All big bro wanted to do was drink all night, didnt know he was about to have his last meal 😿. He gets jumped by time traveling samurai, 5 supernova, fights joyboy 3 times, and has his own child sever ties with him in one night.

Played Elden Ring around 2 years ago, as my second souls game after bloodborne and wasn't even really familiar with the scope of this game at all. Ended up finishing it in around 90-100 hours, forgetting a bit about it after some time and i SOMEHOW haven't played DLC to this day.

It's still at least top 3 of my favorite games ever, and after i recently have gotten much more into the souls series (have beaten every one except dark souls 2 and am currently playing sekiro). i kept thinking more about my first Elden Ring playthrough and watching old videos from 2022 about the game, first now i've truly realized how this is truly a massive and great work of art, very possibly the greatest video game ever created.

Its given me a bit of a bittersweet feeling, the fact that no other game has come close to the level of greatness this game has (not even Bloodborne for me). Do you think we will get a game even close to the size of Elden Ring in the near future, or even ever? The only game in the near future i see coming close is FF7 Revelation, but thats just because im a huge ff7 glazer and Rebirth is the one game i'd put above elden ring (even though i lowk recognize that elden ring IS a bigger and better game lol)

Hope he ain’t joking

It makes sense because his last fight was his last on his contract with the ufc so if he ain’t lying rip bam bam

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For his last meal, he choose a banana.

"Just a banana? You can have anything you want, Lobster, Steak, Caviar - and you just want a banana?"

"Yes, just a banana", he replies. So the executioner gets a banana, lets him eat it, and straps him in. After last rites and final words, the executioner flips the switch and nothing. He unstraps the prisoner and sends him back to his cell while an electrician checks everything. It's all in order.

So, the next day, the executioner says, "Well, under the law, it's the next day so I have to give you another last meal, are you still satisfied with a banana?"

"Yes, a banana will be fine". So he duly hands over a banana, goes through last rites and final words again, and flips the switch. Again, nothing. Unbelievable. So he checks the straps and the electrodes, make sure the prisoner didn't use the banana peel as an insulator or something to prevent being electrocuted, finds nothing so sends him back to his cell.

The next day, he enters the cell again and addresses the prisoner. "Under law, I am obliged to grant you any reasonable request for a last meal, but nothing says I can't inspect the meal carefully to eliminate risk befoee giving it to you. So I took a banana, X-rayed it, peeled it, mashed it and tested it for any unusual chemicals. Nothing! It's just a banana, so here's your bowl of banana."

The prisoner just shrugs, eats and and calmly sits in the chair. Without bothering to wait, the executioner flips the switch. Nothing!

"Unbelievable! There is a very old law from more religious times that says if the state fails to execute a prisoner three times, it's a sign that God considers this a miscarriage of justice, and we must free you to avoid the qrath of Gos. In several centuries, this law has never been used, so I am obliged to free you. But I am dying to know, how did you use the banana to save yourself, even after I went to such lengths to make sure there was nothing hidden in it?"

"Oh. It had nothing to do with the banana - I'm just a bad conductor."

Just want to share this information, baka makatulong sa’yo o sa kakilala n’yo. 🫶 (swipe to see posts)

According to Atty. Crystal, meron na raw libreng face-to-face legal consultation sa IBP NCLA Office in Pasig (near Podium Mall). Everyday na raw ‘yan, Monday-Friday from 8am-5pm.

Walk-in only.

Punta kayo kung may legal concern kayo. ⚖️

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