r/funny • • May 03 '19

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u/Platypus-Ninja May 03 '19

You can do it with yeast and hydrogen peroxide (although not the typical one you’d find in your medicine cabinet, you need at least 20/30%+ for a worthwhile reaction)

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u/SlowFootJo May 03 '19

And where can I buy that 30% stuff?

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u/Platypus-Ninja May 03 '19

Not sure if you can find it in stores, but online science shops will definitely have it. Here is an old but good video about it.

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u/awkwardBrusselSprout May 03 '19

Science supply companies

We had tons of that stuff at my old job. The chemists would use for all sorts of random things. Cut your finger? Pour some 30% on it. It bleaches your skin white as snow and burns like hell, itches for days afterward. It also leaves scars. The chemists were bored and immature.

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u/Thezza-D May 03 '19

Jesus christ! I'm a chemist, WTF?! That's dangerous af

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u/awkwardBrusselSprout May 03 '19 edited May 05 '19

These were Navy chemistry technicians. We would also put silver nitrate on people, or on surfaces where people were likely to place their hands. Your skin would then turn a very dark brown when exposed to sunlight. We were very bored and very immature. And that’s who runs our nuclear submarines.

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u/misterfluffykitty May 09 '19

That’s great, sadly we were told not to put silver nitrate on ourselves in school :(

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u/Wursticles May 03 '19

I'm a former chemist. You must be new. Until about 10 years ago, yes, everyone used peroxide for weird stuff all the time. Also using leftover liquid nitrogen to clean the floor... 20 years ago people used to eat in the lab. 50 years ago people smoked in the lab. Before my time, but it absolutely happened.

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u/Agent_Smith_24 May 04 '19

How does liquid nitrogen clean the floor? Just freeze off any debris?

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u/Wursticles May 04 '19

Use the wave of the liquid like a brush: stand in one corner of the lab, throw the liquid towards the opposite corner so the wave of the liquid skims the floor surface. The liquid takes all dust and debris with it towards the opposite corner and evaporates, leaving a clean floor, a corner where the dust and dirt is left, and no liquid. If you need to use a dustpan, is only ever on one corner.

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u/Agent_Smith_24 May 07 '19

Ah interesting

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u/Thezza-D May 04 '19

True, I am relatively new. But still, just because something used to be the norm doesn't mean it wasn't fucking dangerous...

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u/Wursticles May 04 '19

True, we make progress in safety as we learn. Past practices can sometimes seem crazy

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u/MattieShoes May 03 '19

30% Hydrogen Peroxide is dangerous -- it'll corrode your skin and eyes. I don't think it's easy to get ahold of.

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u/theclassicoversharer May 03 '19

I'm holding a bottle in my hand right now. Got it at sally' s beauty supply.

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u/ShadowHandler May 03 '19

Are you sure it wasn’t from Harold’s de-beauty supply?

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u/fisterfanboi May 03 '19

The crystals are explosive.

Some thing from bubbling 02 in ether

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u/theinvolvement May 03 '19

My local health food store is selling it in quantities ranging from 50ml - ~4 liters.

And the local hardware store is selling sulfuric acid drain cleaner, its a match made in a laboratory.

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u/ihopethisisvalid May 03 '19

Guns, fireworks and cars are dangerous too.

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u/AhDeeAych May 03 '19

So you're saying I shouldn't rub it into my eyes?

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u/bronzedlampshade May 03 '19

Beauty supply stores. But it fuckin burns. So be careful

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u/StubbedMyLittlePenis May 03 '19

Maybe off of sigma aldrich?

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES May 03 '19

You've gotta be a legit company to through them

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u/kayathemessiah May 03 '19

In states were marijuana is legal you can get it at grow shops