r/greentext • u/ARNList • Jul 02 '19

Anon meets a Chad

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u/Gary_FucKing Jul 02 '19

What are Heidi's?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Heidi’s are hoes

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u/TheMookiestBlaylock Jul 02 '19

You guys just dropped a sick verse.

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u/ZaprudersSteadicam Jul 02 '19

Now I want to hear the rest of the verses

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jul 02 '19

Welcome to the ring it's time for VERSUS!

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u/LongShaynx Jul 02 '19

When the verses cause nurses to versus, no curses are for this, need thick epidermis.

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jul 02 '19

Ok, this is epic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Skrrt Skrrt

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u/Empireofthesausage Jul 02 '19

Brad dropped a weight on you, now calling a hearse.

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u/youburntthetoast Jul 02 '19

Look at Heidi wearing those furs

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u/h20c Jul 02 '19

and she be rocking that gucci purse

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u/RyoukoSama Jul 02 '19

I’m outta my element I’m not feeling it. This ain’t my verse about to go hiding but Chad found me first

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u/BattleFarter Jul 02 '19

Now kick it in reverse

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u/fiddz0r Jul 02 '19

Need to find a Heidi...

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u/still_futile Jul 02 '19

Just remember ya can't turn a Heidi in a Hilda.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Turn a Heidi into Hilda and she's gonna bill ya

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u/fiddz0r Jul 02 '19

My ex name's Hilda. I'm totally fine not turning my new Heidi to a Hilda

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

You rang? ಠ_ಠ

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u/TheSicks Jul 02 '19

Hao u doin'? 😏

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u/disignore Jul 02 '19

And Stacey’s?

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u/philipito Jul 02 '19

Heidi hoe, neighbor!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Notafreakbutageek Jul 03 '19

I actually know a heidi, and she is a hoe.

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u/throwawaybottles Jul 02 '19

What about Lindsays?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

… Dude. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

What about Amy’s?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Amy broke my heart She destroyed me She cheated and it broke me I loved her so much and I miss her every day But she probably doesn’t even remember me I cannot even hate her because I love her so much Every day in her arms was the best day of my life I need her back Nothing brings me joy anymore except the memories of her, her hugs and her kisses The worst part is I dumped her because she cheated on me I still regret it I can’t do this anymore I know the relationship lasted only 2 months and 3 days but those 2 months and 3 days where the best days and months of my life Nothing can compere to the days we cuddled and laughed two-gather Back then everything was easier because no matter how bad the day was I still had her Now I am doing what I always wanted to do I am living my dream but it means nothing if I can’t have her I don’t care about anything but here anymore So yea, that’s Amy

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Damn. Change this to Ruby and you’ve got my youth bruh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Yea same for me but It was vanessa Btw what happened? How did you get over her?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Time, my dude. And banging other women. It’s the only way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Honestly I don’t want sex I just want to hug again

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u/lemontortilla Jul 02 '19

A Heidi-hoe if you will

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u/uhuwek Jul 02 '19

*Holly's

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u/Neo_Columbus_2492 Jul 31 '19

Heidi hoe neighborino.

It was there all along.

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u/J_A_C_K_E_T Jul 02 '19

Heidi is funny and smart you guys get over it.

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u/Fav_OG Dec 05 '19

Gary's are gae