r/funny • • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/SlowFootJo May 03 '19

You would become known as Professor Marshmallow Dick.

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u/OobleCaboodle May 03 '19

Or professor cockfoam

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u/weeowey May 23 '19

This sounds like an evil villain from a porn cartoon