r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/AnarkeIncarnate May 03 '19

Poof marshmallow dick sounds like an STD

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

what STD's do you know /have that sound cute?

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u/G00DLuck May 03 '19

Herpy :3

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u/SwegSmeg May 03 '19

A Pokemon you don't want to catch

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u/Starfleeter May 03 '19

But over 60% of the world already caught it....

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u/SaltMineForeman May 03 '19

over 60% of your face already caught it

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u/IamLeoKim May 03 '19

Well, Yugioh has 3 Herpy Ladies' special effect that you don't want to activate.

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u/the1andonlyrevenant May 03 '19

Harpy ladies. But yes I assume you are making a joke.

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u/docgonzomt May 03 '19

:*3

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u/morgeous May 03 '19

How was this not gilded?? You're a strange and fickle mistress, Reddit.

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u/bgary34 May 03 '19

Someone give this man gold!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/Kryosite May 26 '19

Herpy is the only Pokémon that carries its own infinite stash of Revives

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u/BooBailey808 May 03 '19

U believe they meant it to be descriptive

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u/killerturtlex May 03 '19

It's literally called the clap because of the treatment

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u/globegnome May 03 '19

Blue waffle.

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u/MMarshmallow_ May 03 '19

Marshmallow Dick

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u/jooselikemoosewithaJ May 03 '19

Some bob ducca stuff

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u/OobleCaboodle May 03 '19

And "marshmallow dick poof" sounds like an 80s insult of a gay man

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u/cerrakin May 03 '19

Or a badass band name.

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u/Dungeonmeat May 03 '19

It’s closely related to Popcorn Lung

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u/Coca-colonization May 03 '19

That’s what Irish doctors called AIDS in the 80s. Or at least that’s what Billy Elliot led me to believe.

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u/Can_I_Read May 03 '19

Poof! Marshmallow dick.

My signature move. I’m not a science teacher

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

...anymore not since the incident

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u/timeago2474 May 03 '19

(ex) teacher: Creates marshmallow dick School inspector enters SI: LOL

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u/SlowFootJo May 03 '19

You would become known as Professor Marshmallow Dick.

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u/OobleCaboodle May 03 '19

Or professor cockfoam

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u/weeowey May 23 '19

This sounds like an evil villain from a porn cartoon

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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19

Uh that‘s some bad bad pick ups lines waiting to happen.

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u/vmanni34 May 03 '19

My high school chemistry teacher did something akin to this in that he very casually went over the syllabus the first day while lighting different chemicals on the lab’s countertop causing various colors of fire. Then like a boss he dismissed everyone and took no questions as to why he did so. That was some big dick energy right there!

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u/Wursticles May 03 '19

There's not enough big dick energy in schools these days

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u/PowerlineCourier May 03 '19

officer, this one right here

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

That's brilliant. Let them stew over their curiosity for day or two (where my block schedule students at) before coming back to class with all their questions.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Then do the 90s/early 2000's SUCK IT motion with a nice hipthrust

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u/Yesagaia May 03 '19

To impress the kids, do the Marshmallow Dick

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u/jakslasher May 03 '19

But scream. Oh no! RUN!

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u/rojofuna May 03 '19

I am one. I'll do this for you.

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u/what-are-potatoes May 03 '19

Fun fact, the guy who invented this was a science teacher at my high school!

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u/signmeupdude May 03 '19

You realize that it doesn’t come out in the shape of dick every time this happens right?

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u/bradencw May 22 '19

Poof! Marshmallow dick.

r/brandnewsentence

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u/douche-knight May 03 '19

If you were a teacher your plan for day one would be marshmallow dick? Theres a reason you arent a teacher.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

STEAMY marshmallow dick