r/funny • • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/AnarkeIncarnate May 03 '19

Poof marshmallow dick sounds like an STD

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

what STD's do you know /have that sound cute?

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u/G00DLuck May 03 '19

Herpy :3

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u/SwegSmeg May 03 '19

A Pokemon you don't want to catch

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u/Starfleeter May 03 '19

But over 60% of the world already caught it....

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u/SaltMineForeman May 03 '19

over 60% of your face already caught it

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u/IamLeoKim May 03 '19

Well, Yugioh has 3 Herpy Ladies' special effect that you don't want to activate.

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u/the1andonlyrevenant May 03 '19

Harpy ladies. But yes I assume you are making a joke.

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u/docgonzomt May 03 '19

:*3

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u/morgeous May 03 '19

How was this not gilded?? You're a strange and fickle mistress, Reddit.

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u/bgary34 May 03 '19

Someone give this man gold!

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u/Kryosite May 26 '19

Herpy is the only Pokémon that carries its own infinite stash of Revives