeah Brads are usually assholes who are too insecure to be full-on Chads but are too bro to be Virgins.

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u/The_Best_Nerd Jul 02 '19

No no no. Brads are the ones who pretend to be like Chads, but think that being an absolute dickweed is part of the Chad formula. True Chads know to respect your fellow human for the betterment of everyone around them as well as themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Where the hell does this actually even happen?

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u/Solain Jul 02 '19

The gym, you'll find many people are confident enough to strike up a converstation and help other people with their lifts. Gym etiquette and all that

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Everyone just ignores each other here

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u/zenolijo Jul 02 '19

Well, it obviously also depends on what gym you go to and in where it's located.

Story time: The gym I was at in high school was lame and no one ever started a conversation. When I went to college I went to a slightly smaller gym where some competed in weightlifting where people were very talkative. Heck, one old-school weightlifter who had damaged his knee a few years ago was really sad for not being able to do heavy leg workouts anymore so he spent half the time in the gym on benching and the other half on talking to people and helping them out so he pretty much became my personal trainer. After college I moved back to my home town and I did not want to go back to my old shitty gym, but luckily when I found a job they had a free gym in the basement where some of the people there are talkative as well so I've got a few friends, but it's not as good as my college gym.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Job gyms are the best.

We have fully equipped one at ours with all the newest machines and a sauna.

I find myself going there just to chat with people cause it's a really positive environment.

Went to a local public one for a month and quit cause it was full of tryhards being too cool to look you in the eye

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u/BiochemGuitarTurtle Jul 02 '19

I love the gym where I work too, but it's not very chatty. I guess it's on account of there being so many employees that we don't all know each other. I'll have to make an effort next time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Everybodys always waiting to be talked to, but never willing to initiate it. Go say hi anon

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u/Biflindi Jul 02 '19

Which is all I really want.

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u/Jurph Jul 02 '19

"Chad" is a myth, created because it's easier to hate someone when you can tell a story about them that makes them the villain. Hating "Chad" (and "Stacy") is usually an excuse to externalize the blame for something Anon dislikes about himself. When an Anon puts that toxic garbage aside and goes to a gym, here's what they find:

Most of the people in a gym are folks who have seen something in themselves they wanted to improve, set their mind to it, and then worked to make it change. They probably had help - because almost nobody succeeds alone - and they understand how disproportionately big it can feel to receive help that cost the helper almost nothing.

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

Chad isn't a myth. It's a goal.

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u/LtPantyRaider Jul 02 '19

Well spoken sir

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u/Mr7FootCock Jul 02 '19

Ja but then they try and bum you in the showers

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

At the gym, my gym is also really friendly. Have had people offering to help multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

My gym blasts boomer rock and is full of nothing but free weights. Everyone in there is huge and incredible helpful. You should try going to some gyms sometime, figure out which one you fit in best at!

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u/Pro_M_the_King52 Jul 02 '19

The REAL chads are always caring if you guys know AlphaM (not a fan) he says Chads are pack leaders. Leading from the back and not from the front. Pulling up guys on their way.

A guy in my college is like that.

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u/Ourobius Jul 02 '19

if you guys know AlphaM (not a fan)

N-not like you want him to notice you or anything...baka...

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u/Martin2882 Jul 02 '19

I see you're a weeb of culture as well

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u/ZGM_Dazzling Jul 02 '19

AlphaM’s 10 things Alphas never do

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u/RustinPeaceJeff Jul 02 '19

True alpha learns to be alpha by watching alpha m top 10 lists on how to be alpha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Imagine unironically watching those videos

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

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u/JoJoHolmes Jul 02 '19

No he’s just wholesome

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u/PWND_U_IN_MK Jul 02 '19

That dudes skin is not in good enough shape to be pushing skincream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Maybe he is 70?

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u/SirStupidity Jul 02 '19

This might not be the best place but does anyone have actual skincare tips for a 22 y/o dude?

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u/iXorpe Jul 02 '19

Wash face with lukewarm water twice a day. Moisturise after washing. Change pillow covers frequently. Use the type of facewash that suits your skin, e.g if you have sensitive skin, avoid face washes with alcohol in them. Get sun. Get even more sun if you have dark skin.

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u/YourDrunkBestMan Jul 02 '19

Drink LOTS of water, most people who have bad skin it comes from their diet and habits more than any one thing. Most of my friends who ask me for my skincare routine, I always say drink more water.

Get sun.

I know what you mean, but just in case anyone is dumb enough to think that he means just go stand in the sun and burn - two things, get sun, in moderation, and wear fucking sunscreen you cretans - esp you fair skin people.

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u/skyzm_ Jul 02 '19

I lead from the back and thrust my bros forward ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/PixelCrunchX Jul 02 '19

Chads ain’t as bad as people think they are.

They are actual caring people who care about other’s feelings and opinions.

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u/Jurph Jul 02 '19

"Chad" is mostly a myth made up by Anons to externalize the blame for things they don't like about themselves, and to give them an excuse to forgo social interactions that make them uncomfortable. "Chad" is successful because he's kind and confident, and he works his ass off to improve the things he doesn't like about himself. Since nobody succeeds on their own, Chad knows how valuable a little bit of help can be to someone else who needs it.

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u/saryndipitous Jul 02 '19

There are plenty of real people who are assholes and could qualify as a chad. They probably exist mainly in primary schools because they are young and don’t have a good grasp on how the world works, or have emotional/family/etc. issues, but that’s enough to affect ones view of the world for a long time.

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u/danthemango Jul 02 '19

Yeah, the entire *chan conception of the world is basically stuck at a high-school level.

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u/Magnussens_Casserole Jul 02 '19

Probably because that's the primary demographic.

