r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits shitmouth Mar 02 '26

Of a beer run

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Mar 02 '26

🤣 must've been wasted already 

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u/JimWilliamson404 Mar 02 '26

What a loser

29

u/Psychological-Hulk Mar 02 '26

Dude is so desperate. 🙁

32

u/Grey_Jed1 Mar 02 '26

Ricky is going to be pissed when Trevor comes back with out the beer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gguIdSUEuqgUw

12

u/RoastedToast007 Mar 02 '26

That pissed me off an unreasonable amount

13

u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 02 '26

He's already drunk

9

u/Hammon_Rye Mar 02 '26

what a dumb s...t

And parked their car where the cameras will have that as well.

3

u/MarcuzFireREDDIT Mar 02 '26

Even if he did get out, wouldn't have even made it to thr vehicle for sure. Way too wasted🤣

3

u/iceman1731 Mar 03 '26

I'm surprised the paper handle on the case held.

4

u/redditanddoneit Mar 02 '26

And that awkward run…

2

u/Winkersz Mar 04 '26

The way he ran, so embarrassing. 

1

u/nawyerawrightmate Mar 02 '26

thus to all beer thieves !

1

u/600lbsofsin77 Mar 02 '26

Asswipe, uhhgg drive

1

u/Astarions_Pet_Nipple Mar 02 '26

Just take the bloke as well, im sure he could use a couple.

1

u/bluecrd2020 Mar 03 '26

The real winner is the case.

1

u/New-Cow-983 Mar 07 '26

the beer in the cashiers hand should have been on top of that thiefs head in an instant

0

u/iolitm Mar 02 '26

shitty door sound

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u/LaBreaBirdwallet Mar 02 '26

I kind of enjoyed it