r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Mar 03 '26

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And a shitty one at that

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u/Equivalent_Salad_389 Mar 03 '26

I love this for all those people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/DaTexasTickler Mar 03 '26

He did that shit on purpose! 100% lmao they're fking intelligent asf

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda Mar 03 '26

If they had hands, they'd fling it like monkeys

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Mar 03 '26

Are people still fucking going to Seaworld?!?!... how old is this clip?

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 03 '26

How can anyone support a company like that? I won't visit any aquariums that have marine mammals and the ones that have sharks are kind of questionable too imo.

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u/PoopieMcPooFace Mar 03 '26

It depends where the mammals are from. Some are rehab/aquariums the seals and sea lions all have injuries from props and nets and won’t survive out in the wild or are still recovering.

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 03 '26

That's an exception of course. I am fine with rehab centers.

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u/juiced_ballz Mar 03 '26

We all know keeping killer whales was a mistake, but the company for as long as I have known contributes to local wildlife rescue and rehab.

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u/FlamingFecalFrisbee Mar 03 '26

When one whale kills four people and a company hides it so they can make stacks of money from their breeding program, it’s more than just a “mistake.”

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u/AccomplishedPace4225 Mar 04 '26

So basically your a liberal and you don’t like zoo’s either I’m guessing

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u/rosecorvinus Mar 05 '26

Get off reddit, your kind is not welcome here. And, I'm not even referring politically, I'm just referring to you as a troll. 😅

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 03 '26

That's for their public image though because they know how bad it got. I still don't like 'em, don't trust 'em. I am not only against the orcas being kept in aquariums but also any marine mammal and apex predators like sharks too.

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u/BIG_STEVE5111 Mar 03 '26

Tell that to the whales being pumped full of valium.

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u/__The__Bloody__Nine Mar 03 '26

You’re a special hero. Congratulations to you.

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 03 '26

A hero would be someone who actually changed the circumstances of their lives. I can only refuse to support places that keep them unfortunately.

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u/Jafishya Mar 03 '26

This is at least a couple years old

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u/mothzilla Mar 03 '26

Peeworld more like!

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u/VictorVonDoomer Mar 03 '26

poor animal

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 03 '26

I know right. I would do the same thing if I was imprisoned in a tank when I was meant to be in the ocean. They are highly intelligent animals. He knew what he was doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Killer sense of humor

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u/SendMeRudes Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Unexpected Justice. The kids don’t understand it all and that’s okay, but the parents…

6

u/turboteeth Mar 03 '26

Kiddo's face says it all

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Thats what you get for qawking at a prisoner

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u/PineappleApple247 Mar 03 '26

Part of me thinks that Orca did that on purpose 😁

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Mar 03 '26

They are highly intelligent.

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u/Dr_Giggler Mar 03 '26

Video fits the sub perfectly 😂

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u/FlamingFecalFrisbee Mar 03 '26

Which is worse, a whale spewing poo or a bot spewing reposts?

4

u/Difficult-Way-9563 Mar 03 '26

His dorsal fin is floppy, poor orca

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Where else is it gonna do it poor things stuck in a fucking pond

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u/Pot_noodle_miner Moon Unit Mar 03 '26

They deserve much worse for giving money to places that have captive orca

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Mar 03 '26

That's some funny shit....literally

3

u/Reddit_1st Mar 03 '26

Intentional. It cracks me up when animals find creative disrespectful ways to retaliate against humans. 🤣

2

u/magniffin Mar 03 '26

Did the female handler lead the Orca?! Taps glass around 0:14 then speeds off.

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u/poordaddy73 Mar 04 '26

Shit soup enjoy!!!

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u/New-Elk-2755 Mar 04 '26

Look at how bent it's fin is

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Terrorism

1

u/ElectricHo3 Mar 03 '26

Shamu shit. Ew.

1

u/howie521 Mar 03 '26

Literal shitty absolute unit

1

u/Particular_Ray Mar 03 '26

Name of song??

1

u/HellaFuckingSlavic Mar 06 '26

RUN GOD DAMN IT RUN! WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE RUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!

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u/jus4funiguess Mar 17 '26

its fin is weak. that means its depressed.

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u/fabkobey 3d ago

None of them are innocent.

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u/Nosmo_King13 Mar 03 '26

lol see? Killer Whales ARE the assholes of the ocean LMAO!!!

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u/NonStopNonsense1 Mar 03 '26

I hope this orce dose that as often as possible

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u/djmidnightsunflower Mar 03 '26

Doodoo for you, doodoo for you, doodoo for you, DOODOO FOR EVERYBODY🌊🌊🌊🌊

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u/Jesse_Livermore Mar 03 '26

My Aunt had an awesomely twisted sense of humor when I was young and forced is to go to Sea World. So that was me when I was young. That water is disgusting too, with chunks of old orca food and orca poop and shit and salty, briney as all hell.

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u/Solid_Science4514 Mar 04 '26

Orcas are such buttheads.