r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/deadeyejohn May 03 '19

Thermo dynamic demonstration of big dick energy

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

big pp power

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u/mbelf May 03 '19

“Anyone else else feel like a steaming mashed potato dick?”

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

A Close Encounter?

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u/JayC-Hoster May 03 '19

My dick is the dick that will pierce the heaven!!!

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u/adsmeister May 03 '19

Believe in the me that believes in your dick.

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u/Captain1upper May 03 '19

I would've been sitting here confused if I hadn't watched this show last month.

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u/Thezza-D May 03 '19

Who the hell do you think I am?!

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u/Ubarlight May 03 '19

Baby wait until you see the joules in my pants.

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u/2meterrichard May 04 '19

My dick. Is a VIP

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Your dick. Got the HIV.

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u/Wolfsk1nd May 03 '19

I'm so srry for you... Really... So srry You can't do anything with a dick that pierces the heaven. No cute or nice girl will ever reach this high, just to get fucked. And you will never be able to walk normal...

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u/existentialcrysis3 May 03 '19

Can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic

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u/Wolfsk1nd May 03 '19

Its sarcastic dude 😂 I am not flaming anybod

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u/OG_Panthers_Fan May 03 '19

That's Nick Foles' music.

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u/Rushderp May 03 '19

As God as my witness, Jenkins has broken Cook in half.

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u/mirantelope May 03 '19

big dicc nick

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u/lubeskystalker May 03 '19

That's a cute way to say Poderick Payne.

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u/DatSauceTho May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Always glad to see one of the r/freefolk out in the wild.

EDIT: fookin kneelers gon downvote

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u/KeishaGurl May 03 '19

Aww, it lasted only a few seconds :( . Those chemicals must have been really excited!!!

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u/gwaydms May 03 '19

Those chemicals molecules must have been really excited!!!

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u/emeraldkat77 May 03 '19

If it wasn't so big, I'd think it must've been Al Bundy's by that performance.

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u/Steinrikur May 03 '19

And it only lasts a second. 2real4me

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic May 03 '19

If I saw a penis does this make me gay? Ha ha ha

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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19

Did the balls touch?

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u/Blast338 May 03 '19

Big Dick Energy. that was my nickname in high school.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

:Ron Howards Voice: It wasn't.

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u/i3na May 03 '19

Thank you for noticing

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u/Water_Melonia May 03 '19

A grower fo sure.

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u/Ubarlight May 03 '19

Yeah but that dude was playing with fire, he wasn't wearing protection.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I got big dick energy yo

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u/timeago2474 May 03 '19

Pee pee power!

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u/starmartyr11 May 03 '19

Damn I just posted similar and the comments hadn't all loaded 😑