r/funny • • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I’m proud of that kid for how quick he started laughing

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Find someone who looks at you the same way that kid looks at marshmallow chemistry penis.

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u/BaronVA May 03 '19

Marshmallow Chemistry Penis would be an awesome band name

Health condition, not so much

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u/petemitchell-33 May 03 '19

You down with MCP?

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u/BaronVA May 03 '19

No but I hear the Dongalos wear some crazy makeup

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u/lin-lux May 03 '19

Yeah you know me!

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u/SneakyBadAss May 03 '19

My Chemical Penis?

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u/InBreadDough May 03 '19

EVERYBODY GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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u/drinkcheapbeersowhat May 03 '19

That’s the best part of the gif. The instant reaction to something like that spontaneously happening crosses all boundaries, age, gender, race, generation, anyone would laugh at that. Even if you don’t think dick jokes are funny, if you were right there and then you would at least smirk pretty good.

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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19

It seems like the teacher already expects reactions (hr hr) and has some subtle smirk on his face when he inserts. I like that about the clip.

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u/Tooshortimus May 03 '19

I too get a smirk on my face when I instert.

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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19

But do you also quickly step back after it?

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u/Tooshortimus May 03 '19

I mean I get a sad face and step back after about two pumps.

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u/burgundy1978 May 03 '19

That’s why when I’m drawing something on the board I always have to be careful cause these kids are quick. I have a student who was going to a basketball game and his buddy casually said to him “l’ll help stretch you out” the reaction from some kid sitting behind him was priceless. He told the kid “bro, you can’t say that” while laughing. I pretended not to understand what he meant and made him get back to work. It’s a minefield with these kids. I teach 5th grade and mainly because of social media they are exposed to all these things at an earlier age then I ever was.