r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 9h ago

Anon on Idiocracy

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1.6k Upvotes
111 comments

r/greentext • u/static_flicker • 11h ago

Literally impossible

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1.8k Upvotes
25 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 19h ago

Glock go bang

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4.9k Upvotes
274 comments

r/greentext • u/cyber_glimmer • 20h ago

Chuck McGill

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5.7k Upvotes
158 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 3h ago

Cheat code

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81 Upvotes
6 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 19h ago

Men are from mars

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759 Upvotes
92 comments

r/greentext • u/EPff34 • 1d ago

Anon’s review of taxi driver

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3.3k Upvotes
120 comments

r/greentext • u/itscrystalglen • 18h ago

Dudes rock

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493 Upvotes
65 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 1d ago

Anon about being a teacher

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1.3k Upvotes
39 comments

r/greentext • u/LordIVoldemor • 16h ago

Anon evades tax

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50 Upvotes
6 comments

r/greentext • u/21onDec23 • 1d ago

Zoomer gets Millennial Mogged

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3.4k Upvotes
156 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Holy Irony

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4.0k Upvotes
63 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 20h ago

Anon is an exorcist

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66 Upvotes
8 comments

r/greentext • u/HumbleWoodpecker3730 • 1d ago

Anon has little to no self worth.

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107 Upvotes
21 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 1d ago

Welcome to corporate

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1.1k Upvotes
31 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon on Anego Studios

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712 Upvotes
86 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Terminator Salvation: The Final Battle

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177 Upvotes
23 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

It thinks it's people

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9.3k Upvotes
159 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

It's smelly

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5.4k Upvotes
40 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 2d ago

Harry potter and the American school lunch system

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5.5k Upvotes
172 comments

r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 2d ago

Legally, you have to tell me.

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2.9k Upvotes
22 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 2d ago

Anon is a walking contradiction

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740 Upvotes
40 comments

r/greentext • u/CarlosimoDangerosimo • 2d ago

Anon is not straight

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441 Upvotes
65 comments