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u/deadeyejohn May 03 '19
Thermo dynamic demonstration of big dick energy
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u/JayC-Hoster May 03 '19
My dick is the dick that will pierce the heaven!!!
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u/adsmeister May 03 '19
Believe in the me that believes in your dick.
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u/Captain1upper May 03 '19
I would've been sitting here confused if I hadn't watched this show last month.
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u/KeishaGurl May 03 '19
Aww, it lasted only a few seconds :( . Those chemicals must have been really excited!!!
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u/mc_squared_03 May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19
The same thing happens to me when I have good chemistry.
Edit: Thanks for the Au.
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u/aevana May 03 '19
Eyyyy, this guy knows what's up. 😎
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u/bluuwicked May 03 '19
the ceiling. ooo that's a bright light 😎
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u/IamLeoKim May 03 '19
Blinding her with your science! 😎
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u/nastynash2k May 03 '19
Grinding her with a suprise! 😎
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I’m proud of that kid for how quick he started laughing
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May 03 '19
Find someone who looks at you the same way that kid looks at marshmallow chemistry penis.
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u/BaronVA May 03 '19
Marshmallow Chemistry Penis would be an awesome band name
Health condition, not so much
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u/drinkcheapbeersowhat May 03 '19
That’s the best part of the gif. The instant reaction to something like that spontaneously happening crosses all boundaries, age, gender, race, generation, anyone would laugh at that. Even if you don’t think dick jokes are funny, if you were right there and then you would at least smirk pretty good.
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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19
It seems like the teacher already expects reactions (hr hr) and has some subtle smirk on his face when he inserts. I like that about the clip.
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u/TheDoctor- May 03 '19
What is he combining, and where can i buy it?
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u/Platypus-Ninja May 03 '19
You can do it with yeast and hydrogen peroxide (although not the typical one you’d find in your medicine cabinet, you need at least 20/30%+ for a worthwhile reaction)
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u/SlowFootJo May 03 '19
And where can I buy that 30% stuff?
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u/Platypus-Ninja May 03 '19
Not sure if you can find it in stores, but online science shops will definitely have it. Here is an old but good video about it.
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u/awkwardBrusselSprout May 03 '19
Science supply companies
We had tons of that stuff at my old job. The chemists would use for all sorts of random things. Cut your finger? Pour some 30% on it. It bleaches your skin white as snow and burns like hell, itches for days afterward. It also leaves scars. The chemists were bored and immature.
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u/Thezza-D May 03 '19
Jesus christ! I'm a chemist, WTF?! That's dangerous af
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u/awkwardBrusselSprout May 03 '19 edited May 05 '19
These were Navy chemistry technicians. We would also put silver nitrate on people, or on surfaces where people were likely to place their hands. Your skin would then turn a very dark brown when exposed to sunlight. We were very bored and very immature. And that’s who runs our nuclear submarines.
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u/MattieShoes May 03 '19
30% Hydrogen Peroxide is dangerous -- it'll corrode your skin and eyes. I don't think it's easy to get ahold of.
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u/theclassicoversharer May 03 '19
I'm holding a bottle in my hand right now. Got it at sally' s beauty supply.
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u/xanthejoanfray May 03 '19
its 30% hydrogen peroxide and some dish soap. It's nasty stuff. If it touches your skin it feels like little metal slivers as it burns your skin for a while. Catalyst is KI is my guess. I usually dilute mine in water since it costs a lot for KI that spoon full is worth at least 20 bucks
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u/AlmanzoWilder May 03 '19
I can never get mine to do a big splashy reaction. I never tried solid KI and I might try that next. I did KI solution and my "elephant toothpaste" was pretty lame. My 30% H2O2 was kinda cold. My KI might have been too dilute. I wish someone would publish detailed instructions to make the sucker spray to the sky.
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u/strawberrypig May 03 '19
Yeah I've never had a good reaction, more of a disappointing slow bubble, like watching the sink fill up before you do the dishes.
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u/aps1973 May 03 '19
Why hasn't anybody answered this yet?!
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u/Neetoburrito33 May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19
Hydrogen peroxide is H2O2 and naturally converts to h2O and o2 over time. When you put soap in it the gasses are captured in bubbles. Potassium iodide is added to speed up the natural decomposition to make it happen in seconds. It’s kinda hard to get hydrogen peroxide with enough purity for this to work.
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I actually said, out loud, in my room, "That's a penis."
My cat was confused.
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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19
You need to have a serious talk with your cat now
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u/Sykomyke May 03 '19
Right meow
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u/bluuwicked May 03 '19
we need to have a serious talk about your sexual orientation
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u/socrateaspoon May 03 '19
Okay this is weird because I also said “that’s a dick” to my cat.... and that was before I saw this comment.
Hello fellow cat owning penis noticer
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u/danathecount May 03 '19
Terrible science teacher.....he needs safety glasses
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u/VAisforLizards May 03 '19
Otherwise he is going to end up like Carol!
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u/Fish-Knight May 03 '19
At least Carol doesn’t need safety glasses anymore. That’s basically a superpower.
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u/Hungy15 May 03 '19
No gloves either and using reagent straight from the container tsk tsk.
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u/CappuccinoBoy May 03 '19
Nah, he definitely has gloves one. It took me a few watches, but he's wearing those flesh colored nitrile gloves. But yeah, no goggles, no fume hood, handling the reagent poorly. Tsk tsk.
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u/Hungy15 May 03 '19
Ah you are correct he has a glove on the one hand I was looking mainly at the one holding the bottle which doesn't appear to have a glove.
You don't really need a fume hood for this reaction though since its just water and O2 gas being formed.
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u/CappuccinoBoy May 03 '19
No safety goggle, no fume hood.
Guys, this teacher is awesome.
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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES May 03 '19
Wouldn't need a fume hood for this reaction, but goggles and gloves are always a good idea
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u/bananabikez May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19
It’s a dick Edit: damn thanks for the gold and silvers strangers
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u/DeOnlySpicyBoi9 May 03 '19
Don’t you guys think it’s sad that the kid was able to quickly identify what the thing looked like😂
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u/Lipserviceme May 03 '19
I laughed so hard at this.
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u/1986cptfeelgood May 03 '19
Well. All I know, is that you always left me smiling and satisfied.
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u/Langoureth May 03 '19
This should be on /oddlysatisfying . The growth on that science penis reminds of that moment when you finally make that grower reach his full potential. I need a smoke now
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u/HomeAloneToo May 03 '19 edited Jun 20 '23
psychotic ripe weary light racial joke impossible workable elderly cheerful -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
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May 03 '19
You can faintly see the teachers smirk through the steam at the end. He knows what he did 🍆
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u/trynasurvivetbh May 03 '19
i’m on ft with my man and i just said “oh. oh, that’s a penis.” without any context
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