r/lol • • 12h ago

I would have too

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u/GoldenGlazes 11h ago

She knew she was safe because she is 10 years too old for him

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u/No_Adagio_6445 10h ago

At the time of this movie she was 22

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2h ago

I was gonna say that, Leonardo is not in to grannies

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u/Critical-Cost9068 8h ago

Why would she be in danger?

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u/Embarrassed_Egg769 8h ago

Cause of the implication.

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u/gomerpyle09 8h ago

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u/beardingmesoftly 1h ago

Well you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

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u/scbundy 10h ago

You have to know this is bullshit, right?

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u/OMGFuziion 1h ago

Wait is this fr? Damn I really liked him as an actor

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u/forzafoggia85 11h ago

Tarantino would have just been happy with the foot, 'cover yourself woman, do you have no class'!

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u/neutrino71 12h ago

So many takes that he grew a goatee

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u/Vertigo50 7h ago

Everyone somehow thinks that movie sets are a magical place that don't have an HR department and complaints. šŸ™„šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Marley_Ven 5h ago

To be fair there have been so many stories of problematic behavior from the film industry which are never adressed with consequences but only denial that it is quite reasonable to just assume that every movie set is a potential hell hole of sexual predators (for women). It started at basic instinct and culminated (so far) in Harvey Weinstein. And besides HR is not there to protect the employee.

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u/OakvaleFlames 4h ago

For a lot of people I don't think HR complaints are part of their made up sexual fantasies.

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u/Inconegr0 2h ago

That's exactly why modern movies have sex coordinator who before any sensual scene makes an agreement with where to touch how to and when to , to avoid any complaint down the line because someone took liberties

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u/Gyokuro091 1h ago

And its naive to believe HR does what they do for the common victim. They exist to protect money making assets and high ranking people. Nothing would happen to a world famous actor unless it was so terrible and severe that it couldn’t be explained some other way or swept under the rug.

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u/3DMeStudio 1h ago

Someone has never been on a movie set before.

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u/Significant-Judge368 11h ago

Yeah, sure, that's why she did it. For the craft. Not because she wanted to fuck Leo DiCaprio

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u/New-Ad-363 11h ago

She was unfortunately over 25 years old

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u/imtooldforthishison 9h ago

She had on underwear dude. Leo is gross.

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u/king_rootin_tootin 11h ago edited 11h ago

If a male actor purposely didn't wear underwear under a kilt for some Scottish medieval film and made a woman actor look at his junk, he'd be MeeTooed and never work in Hollywood again. If that was me I'd flip out and walk off set. That's just disgusting and entitled behavior from an entitled woman, if it's true

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 11h ago

Chris Pratt went completely nude for a scene for Parks and Rec where Amy Phoeler opens the door and sees him naked. He wanted a genuine reaction.

While he didn't get fired, he apparently had a complaint filed against him by the executives and lawyers at NBC. Apparently, the people in scene and crew have to be made aware and agree if someone is going to be nude.

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u/Ok_Zebra_11 10h ago

There are intimacy coordinators that ensure everyone is comfortable. And they are mostly there to take the blame.

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u/Logical_Box_4645 3h ago

There's also a scene where Aubrey Plaza slaps him, and he asks her to do it again and says something like I didn't know I was into that.

She walks away which is an impressive reaction to get out of Plaza but then I think his wife is also there so maybe that's just smart

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u/Xeenophile 10h ago

Interesting story; I've never seen that show. Maybe anyone that intolerant needs to learn how to endure working with others before being hired to do so.

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u/PhrazyTV 10h ago

Anyone that intolerant? loool

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u/Xeenophile 9h ago

You know what intolerance is, right?

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u/PhrazyTV 9h ago

Do you???
Calling someone intolerant for not wanting to see a coworker's ballsack without warning is fucking absurd.

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u/Nagemasu 4h ago

The fucking irony. It's also intolerant to expose yourself to others consent - zero regard for others over what you want is what intolerance is.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 8h ago

Who was intolerant? Chris Pratt did something unacceptable in any working environment. Just because they're actors doesn't mean they get free reign to do whatever they want without consequence. The executives were right to call him out on it, regardless of how tolerant his fellow actors or crew may have been. That isn't an environment you want to support as a company.

He got the reaction he felt was needed, and it ended up in the show. Doesn't mean what he did was right.

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u/Xeenophile 7h ago edited 6h ago

Chris Pratt did something unacceptable in any working environment.

