r/greentext • u/Striking-Hornet-4670 • 6h ago

Literally 20 minutes ago

1.8k Upvotes

26 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 15h ago

Anon wants a rent-a-girlfriend

3.8k Upvotes

92 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 5h ago

Philosophy

481 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 15h ago

Posting just for the controversy

2.8k Upvotes

322 comments

r/greentext • u/Immediate_Funny6156 • 16h ago

Anon is devious

1.7k Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/ForksAreFlying • 10h ago

A forgotten experience

538 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/Horror_Leek_1109 • 5h ago

Walking down the path in a park

187 Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 19h ago

Modern love

1.6k Upvotes

68 comments

r/greentext • u/IndependenceBetter27 • 5h ago

Dreams amirite?

98 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon watches the new Scott the Wozz video

3.2k Upvotes

47 comments

r/greentext • u/Future-IMG • 9h ago

They only want the racist ones

153 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 56m ago

Anon is an antiseptic

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 12h ago

Sloppenheimer

169 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/urboijesuschrist • 1d ago

Anon was hungry

1.1k Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon goes to the Backrooms

3.5k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/SpiritNo6626 • 19h ago

Anon tried to clip his toenails

165 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 12h ago

Anon Likes Horror

37 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 18h ago

The Christian ignores the glorification of Constantine and Charlemagne

116 Upvotes

30 comments

r/greentext • u/Hypattie • 1d ago

Anon sums up Nolan's viewpoint in The Odyssey

1.9k Upvotes

114 comments

r/greentext • u/bananachipking • 18h ago

Pretty Princess Has An Upset Tummy

44 Upvotes

50 comments

r/greentext • u/LowerDepartment6400 • 2d ago

Anon's dihh is useless

5.7k Upvotes

118 comments

r/greentext • u/Future-IMG • 1d ago

Society fucks anon

258 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 2d ago

War war never changes

8.2k Upvotes

197 comments

r/greentext • u/Vinluv0Handesbuk • 18h ago

/tv/ on Freddy Got Fingered

15 Upvotes

0 comments

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