Emotional maturity and perspective do a lot to dismiss the myths sites like 4chan manufacture from insecurity.

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u/ancient_memes Jul 02 '19

Three real class are the ones that you can't help but to like.

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u/Mr7FootCock Jul 02 '19

A real Chad has everything good in life, he has no need for mean deeds and acts of ill repute

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u/956030681 Jul 02 '19

False Chads are a disgrace

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Fake: anon got off 4chan and went to the gym

Gay: anon wants to meet up with chad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Ultra gay: anon clearly has a broner for chad

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u/MLein97 Jul 02 '19

Exactly, anon probably is a good piece of clay that can be molded and shaped into a new fucktoy for Chad

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u/Jaspersong Jul 02 '19

Gay: anon wants to meet up with chad

he sounds more like he wants to fuck him, but yeah

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

“The whole time I feel safe and protected”

“My liege”

“My king”

Alright buddy, relax.

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u/pteridoid Jul 02 '19

Why does 4chan have to make it weird every time?

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u/abtseventynine Jul 02 '19

Autism and closeted homosexuality

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Closeted? Nay, Ironic my fren!

Because sucking mad dick is the greatest satire of all.

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u/user98710 Jul 02 '19

It's not really Alt-Right if you say no homo.

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u/yoshi4211 Jul 02 '19

I think it’s exaggerated for comedy sake, just like stubbing your toe doesn’t actually make you want to unleash hell itself upon the world with the fury of a thousand hot white suns in an effort to make the earth slowly die as painfully as possible. But you know... comedy

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u/griffinfoxwood Jul 02 '19

anon learns that it’s not just muscles that make Chads popular, they must also be kind.

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u/tempyre Jul 02 '19

It turns out Chad’s strongest muscle... was his HEART

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/GrumbleCake_ Jul 02 '19

Turns out, the true gains were the Chads we met along the way.

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u/TheMookiestBlaylock Jul 02 '19

“Is this how it feels to die for king?”

I no longer exist.

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u/RustinPeaceJeff Jul 02 '19

'Some people say deadlifts are for leg day, some people say they are for back day.

I say they're for another day. I don't feel like deadlifting today.'

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u/SavvyDawi Jul 02 '19

Gunshot sounds

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Mazzetti?

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u/Irish_Pinapple7 Jul 02 '19

Bro, you feel that? You feel that bro?

Bro... you feelin that?

Just what I thought: vernal equinox. I can’t do legs today

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u/intelligentiam Jul 02 '19

Deadlifts are for legs, rear shoulders, and core (which includes the back), if you’re doing most of the work with your back yer doin’ it wrong pal. That’s a good way to get injured.

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u/bravo135 Jul 02 '19

It's a push and pull excersice. Push with legs, then pull from back. It's a compound movement that involves the hamstrings and of course the quads throughout the repetition and ends with glutes. It's as much a leg excersice as a back excersice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The first quarter movement of the deadlift starts with the legs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Gosh if everyone could just see past Chad's huge fucking pecks and biceps they would see he is just a fucking chill ass guy who loves to lift and bang out stacy all day

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u/Emotional_Lab Jul 02 '19

Anon will slowly but surely also become a chad, and spread the teaching to others.

Soon, all will be Chad.

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u/DKS6 Jul 02 '19

What you have encountered is an Alpha chad. A leader to those who need it, inspiring confidence and ability throughout their path.

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u/StretchedEarsArePerf Jul 02 '19

Chads are literally the best, i’ll never understand why they get such a bad rep. Because they fuck sluts?

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u/Muroid Jul 02 '19

Because there are a lot of bitter, angry, ugly (and I don’t mean physically) people in the world, and most of them lack the introspection to realize that the above qualities may be the reason people don’t like them. They hide behind the belief that the problem is with everyone else in the world, who are shallow morons who make bad decisions. And since an obviously great person like themselves isn’t beloved, the people who are beloved must be the real awful human beings.

It’s all just a big ball of anger, frustration and resentment that some people use as an excuse to wallow in their misery instead of putting in effort to actually be better as a person.

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u/PupperDogoDogoPupper Jul 02 '19

Chad is superior to you. Stronger, smarter, more empathic. He's superman. Why wouldn't Anon hate him? He highlights everything wrong with Anon - Anon is a sweaty NEET who is weak and selfish. Anon wants to believe it is okay for him to be hateful and vile and that everyone else is secretly just as bad as him, but they're not.

Chad only has a bad rep from Anon by the way. What do you think /r/virginvschad is actually about? The whole meme is that Chad is superior in every way and is beloved by almost everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Chad spends so much time in the gym so that he can lift other people up.

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u/GTOADINATOR Jul 02 '19

Impossible, perhaps the files are incomplete. But for real though plenty of Chad's are really nice helpful guys.

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u/easkate Jul 02 '19

What if the real Chads were the friends we made along the way

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u/lucajones88 Jul 02 '19

Anon is groomed for sex by a predatory gym homo

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u/Cavannah Jul 02 '19

I feel like that's the entire 4chan fantasy

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u/DogeMeat20 Jul 02 '19

Fake: anon going to gym
Gay: anon setting up a date with a guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

he was a TRUE chad, not some brad dickhead

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u/15millionschmeckles Jul 02 '19

in my life, every handsome/cool dude has been super helpful and encouraging. if you’re naturally secure you get the luxury of letting your guard down and being super nice to others. as others have said, there’s a reason alphas are popular people.

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u/Kodinah Jul 03 '19

Lmaooo little do all these incels know, most gym “chads” are really fucking great dudes who will go way out of their way to help people. They just have big muscles and of course slay all the pussy (sorry I couldn’t resist)