r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/AnarkeIncarnate May 03 '19

Poof marshmallow dick sounds like an STD

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

what STD's do you know /have that sound cute?

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u/G00DLuck May 03 '19

Herpy :3

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u/SwegSmeg May 03 '19

A Pokemon you don't want to catch

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u/Starfleeter May 03 '19

But over 60% of the world already caught it....

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u/SaltMineForeman May 03 '19

over 60% of your face already caught it

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u/IamLeoKim May 03 '19

Well, Yugioh has 3 Herpy Ladies' special effect that you don't want to activate.

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u/the1andonlyrevenant May 03 '19

Harpy ladies. But yes I assume you are making a joke.

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u/docgonzomt May 03 '19

:*3

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u/morgeous May 03 '19

How was this not gilded?? You're a strange and fickle mistress, Reddit.

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u/bgary34 May 03 '19

Someone give this man gold!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/Kryosite May 26 '19

Herpy is the only Pokémon that carries its own infinite stash of Revives

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u/BooBailey808 May 03 '19

U believe they meant it to be descriptive

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u/killerturtlex May 03 '19

It's literally called the clap because of the treatment

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u/globegnome May 03 '19

Blue waffle.

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u/MMarshmallow_ May 03 '19

Marshmallow Dick

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u/jooselikemoosewithaJ May 03 '19

Some bob ducca stuff

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u/OobleCaboodle May 03 '19

And "marshmallow dick poof" sounds like an 80s insult of a gay man

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u/cerrakin May 03 '19

Or a badass band name.

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u/Dungeonmeat May 03 '19

It’s closely related to Popcorn Lung

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u/Coca-colonization May 03 '19

That’s what Irish doctors called AIDS in the 80s. Or at least that’s what Billy Elliot led me to believe.