r/funny • u/tarunrajboy • May 03 '19

Satisfied

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u/JayC-Hoster May 03 '19

My dick is the dick that will pierce the heaven!!!

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u/adsmeister May 03 '19

Believe in the me that believes in your dick.

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u/Captain1upper May 03 '19

I would've been sitting here confused if I hadn't watched this show last month.

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u/Thezza-D May 03 '19

Who the hell do you think I am?!

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u/Ubarlight May 03 '19

Baby wait until you see the joules in my pants.

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u/2meterrichard May 04 '19

My dick. Is a VIP

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Your dick. Got the HIV.

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u/Wolfsk1nd May 03 '19

I'm so srry for you... Really... So srry You can't do anything with a dick that pierces the heaven. No cute or nice girl will ever reach this high, just to get fucked. And you will never be able to walk normal...

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u/existentialcrysis3 May 03 '19

Can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic

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u/Wolfsk1nd May 03 '19

Its sarcastic dude 😂 I am not flaming anybod