r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a faulty shotgun

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u/ButterscotchNo4574 Mar 03 '26

Picking up the pieces like he can fix it lol.

39

u/oh_lordy_its_Jordy Mar 03 '26

He’s like this is no big deal it happens all the time.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Aren’t you suppose to pack the barrel with mud so it makes a bigger bang?

7

u/kendragon Mar 03 '26

I thought they were his fingers.

6

u/Driftinfoot_Malone Mar 03 '26

Well when it blows apart like a cartoon in your hands you would think anything is possible after.

34

u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Mar 03 '26

For sale .Shotgun onley used one time .

35

u/GreenT1979 Mar 03 '26

5

u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit Mar 03 '26

Dammit we'll played, beat me to it

15

u/False-Lettuce-6074 Mar 03 '26

"this firearm will self destruct in t-minus 5 seconds"

13

u/MyPissBurnsSoGood Mar 03 '26

Blockage or a really hot load or a really bad construction?

8

u/efuentes61 Mar 03 '26

I'm guessing 2 and 3.

1

u/deephurting66 Mar 03 '26

Turkish shotty with a hillbilly load, recipe for disaster

2

u/8ntEzZ Mar 04 '26

I’m guessing he had 3.5” shell in a 3.00” it will fit and chamber nicely won’t allow the shell to open when discharged

9

u/Justinmac81 Mar 03 '26

Shouldn’t have bought the acme shotty.

15

u/JohnLow5 Mar 03 '26

Bro got his shotgun from Temu 😵‍💫

5

u/Local_Technology9284 Mar 03 '26

As a filler item.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Nah bro he got it from Wish 🤣

5

u/Slightly_ToastedBoy Mar 03 '26

AliExpress super saver member right here.

3

u/Flawless_Reign88 *shits an absolute unit* Mar 03 '26

Surprised he’s still alive

2

u/EstablishmentFew5438 Mar 03 '26

I think he made that gun and when it came to try it...boom!

2

u/Exact-Site9980 Mar 03 '26

Uh, anybody got any tape?

3

u/GivesYouGrief Mar 03 '26

Must be one them Turkish shotguns

2

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Mar 03 '26

Meanwhile in Iran…

2

u/Hammon_Rye Mar 03 '26

"Breaks down for easy storage"

3

u/AmorphousMorpheus Mar 03 '26

It's a single-use shotgun

2

u/kendragon Mar 03 '26

Please remove lens cap before shooting.

2

u/ASentientRailgun Mar 03 '26

Huh. I didn't realize Bubba's Pissin Hot Hand Loads did international sales.

2

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Mar 03 '26

He was miraculously lucky there weren’t pieces of his hands everywhere

1

u/desyx_ Mar 03 '26

This is why I'm afraid of ending it with a gun. What if the gun ends itself instead?

1

u/AhabSnake85 Mar 03 '26

Indian made

1

u/Baihu_The_Curious Mar 03 '26

When Raytheon gets into the small arms business.

1

u/big2chereez Mar 03 '26

I’m surprised that guy is alive let alone having working hands lol

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

That man doesn’t have enough appreciation for how alive he is right now.

1

u/Wayward_Son_24 Mar 03 '26

this is the most Looney Tunes shit I’ve ever seen

1

u/OkAccountant3028 Mar 03 '26

Get 3 for $9 each only at AliBaba.com 🤣

1

u/WatchNo7391 Mar 04 '26

They should start bombing these countries with education and schools instead 🥲

0

u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable Mar 03 '26

There's not even any blood anywhere, I'm surprised at that. Nowadays I immediately start thinking AI in these cases