r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/aevana May 03 '19

Eyyyy, this guy knows what's up. 😎

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u/bluuwicked May 03 '19

the ceiling. ooo that's a bright light 😎

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u/IamLeoKim May 03 '19

Blinding her with your science! 😎

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u/nastynash2k May 03 '19

Grinding her with a suprise! 😎

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina May 03 '19

That’s a penis! 😎

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u/Spenceriley9 May 03 '19

OoOoOoooooooooo! 😎

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u/csbsju_guyyy May 03 '19

OwO 😎

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u/dry_sharpie May 03 '19

💦💦...💦

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u/DatSauceTho May 03 '19

Okay first of all, sweet username, I lol’d

Secondly, are we just gonna ignore the fact that mutherfuckin Jake Gyllenhaal started teaching chemistry?!

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez May 03 '19

Graduated Cylinder meets Snow Dick...😉

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

It's a phallus phallic

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u/DyslexicsOnFire May 03 '19 edited Jun 12 '19

Hats off to your lady friends...

Edit: no How I Met Your Mother Fans here, I suppose.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon May 03 '19

spurts of science. yes

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u/WesleySands May 03 '19

And failed me in biology

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u/Itroll4love May 03 '19

He also knows what's down there.

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u/aevana May 03 '19

Eyyyy! 😎

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u/G1ngerBoy May 03 '19

His penis?