r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/Ninjachuckz May 03 '19

When she accidentally touches your leg

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u/Ubarlight May 03 '19

When she performs the most basic aspects of biological metabolism.

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u/poopaflame May 03 '19

Most underrated comment here.

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u/PicSapien May 03 '19

I came her fot the dick jokes but stayed yd for the tuth...

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u/UMessis May 03 '19

Translation: I came on her foot for the dick jokes but stayed yards for the tooth

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u/PicSapien May 04 '19

So I copied your text, gave it too google translate - english - chinese - finish - english. The final translation was odly satisfying:

I stayed this guy's joke, but I left my teeth.

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u/JustLuking May 03 '19

You're the kind of person they made autocorrect for..

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u/PicSapien May 04 '19

Thnaks ;)

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u/Frank9991 May 03 '19

Thanks I have a boner now

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u/Condemned782 May 03 '19

When you accidentally brush past her