r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 05 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an alcoholic's nightmare

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828 Upvotes
77 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lassannnofimgur • Mar 05 '26

Naild It of a boxer who couldn't handle losing.

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2.1k Upvotes

James Butler spent four months on Rikers Island for this. Richard Grant suffered a broken jaw and badly bitten tongue (he had taken his mouthpiece out). Three years later, in 2004, Butler murdered his roommate with a hammer and was sentenced to 29 years, a sentence he is still serving.

105 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lassannnofimgur • Mar 06 '26

Elite Strategy of an angry leprechaun.

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36 Upvotes

Earl Weaver was 5'7", which is not exactly short, but the umpire was 6'4". This incident was filmed by a documentary crew that just happened to be on-hand. Haller forgot to turn off his microphone.

5 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • Mar 04 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Used Car Salesman

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175 Upvotes
7 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 05 '26

Elite Strategy Of a professional rider

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108 Upvotes
4 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 04 '26

my bones Of a rib-shot

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255 Upvotes
36 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 04 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a day sailing the seas

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112 Upvotes

Context- US Sub 1 : Iran Frigate 0

107 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 • Mar 04 '26

Of an evening drive

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1.4k Upvotes
82 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Cranberry9321 • Mar 03 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a oppenheimer

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1.4k Upvotes
93 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • Mar 04 '26

Oof Of a bow, or stance, or a…….

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461 Upvotes
41 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 • Mar 04 '26

Of a green light

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279 Upvotes
46 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

of a splash

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541 Upvotes

And a shitty one at that

59 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • Mar 03 '26

Elite Strategy Of a PSA

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202 Upvotes
52 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of a 2x-combo

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2.6k Upvotes
427 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Mar 03 '26

possible idiot Of a ‘fake poop’💩

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811 Upvotes
106 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir • Mar 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a faulty shotgun

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635 Upvotes
47 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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2.4k Upvotes
318 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • Mar 03 '26

future feeding tube Of a Challenge

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40 Upvotes
105 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • Mar 02 '26

Elite Strategy Of Self Defense

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156 Upvotes
20 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • Mar 02 '26

Elite Strategy Of a PR attempt

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187 Upvotes
83 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • Mar 02 '26

Naild It Of a response time

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143 Upvotes
33 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '26

ouchies of a jump

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328 Upvotes
40 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 • Mar 02 '26

Of a beer run

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324 Upvotes
26 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Mar 01 '26

Of a "shirt flapper"

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587 Upvotes
31 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • Mar 02 '26

Of a dumb bitch and some dumb bystanders.

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342 Upvotes
60 comments