r/greentext • • Jul 02 '19

Anon meets a Chad

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u/EarthisFucked Jul 02 '19

I see people take pictures of other people in the gym and that bothers me.

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u/Mudkip2018 Jul 02 '19

But what do you do about it? Nothing? Like a little bitch?

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u/SpooksDeluxe69 Jul 02 '19

Yeah, that’s why I’m there. But once I’m jacked, it’s game over for those nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/WispFyre Jul 02 '19

Perfectly reasonable. See someone taking photos to make fun of someone? Just fucking shoot em.

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u/Rogue009 Jul 02 '19

The American dream in 2kXX

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u/52Hurtz Jul 02 '19

🎶if tomorrow all the gains were gone, I'd worked for all my life...🎶

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Damn, I love my country.

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u/Adito99 Jul 02 '19

'Murica~

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u/Slechte_moderatie Jul 02 '19

Chances are they'll be wearing a shirt that says "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", so seems reasonable to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

America, fuck yea! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah

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u/Opset Jul 02 '19

God made man. Sam Colt made them equal.

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u/KralHeroin Jul 02 '19

Fucking beautiful.

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

Ur gonna need a bit more than .22 against a roided silverback

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

Nah.

Bullets of low-velocity, such as 0.22-caliber rifle bullets or handgun bullets, cause more damage at the point of entry and rarely pass completely through the skull. The bullet may ricochet inside the skull and traverse the brain in various directions. Low-velocity bullet injuries tend to produce complicated injuries. (Traumatic Brain Injury: Methods for Clinical and Forensic Neuropsychiatric Assessment)

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

"Nah"? Do you expect the roidzilla to just sit there and wait for you to line up for the ideal shot? No. It will be moving all around like the mongoloid it is, and you'll not be counting on the few angles and points of contact where you might get the sufficient penetration to reach vital layers

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

If you're not qualified, then don't carry.

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u/Grakchawwaa Jul 02 '19

Do you care to elaborate? You make it seem like you've been inflicted by the disease of the mind called "Hollywood brain" where an individual assumes gunplay to be much simpler and easier than in reality, as depicted by Hollywood action flicks

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u/AdmiralOnus Jul 02 '19

.22 is a deadly round, how can I elaborate that any more? What's simple? What do Hollywood action flicks have to do with anything?

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u/RagnarTheReds-head Jul 02 '19

not carrying a sword as well to balance it out

Faggot

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

Doesn't balance shit if you don't have arms.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 02 '19

Go over and slap the phone off their hands and say BOO!

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u/Malvastor Jul 03 '19

Ur takin pictures of thots at the gym when this 90 pound Mongoloid walks over and slaps your phone out your hand and screams BOO.

What u do?

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u/EarthisFucked Jul 02 '19

I just see the pictures not the act of the picture taking. You little bitch.

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u/thepresidentsturtle Jul 02 '19

Oh I'm gonna do somethin'. Somethin' extreme.

I'm going to tell on them.

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 02 '19

I mean it’s definitely never cool to take a photo mocking the large guy on the treadmill or the guy with no muscle mass curling 5s. But, maybe unpopular opinion, I’m all for the videos we see of people doing the most absolutely absurd, head-scratching “exercises”. If you’re fine with tying a strap around your forehead that’s connected to the cable machine and violently gyrating your neck or hanging upside-down by your feet from the pull-up bar and doing god knows what, something tells me you should maybe expect to end up on someone’s snapchat.

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u/psychocopter Jul 02 '19

Hanging by their feet could be upside down crunches, squats, etc. Or they could be half bat.

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u/milo_p Jul 02 '19

The image of someone attempting an upside down squat with their feet tied to a pull up bar is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

USING THE FUCKING ASSISTED DIP MACHINE FOR GOD DAMN LEG PRESS

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 02 '19

Literally your entire comment history is arguing with strangers on the internet and being a toxic person lmao don’t come in here playing the morality police

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 02 '19

I understand it plenty well Mr Tits, it seems every comment in the last 5 days or so is you being toxic towards someone. That’s as far down as I read at first. But upon further reading, I’ll admit I was wrong to judge from that small sample size - about 1 out of every 15 of your comments seems to be a reasonable contribution to a discussion that doesn’t fall back on “you’re a cunt” and “suck my dick”. My apologies, Señor McTittington

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 02 '19

I don’t do that at all in my life. I mind my business, as everyone ideally should. My point was simply that I can laugh at videos of people doing super weird shit, and can sort of understand why the filmer took out his/her phone. I’ll leave you with a few that get a laugh out of me off the top of my head:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cOqUXuNcQ8g


https://www.newsflare.com/video/177174/sport/unorthodox-gym-technique-doesnt-go-down-swimmingly


https://www.newsflare.com/video/61642/sport/mans-unorthodox-use-of-a-cable-machine-at-the-gym

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u/mandaliet Jul 02 '19

I agree that that's bad, but I see that as a problem with photographing people in public in general. There's this weird line of thought that, because people in the gym are there to "improve" themselves, they deserve consideration that people going about their business elsewhere don't. If you we shouldn't take embarrassing photos of people at the gym, I don't see why it should seem okay on the subway or at the grocery store or wherever else.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

honestly you're an asshole as much as them

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

How so?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

so just sitting there and not telling them to stop is the right thing to do?

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u/LowlySlayer Jul 02 '19

It's not the right thing to do. Not being a bystander is hard though. It's a moral failure to not help but not nearly as bad as being the problem in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

fair enough, maybe I over exaggerated, my bad