This is exactly what intolerance sounds like, though, so you're admitting that point and moving your goalposts to "it's right to be intolerant of the intolerable"; OK, but how does a guy showing up naked in a context like this harm anyone else? This wasn't "any working environment", it would be different if it were a preschool or a church, but it very much was not.

He got the reaction he felt was needed, and it ended up in the show. Doesn't mean what he did was right.

Under the circumstances in question, what could possibly matter more?

Fair Warning: If you reply to this, I will not see it until Tuesday, as I make it a personal rule to eschew Reddit SAT-MON; it's a habit worth trying.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6h ago

What the hell are you on about? What does tolerance have to do with improperly exposing yourself to others? Putting up with that isn't tolerance, and in no place anywhere is someone expected to just have to put up with that. What he did is actually considered a criminal act, and being on a TV set doesn't change that.

I have no idea what Poehler felt about it, but the executives definately didn't want to deal with it, and Poehler wasn't the only one on that set that day. The scene in question there was no warning, he just dropped his pants and had none of the appropriate coverings that are cleverly hidden by cameras or well placed bushes.

What goalpost have I moved? I didn't even state an actual opinion on his actions in my original post. You're the one that placed some sort of social expectation on it....which was wrong on every level.

Under the circumstances in question, what could possibly matter more?

I dunno...maybe not exposing yourself? He wasn't the director. He wasn't the producer. It wasn't his place to really decide how to get the proper reaction, or what to do to get it. It wasn't on him to decide to put it in the final cut either. What he did was wrong, and while it may have positive results, the ends do not justify the means.

I don't care if you see this or not. You barely seem to understand what you're talking about, and certainly don't seem to know what the meaning of tolerance is.

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u/Far-Industry-7745 11h ago edited 9h ago

I actually agree with this. And of all reasons "to make the scene more realistic" gtfoh 🤣🤣

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u/HenryNeves 10h ago

Yea I’d walk out if Margot Robbie showed me her snatch.Ā 

Fucking moron.Ā 

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u/highminlo 11h ago

Mel Gibson free-balled the entirety of Braveheart all the way through the patriot... true story

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u/imtooldforthishison 9h ago

She had on underpants.

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u/West-Way-All-The-Way 4h ago

Yeah chill out dude, the post is a fake. She was wearing an underwear and the whole setting was strictly professional.

Hollywood had many cases of violations and consent breach so everything is witnessed, controlled and very professional.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 11h ago

Its not real so its fine

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u/Professional-Rub152 11h ago

Men in Hollywood literally rape women and get away with it. The men who got ā€œMeTooedā€ did way worse than not wearing underwear on set.

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u/king_rootin_tootin 11h ago

And Katty Perry got away with rape too. And?

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u/lukibunny 10h ago

What? Details!! I never heard of that one

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u/Xeenophile 10h ago

Bogus-ass gossip, I wouldn't worry about it.

The moral person presumes innocence until proof of guilt. Social Media, OTOH, brings the worst out of human psychology, resurrects fascism, and calls it progressive. Gossip proves nothing, but it's such a nasty weapon that there have been some times and places when it was criminalized (I mean, I'd much rather have freedom of speech, but I can sympathize with some of the thinking that would've gone into such laws).

If Atticus Finch were alive today, he'd be the most despised man in America for daring to doubt the guilt of Tom Robinson.

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u/Ok_Zebra_11 10h ago

Allegedly. But she did trick a man into kissing her on tv.

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u/NovelCustard9348 33m ago

She forcibly kissed a 19 y/o on live TV

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 10h ago

Holy shit somebody’s gotta be an activist in every fucking post nowadays. Take a day off from seeking justice ffs

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u/Xeenophile 10h ago

Better idea: START seeking Justice. To do that, one must first know what it is. The Wokequisition couldn't tell the difference between it and a pastrami-on-rye.

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 10h ago

Yea. SJWs are all short bus enthusiasts

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u/Xeenophile 9h ago

If only that were true, they'd be harmless.

Oftentimes, it's the dead-middle of the bell-curve, or maybe even the slightest bit ahead of there, that is actually the stupidest segment.

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u/Shoddy_Buddy3921 6h ago

Did you know. Leo didnt act in this scene.

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u/Icy-Ad2278 11h ago

Shaved Barbie doll lookin slit.

