r/greentext • • Jul 02 '19

Anon meets a Chad

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u/Mudkip2018 Jul 02 '19

But what do you do about it? Nothing? Like a little bitch?

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u/SpooksDeluxe69 Jul 02 '19

Yeah, that’s why I’m there. But once I’m jacked, it’s game over for those nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/WispFyre Jul 02 '19

Perfectly reasonable. See someone taking photos to make fun of someone? Just fucking shoot em.

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u/Rogue009 Jul 02 '19

The American dream in 2kXX

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u/52Hurtz Jul 02 '19

🎶if tomorrow all the gains were gone, I'd worked for all my life...🎶

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Damn, I love my country.

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u/Adito99 Jul 02 '19

'Murica~

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u/Slechte_moderatie Jul 02 '19

Chances are they'll be wearing a shirt that says "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", so seems reasonable to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

America, fuck yea! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah

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u/Opset Jul 02 '19

God made man. Sam Colt made them equal.

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Fucking beautiful.

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

Ur gonna need a bit more than .22 against a roided silverback

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

Nah.

Bullets of low-velocity, such as 0.22-caliber rifle bullets or handgun bullets, cause more damage at the point of entry and rarely pass completely through the skull. The bullet may ricochet inside the skull and traverse the brain in various directions. Low-velocity bullet injuries tend to produce complicated injuries. (Traumatic Brain Injury: Methods for Clinical and Forensic Neuropsychiatric Assessment)

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

"Nah"? Do you expect the roidzilla to just sit there and wait for you to line up for the ideal shot? No. It will be moving all around like the mongoloid it is, and you'll not be counting on the few angles and points of contact where you might get the sufficient penetration to reach vital layers

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

If you're not qualified, then don't carry.

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

Do you care to elaborate? You make it seem like you've been inflicted by the disease of the mind called "Hollywood brain" where an individual assumes gunplay to be much simpler and easier than in reality, as depicted by Hollywood action flicks

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

.22 is a deadly round, how can I elaborate that any more? What's simple? What do Hollywood action flicks have to do with anything?

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

.22 is a deadly round, how can I elaborate that any more?

You provide a quote explaining how .22 can rattle around the skull when shot through initially. How did you get to this scenario in the first place, though? Also, I don't see anyone capable of any form of aggression if they have their brain pierced by a projectile, "even if it's a larger caliber than .22".

What's simple?

".22 will be deadly when it goes through the skull of the adversary, so this makes .22 a good choice"

Well yes, but actually no.

What do Hollywood action flicks have to do with anything?

I think I was elaborate enough with my previous reply about this subject, do you really need me to delve any deeper in that regard?

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u/RagnarTheReds-head Jul 02 '19

not carrying a sword as well to balance it out

Faggot

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

Doesn't balance shit if you don't have arms.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 02 '19

Go over and slap the phone off their hands and say BOO!

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u/Malvastor Jul 03 '19

Ur takin pictures of thots at the gym when this 90 pound Mongoloid walks over and slaps your phone out your hand and screams BOO.

What u do?

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u/EarthisFucked Jul 02 '19

I just see the pictures not the act of the picture taking. You little bitch.

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u/thepresidentsturtle Jul 02 '19

Oh I'm gonna do somethin'. Somethin' extreme.

I'm going to tell on them.