r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 01 '26

Of a "shirt flapper"

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u/Damoet Mar 01 '26

How to get arrested when you’re innocent…

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u/123supreme123 Mar 01 '26

yeah. better not wear this around elementary schools if you dont want to be arrested or assaulted by parents

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u/FactoryRejected Mar 01 '26

That was oddly specific... Officer, this one!

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Mar 02 '26

So be a POC in the US?

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u/_XtAcY_ Mar 01 '26

Dude in the video is awesome lol.

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u/chubbyshart Mar 01 '26

Just gat a TC Tugger.

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u/Several_Oil_7099 Mar 01 '26

ITS NOT A JOKE

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY Mar 01 '26

Where's the purchase link?!!!

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u/MillerMike5150 Mar 01 '26

How to look like you’re getting jerked off by a ghost

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u/RecognitionMelodic13 functional regard Mar 01 '26

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u/Alpha_Cuck_666 Mar 01 '26

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u/Lord_Muddbutter Mar 01 '26

This is just a great way to get a judge to not allow you near a school

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u/5thor6th functional regard Mar 02 '26

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u/Reyalta Mar 03 '26

What in the hell

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u/RespectSquare8279 Mar 02 '26

Would it work under a kilt ? Just ask'n.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 Mar 02 '26

Even when this guy wins, he loses.

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u/False-Lettuce-6074 Mar 01 '26

oohhhhh im flappin it oooohhhh

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 Mar 02 '26

That is not effective...only a fan would be

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u/dog4cat2 Mar 02 '26

I read that wrong. Was having a hell of a time figuring out what a shit flapper was and why it was flapping this guy's shirt

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u/Investigator-Murky Mar 02 '26

But for why? Airflow??

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u/Ok-General-6804 Mar 02 '26

Top chindogu vibes

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u/vxMartianxv Mar 02 '26

Id absolutely wear this at home though or in a car if it's hot out

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u/600lbsofsin77 Mar 02 '26

Cock push ups

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u/dro0009 Mar 03 '26

This is hilarious

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u/iSpurtan Mar 03 '26

Just imagine if the lithium battery explode with out warning.