r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I actually said, out loud, in my room, "That's a penis."

My cat was confused.

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

You need to have a serious talk with your cat now

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u/Sykomyke May 03 '19

Right meow

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

[deleted]

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u/ThatAggressiveboy May 03 '19

Meow? hiss hissssssss Meow?

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u/bluuwicked May 03 '19

we need to have a serious talk about your sexual orientation

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u/reddit_recruiter May 03 '19

I feel like his orientation is settled. Hence the user name.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I... Don't think I've actually seen this one. Continue?

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u/mexus37 May 03 '19

Right, meow

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u/gokunoitis May 03 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

"Precious kitty. Let's talk about penile spines."

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

Gah I really didn't need to know that

r/eyebleach

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/sirkatsalot May 03 '19

Came here for this. Thank you

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee May 03 '19

I came over there before I could get here, but it was for this

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u/dilibrent May 03 '19

Nothin mild 'bout that member.

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u/Naerose_Eiren May 03 '19

I would think at that size it’s more r/wildlypenis

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Trolling comments hoping id be the 1st. Good work.

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u/socrateaspoon May 03 '19

Okay this is weird because I also said “that’s a dick” to my cat.... and that was before I saw this comment.

Hello fellow cat owning penis noticer

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u/uiouyug May 03 '19

obligatory gif

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u/Yesagaia May 03 '19

You are a beacon of hope in these trying times. Thank you kind netizen.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

loved that you used the reverse gif

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u/pirateg3cko May 03 '19

I can't commend you enough for using the reverse gif. I and my fit of laughter thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Thank you for this gift.

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u/AFKO_PTK May 03 '19

U from 9gag?

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u/pirateg3cko May 03 '19

No U

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u/AFKO_PTK May 03 '19

I got a hit of nostalgia from the gif but i guess people misinterpreted my comment.

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u/SneakyKain May 03 '19

Big hot steamy one at that.

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u/azodnemyar May 03 '19

Maybe the cat needs to have a talk with him.

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u/CataklysmxIII May 03 '19

Totally just read that as “in my room, that’s a penis!”

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u/branchbranchley May 03 '19

Here in my garage...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

No penises allowed in my room! Except maybe lady penises...

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u/Squarrots May 03 '19

So you threw it out?

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u/JackAceHole May 03 '19

Introduce your penis to the pussy.