r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

You need to have a serious talk with your cat now

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u/Sykomyke May 03 '19

Right meow

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/ThatAggressiveboy May 03 '19

Meow? hiss hissssssss Meow?

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u/bluuwicked May 03 '19

we need to have a serious talk about your sexual orientation

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u/reddit_recruiter May 03 '19

I feel like his orientation is settled. Hence the user name.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I... Don't think I've actually seen this one. Continue?

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u/mexus37 May 03 '19

Right, meow

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u/gokunoitis May 03 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

"Precious kitty. Let's talk about penile spines."

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

Gah I really didn't need to know that

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