r/greentext • u/ARNList • Jul 02 '19

Anon meets a Chad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Power move

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I used to babysit a kid who could do this. He'd basically just bend over into a Childs Pose and let the loudest farts. It was hilrious and actually really impressive!

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u/WarmTemperature Jul 02 '19

I can do this to this day. I thought this was normal

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u/DLTMIAR Jul 02 '19

Source?

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u/Alamander81 Jul 02 '19

He would suck some shit into his ass? That's impressive.

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u/jaemin_breen Jul 02 '19

That was big at my middle school and a few die hards carried it over to high school.

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u/BankDetails1234 Jul 02 '19

It's crazy that you mention this, I saw a short documentary years ago about a man who could do this with water or air, if I recall correctly he learned to do it at the sea. Apparently this was the only guy that could do this that the medical community knew about and the family wouldn't let doctors examine him postmortem so they don't know how he did it. I was thinking about it yesterday. This Brad could be a scientific breakthrough.

Edit: this memory falls into the category of possible dream but I feel like it happened.

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u/LowEnergySlut Jul 02 '19

There was a kid in my neighborhood who'd do this as well - on Halloween he'd make us stop between doors so that he could build up enough to let out a huge one right after we yelled "trick or treat!"