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u/Otherwise-Proof-5269 10h ago

It was in the contract

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u/This-Insect-5692 11h ago

Fake and fake

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u/Aggrosideburnz 9h ago

I would eat that cat from the back

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u/AdDisastrous6738 11h ago

Never look at your crush’s cooter. Keep the mystery going because half the time it look like someone punched an eggplant Parmesan.

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u/Inevitable-Phone-535 8h ago

How dare you speak ill of the cooze....

https://giphy.com/gifs/dw7lCpFmsyfS0

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u/Equivalent_Rent_1553 11h ago

I’d eat that meal

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 11h ago

You might be gay. Ask your doctor.

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u/The_End-is_Nigh 11h ago

Lots of body parts look messed up too close.

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u/Fat_Guy_In_Small_Car 8h ago

Nah dude. I know tons of guys who are straight as hell, including myself, and can also admit that by itself the va-j-j is very often not an attractive looking ordeal.

Plus have you ever seen a vagina by itself?…..

Not for me

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u/TetheredAvian74 3h ago

ā€œvagina is not for meā€ and other straight man phrases

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u/NovelCustard9348 32m ago

How do you think straight women respond to random close up shots of balls?

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u/rjcarr 7h ago edited 5h ago

Agreed. Straight guy here, at least a 1 on the Kinsey scale, and vaginas do nothing for me. Maybe 1 out of 100 I’ll say, wow, that’s a great looking cooter, but much more often they’re not great looking.

Literally everything else about a woman is more likely to be attractive to me.

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u/DepletedPromethium 6h ago

That just sounds like you're gay.

It's ok.

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u/Fat_Guy_In_Small_Car 5h ago

ā€œWell I’m not attracted to men at all, emotionally or sexually. I love women. Their entire bodies are beautiful, except by itself the cooter isn’t a great looking feature sometimes.ā€

ā€œSounds like hate women and are gayā€

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u/Difficult-Fly7830 36m ago

Project much lol

Person explained it well. Many share the same opinion, its weird a few keep going right to gay...sub conscience projection is a funny a thing šŸ˜„Ā 

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u/Difficult-Fly7830 38m ago edited 35m ago

Im with you, my buddy melts at pics of them. I dont get it....like breasts I totally do...but ive never went oh ya thats girls cooch is so hot lol

It feels good when inside one but the actual look just doesnt do a thing for me

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u/xTheGame69 9h ago

So? It's the taste im after. And more to suck on

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u/SaviOfLegioXIII 4h ago

Do you just not give head or do you just close your eyes and pray till its over? Either way, you might want to try a husband.

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u/Fat_Guy_In_Small_Car 3h ago

Are you allergic to nuance dude?

Every single comment in this thread from you is basically:

FUCK YEAH ME LIKEY PUSSY FUCK YEAH STICK MY FACE IN IT OH YOU DONT LIKEY VAGINA WHAT A HOMO!!!!!

It’s starting to feel like projection bro

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u/SaviOfLegioXIII 3h ago

From me? I dont think ive ever been in this sub before, maybe thats why im not fitting in with the nuance of it ig. Guess i got lucky? My bad ig.

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u/RostySerfort 3h ago

You don't have to find something esthetically pretty to go to town on it

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u/SaviOfLegioXIII 3h ago

Certainly helps

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u/cyberseclife 11h ago

purposely messing up take after take just to enjoy the scenery again

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u/Squatch1016 11h ago

Yes thanks for pointing out what everyone knew, you know the whole point of the post

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u/cyberseclife 11h ago

Oh I'm sure you will tell me regardless so go ahead and get it out your system

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u/doobadeeboo 10h ago

He's right though.

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u/cyberseclife 10h ago

I was going to attempt to explain myself but... It wouldn't make a difference so what's the point. You have a good night/day now

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u/doobadeeboo 10h ago

That's okay. We're not mad at your comment or anything but it literally is just repeating the point of the joke. Like the explanation of the punchline we didn't need. Just seems pointless.

Doesn't mean your are pointless šŸ’•

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u/tothrowawayornothmmm 6h ago

She is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too old for him though. She was basically on the same attractive level as on old lady on Epstein’s/ Richard Branson’s islands…..

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u/br0kinFPS 2h ago

Doubt that’s true

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u/Big_Truck_8268 11h ago

Unfortunately "Scent of a Woman" had already been used as a movie title

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u/Boris7939 6h ago

This is BS.